Unskippable: DmC: Devil May Cry

DmC: Devil May Cry

Graham and Paul follow Dante as he makes a bad decision or two.

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Ok there are so many things from that cutscene I wish I could unsee. Also that woman from the beginning looked like a female Joker. And yes, white hair or black Dante is still a douche.

Yesh, that woman at the start (that better not be Trish) look like Cher!
Also I guessing they stop making another Austin Powers seeing how the humour wasn't as great as the previous two (especially when they reused that name alternative joke) as it finish nicely as a triliogy. Still this is Hollywood I'm talking about so we may see it again in the future.

I think I would watch a video solely of Paul and Graham naming possible things "DmC" could stand for.

Also, how exactly does one set up their giant trailer on a pier, in the middle of a carnival, without anyone putting graffiti dicks on it?

Well that was the weirdest Dave Mathews Concert I've ever seen.

Does Dante leave a trail every time he hits the clubs. he'd destroy more trailers than a tornado.
Also "Collapse of the Economy" is a TERRIBLE stripper name.

Scarim Coral:
Yesh, that woman at the start (that better not be Trish) look like Cher!
Also I guessing they stop making another Austin Powers seeing how the humour wasn't as great as the previous two (especially when they reused that name alternative joke) as it finish nicely as a triliogy. Still this is Hollywood I'm talking about so we may see it again in the future.

The woman is meant to look like someone who's had more plastic surgery than Cher, Michael Jackson, and everyone else put together, and it is hideous.

Also with new Austin Powers films, as they seem to add more characters for Michael Myers to play every time, we could get to Austin Powers 10 with him playing absolutely everyone (apart from Mini Me of course)

Now I want some Delicious Marshmallow Creme to enjoy at a Dimly Moonlit Cul-de-sac.

Also, ripping someone's chest open with your bare hands? I think only Shao Kahn can do that. (truth starts at 0:20)

Eugh, those faces! Less like "Uncanny Valley"and more like Do NOT Want Valley.

He is, guys, he really is. A sexy, handsome, gorgeous douche, but a douche nonetheless.

Wow... I would want to get him tested for... everything... before having sex with him after that night...

I'm now trying to imagine an enemy that gives Dante sex scratches would look like and how it goes about its main attack.

1nfinite_Cros5:
I'm now trying to imagine an enemy that gives Dante sex scratches would look like and how it goes about its main attack.

If you've ever played Metal Gear Solid 4, you should know one possible answer to that question.

Yeah, every goth-industrial club I've been to in real life has either been in a basement or a warehouse, and was lucky if the lighting system had 3 off-the-shelf strobe lights from Radio Shack.

LadyRhian:
Eugh, those faces! Less like "Uncanny Valley"and more like Do NOT Want Valley.

Or What Evil Hast Thou Uncanned Valley? The game was pretty good, from the few hours I played it, but the art design leaves a lot to be desired.

I want to play Demilitarised Chinchilla.

"tarred, feathered, pantsed and swirlied."

...You BASTARDS!

I'm not sure covering your junk with pizza is TASTEFUL.

Hmph kids these days. Back in my day we would shoot the bastard who would mess with our pizza. Now they are just dicking around with them. No hygiene man. No hygiene at all.

My favorite part:

Kat: "You were careless, you left a trail"

Graham and Pual: "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW"

Excuse me Graham & Paul, *puts on fanboy hat* but Dante's not a douche, at least not for the entire game, just at the beginning, on DMC 2 & 3, now that's a douchey Dante.

Seriously, having played every single DMC ever made multiple times (yes, I even finished DMC 2 a couple of times... it wasn't pretty), I can safely say that IMO, DmC is the very best DMC ever, with DMC 4 coming close to it.

Consequences will never be the same :')

I love you guys, never stop doing what you do..

My retinas burned as I laughed.

I think you can tear someones heart out of their body using your bare hands if you have sharp enough fingernails and use enough force. Or use bear hands, that could work.

Wasn't Austin Powers 4 gonna release somewhere this year?

well at least it didn't get too many sales so we wont have to hear about it again but i just love hearing their commentary.

I am rooting for the limbo demon thing in this one.

Number-14:
My favorite part:

Kat: "You were careless, you left a trail"

Graham and Pual: "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"A trail of what?" Oh YES, That part cracked me up!
I think the biggest mistake Dante made was allowing his series to get rebooted in the first place.
And when Graham and Paul mention a '90's Prodigy video, did you mean "Smack My Bitch Up"?

And can I post that from Youtube onto here? I mean, it is SO NSFW.

Did they hire Jocelyn Wildenstien for the mccap in this game?

I've never played Dentists marriage Counsellors but Dante's face looks so punchable.

It`s a good thing the HD package of the first three games outsold this turdpile. Now we can go back to non-shitty Dante!

I've never played Devil May Cry 2... why is it so hated?

Yeah, the douchiness is really the core character trait, say what you like bout the redesign but they kept that intact...

Johnny Novgorod:
I've never played Devil May Cry 2... why is it so hated?

You know when something's terribly TERRIBLY wrong when the only things that remind me of Devil May Cry 2 are Goat-lings, brain dead female lead, terrible puzzle design and freaking product placement jeans!!

canadamus_prime:
Ok there are so many things from that cutscene I wish I could unsee. Also that woman from the beginning looked like a female Joker. And yes, white hair or black Dante is still a douche.

Thank me later, good sir!

Madara XIII:

canadamus_prime:
Ok there are so many things from that cutscene I wish I could unsee. Also that woman from the beginning looked like a female Joker. And yes, white hair or black Dante is still a douche.

Thank me later, good sir!

Why? It's just a video of Old douche Dante beating up New douche Dante. The only thing that old Dante has over new Dante is that I've never had to see him without pants. Other then that they're both equally unlikable.

...IMHO of course.

canadamus_prime:

Madara XIII:

canadamus_prime:
Ok there are so many things from that cutscene I wish I could unsee. Also that woman from the beginning looked like a female Joker. And yes, white hair or black Dante is still a douche.

Thank me later, good sir!

Why? It's just a video of Old douche Dante beating up New douche Dante. The only thing that old Dante has over new Dante is that I've never had to see him without pants. Other then that they're both equally unlikable.

...IMHO of course.

...well thanks for pissing in my cheerios :(

I'll just go drink myself to death and hope Capcom crashes soon

Madara XIII:

canadamus_prime:

Madara XIII:

Thank me later, good sir!

Why? It's just a video of Old douche Dante beating up New douche Dante. The only thing that old Dante has over new Dante is that I've never had to see him without pants. Other then that they're both equally unlikable.

...IMHO of course.

...well thanks for pissing in my cheerios :(

I'll just go drink myself to death and hope Capcom crashes soon

Sorry. It WAS still enjoyable to see the new douchebag Dante getting beaten repeatedly. So thank you for that.

Get your references straight: the Dantes were never douches, the original Dante was engineered from an over-the-top anime bishonen perspective, and the newer one from a gritty goth american perspective.

 

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