Feed Dump: Tigers, Cookies and Snakes

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Tigers, Cookies and Snakes

I thought that it was a good omen to have a tiger visit you in the bathroom.

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I think Matt has a really good point. Were they all actually pot cookies? 8000 seems like a lot. Seems to me like the first 100 were pot cookies. Then those were eaten. Then they realized they REALLLLY like making cookies!

Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

So in that sack was 50+ snakes. Did the car also meet a man going to St. Ives, by any chance?

Zachary Amaranth:

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

Leave the bad puns to DVS BSTRD, please.

Can Matt get grounded from Feed Dump for those puns a la Phailhouse? I'm concerned.

Daedrin:
I think Matt has a really good point. Were they all actually pot cookies? 8000 seems like a lot. Seems to me like the first 100 were pot cookies. Then those were eaten. Then they realized they REALLLLY like making cookies!

I think they mixed up the recipe and used cocaine instead of flour in the first batch. After that, there was no way they could stop baking.

Paul and Matt!

Great episode, love the puns. :)

So they.. baked cookies that would get them baked?

Zachary Amaranth:

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

*locks you in a bathroom with a hungry wild tiger* Sorry if the pun-punishment room is a tad small this time. It's meant for DVS BSTRD, who's a tad shorter than you...

Also, someone was smuggling something and it wasn't in their pants? They were cobras! The jokes write themselves!

Damn it Matt!

Of course their were no feet, Cobra kai always sweep the legs.

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Fangs for the inspiration.

GamemasterAnthony:
So in that sack was 50+ snakes. Did the car also meet a man going to St. Ives, by any chance?

Zachary Amaranth:

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Oh, like meeting a tiger in the bathroom wouldn't give YOU paws.

Leave the bad puns to DVS BSTRD, please.

He just wanted to ask her to join his game of Stripe poker.

Captcha: sound out
Yes that is how puns work.

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Thought you were dead dude!! Also Dumbo just went to Netflix so now I have that damnable song is stuck in my head. It was almost gone.... Then you reminded me of it again.....

Ugh. These puns are pure poison!

DVS BSTrD:
He just wanted to ask her to join his game of Stripe poker.

Captcha: sound out
Yes that is how puns work.

*Tosses you into a locked room filled with attack dogs and a poker table* Sorry, you're going to have to deal with the dogs this time. The tiger is being used on someone else who punned earlier...

You know a pun is good when it physically hurts you.
And today felt like I was being sieged by one thousand tiny Spartans.

It's matt!!!!!
Yay matt!!!

Man i love me some Matt Wiggins puns.

love the terrible puns.

and is that the deerstalker you got given at PAX?

Paul looks mighty fine with stubble.

It's like Schrodinger's beard.

teebeeohh:
love the terrible puns.

and is that the deerstalker you got given at PAX?

It is, yes!

As a pot smoker, it really pisses me off when...when...

Damn it, I have to go watch the video again.

You know, I just realized Feed Dump reminds me a lot of the... er... "sandwich eating" gatherings in Eric's basement in That 70's Show. Camera in the middle that spins around to the person talking, talking about pot, making horrible puns...

:D Good to see ya again Matt. :/ Your puns are terrible. :) But the reactions they get are very funny.

MowDownJoe:
Too many puns from Matt...

I haven't groaned this loudly since the Bionic Commando episode of Unskippable.

Making up for lost time probably.

You just keep lining up too much matt-erial for bad puns.

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Oh the glorious punny return of Matt. Been to long Matt, to long.

Matt puns! GLEE! You sir have made my day. Just ignore Killjoy Kathleen. :P

I don't see why the tiger in the bathroom was such a big deal.

After all, everybody was Purrfectly fine in the end.

I'll let myself out.

Soooo many glorious puns!

Yay! It is Matt! I've been missing the puns.

You know, I didn't realize Paul could grow a full beard until I watched the early rapidfire videos, where the beard ratio of paul to graham is inversed. However, I think that 5 o clock shadow suits him well, better than the full on beard.

Also, too many puns to count. Good call Kathleen!

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Salina is about an hour and a half from where I live now, Nice to see that we get mention in other countries for things besides stupid legislation. Though this is still stupidity, just a different kind, eh? Fragnabit.

Also, nobody I know pronounces it sal-eena, it's mostly sal-eyena. But I'm willing to let it slide because you also say deckels and agayn, instead of deecals and aginn. Yay accents! To make matters worse, there's also a Saline county, and it's pronounced saleen, not sayleen, like the salt solution.

I hate this state.

Kathleen, what about your tail, composed of several large osteoderms?

Zeterai:
So they.. baked cookies that would get them baked?

"In Soviet Russia - cookies bake you!"

Kind of in keeping with all the bad puns.

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