EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY

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EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY

Why must you make us do this?

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Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.

I catched a glimpse of the title on the front page thinking I must have misread something. I did a double take, realized it was Critical Miss, and suddenly everything made sense again.

:/ EA has been busy these last couple of years, haven't they?

:D And so have you two! Well done, and keep it going!

How did you get a Gravity Falls t-shirt TWO YEARS before the show aired?

Daystar Clarion:
Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before they vital essences are consumed.

We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?

More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.

Well you know what they say a baby a day keeps the chaos gods away-plus it apart of a complete breakfast filled with everything you need to have a full on day :P

Nay, sirs, t'would be EA execs eating a baby, calling not being cannibalized a 'service' that requires the baby always be in a steel cage, and telling the grieving parents to 'deal with it', methinks.

NOTE: This is a joke.

EA chefs probably have entire cook books with the perfect recopies for cooking babies.

Ah, so you went with the plan you mentioned during the Ms. Splosion Man stream then?

Of course you pulled it off as brilliantly as always XD

We do not need a comic about the daily diet of an EA executive. It is know.

Well I have to say this strip seems like...a modest proposal.

Somehow this wouldn't surprise me if this ended up as an actual headline later.

Maybe somewhere between destroying DICE and causing everyone at BioWare to commit suicide.

RoonMian:

Daystar Clarion:
Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before they vital essences are consumed.

We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?

More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.

Yes, but free range babies are tasty.

Remember, they aren't selling the delicious babies to others, they're for their own consumption.

Only the best babies will do.

erttheking:
Well I have to say this strip seems like...a modest proposal.

Well played, sir. Well played.

I can see Mr. Moore's response now. Sure, you say that EA was wrong to eat babies, but our customers still bought our product. So it MUST be okay!

I thought the cover on the main page and the title were going to give us a similar punchline as your comic strip "lesbians".

It's nice to be surprised.

Daystar Clarion:

Only the best babies will do.

Like babies only fed on oranges, or tomatoes or any other special taste (don't feed your baby tomatoes and oranges as they respectively cause poisoning and allergies).

Surely it would be more of EAs style to have the player controlled chisel-jawed combat-hardened Veteren of war from 1600 onwards eat the baby.

THINK OF THE MORAL CHOICES.

EDIT: Babycakes - Neil Gaiman.

Jhooud:
[quote="erttheking" post="6.405308.16832567"]I can see Mr. Moore's response now. Sure, you say that EA was wrong to eat babies, but our customers still bought our product. So it MUST be okay!

Many of our customers love the idea of us eating babies, so we will increase the number of babies beeing consumed by our execs to keep our customers happy!

We will do everything for our customers!

/sarcasm (just in case you didn't notice)

I think we can all be thankful that they at least sorted their hair out. Seriously Cory, what is that!?

Yeah, they've really been leaving up to the worst company title haven't they?

DVS BSTrD:
How did you get a Gravity Falls t-shirt TWO YEARS before the show aired?

They stole Blendin's "Time Tape" too?

Well, to be honest we've all known this practice has been going on for some time, haven't me? I mean, did we really expect that a company like EA didn't have some kind of infant-consumption policy?

No, the real question is if it was a minority baby or not, because if it was they are going DOWN.

Really, EA is such a big target now, it's almost impossible to miss.

Heh, I made the exact same joke last month. People with a twisted sense of humor think alike.

you guys and your MICROTRANSACTIONS jokes.

That was so below the belt, you the the feet of whatever you wanted to punch.

Daystar Clarion:
Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.

Are you kidding? With their cost cutting, they probably stack them five high.

Zachary Amaranth:

Daystar Clarion:
Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.

Are you kidding? With their cost cutting, they probably stack them five high.

EA only cut corners when it comes to customers :D

I'm sure they experience all the extravagant baby consumption the world has to offer.

DVS BSTrD:
How did you get a Gravity Falls t-shirt TWO YEARS before the show aired?

Think of it as "One step forward, two steps back"...

Daystar Clarion:

RoonMian:

Daystar Clarion:
Seems about right :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before they vital essences are consumed.

We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?

More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.

Yes, but free range babies are tasty.

Remember, they aren't selling the delicious babies to others, they're for their own consumption.

Only the best babies will do.

nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

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EA Exec: Hey! Gamers! You can buy our games, and we might reconsider the always on requirements, but in return we ant your baby. Baby; the other, other white meat! Baby; it's whats for dinner!

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If only Erin was in this one, I could have made a bad joke about her eating out often. Ah, well...

They don't eat babies, they consume their souls damning them to an eternity of darkness and despair. (By making them use Origin... I kid, I kid, mostly)

OT: Yeah, I remember when EA wasn't a complete idiot when it comes to its games. I kinda miss those days. Anyway, good strip as always.

Captcha: "Now look here." Oh come on Captcha! it's EA, no need to get upset over it.

Is it just me or Cory and Grey look like Tiger & Bunny?

Anyways, Nice comic.

rhizhim:

Daystar Clarion:

RoonMian:

We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?

More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.

Yes, but free range babies are tasty.

Remember, they aren't selling the delicious babies to others, they're for their own consumption.

Only the best babies will do.

nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

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And...this just went from funny to nightmare fuel.I knew I shouldn't have checked this site before I logged off...

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