Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Stanza Wars

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Stanza Wars

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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Really good ones this week. Too bad about the struggle on both accounts...at least that's what I assume Jim's edits were supposed to be for.

Hilarious this is. Awesome one, Yahtzee's poem is.

Jim my god thank you for you! That music in the background of yours is bringing back my childhood, Dark Forces!! *cries manly tears of happier times*

Bravo both bravo both, but Jim wins this one for me just because of the background music!

I'm thinking this should become an all-inclusive Escapist thing, rather than just Jim and Yahtzee. Don't get me wrong they're both great, but I see it getting stale in the long term if it's just them every week. I'd love to see Bob, Gavin and the LRR crew getting involved in this as well.

Glad Jim and Yahtzee kept this week's episode rather subdued. We all know what happen when...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Unleashed, the force of 2 is

Yathzee wins this one, for two reasons. First i had to laugh a bit, second i could actually follow his. With jim half the time i didnt know what he was going on about.

Yahtzee's poem brings up a good point. The sarlak must have a rather odd metabolism if it takes a thousand years to digest something, and also it probably doesn't eat very often, like probably once a millennium. Did it just so happen to be the sarlak's once a millennium feeding time during Return of the Jedi?

jim i 100% agree with you, i always loved the bounty hunters more than any other group in star wars. bossk especially looked badass to me as a kid

Both were awesome!
very good job both of you on these!

"Spend your whole life just splashing about. Why do you think nobody's tried to get out?"

Mr. Fett would like to have a word with Yahtzee...

Let's all jump into the Sarlaac!!

ooh. It's really close this week. Yahtzee Touched on a plot hole i've always wondered about. But Jim's Hauntingly beautiful The Bounty Hunters wins this week.

Score:
Yahtzee - 2
Jim - 2.5

canadamus_prime:
Yahtzee's poem brings up a good point. The sarlak must have a rather odd metabolism if it takes a thousand years to digest something, and also it probably doesn't eat very often, like probably once a millennium. Did it just so happen to be the sarlak's once a millennium feeding time during Return of the Jedi?

I always thought it just lay around waiting for animals to fall into it's pit. Jabba using it as an execution device is just a bonus to it.

I feel that Jim's poem is better this week. I never really noticed or cared about the bounty hunters before now.

kailus13:

canadamus_prime:
Yahtzee's poem brings up a good point. The sarlak must have a rather odd metabolism if it takes a thousand years to digest something, and also it probably doesn't eat very often, like probably once a millennium. Did it just so happen to be the sarlak's once a millennium feeding time during Return of the Jedi?

I always thought it just lay around waiting for animals to fall into it's pit. Jabba using it as an execution device is just a bonus to it.

I feel that Jim's poem is better this week. I never really noticed or cared about the bounty hunters before now.

Well now that I think about it being in the middle of the desert probably means that food probably doesn't wander by very often so it must stretch out the digestion of each meal so that it doesn't starve.

Never the less the poem was very funny.

I thought this would be Jim complaining that EA signed a deal to make Star Wars games, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Well done gents.

I was going to do my usual "Jim and Yahtzee should be doing joint video reviews of games instead of poetry slamming" (and indeed I just did), I actually quite liked this one.

I have to ask you, Jim: Did you ever read the Bounty Hunter Wars Trilogy? If so what did you think of it?

EDIT: And seeing that it's been brought up, yes there is a EU explanation of the whole "Digested for a thousand years" line. And yes, it's as bloody stupid as everything** else in the EU.

**'Everything' being limited to the vast majority of material, not including the parts that are good because I say they are good, so there.

NinjaDeathSlap:
I'm thinking this should become an all-inclusive Escapist thing, rather than just Jim and Yahtzee. Don't get me wrong they're both great, but I see it getting stale in the long term if it's just them every week. I'd love to see Bob, Gavin and the LRR crew getting involved in this as well.

If Graham and Paul are involved in one more show, I think they might form a singularity.

Plutar:
"Spend your whole life just splashing about. Why do you think nobody's tried to get out?"

Mr. Fett would like to have a word with Yahtzee...

Nobody counts the EU.

canadamus_prime:

Well now that I think about it being in the middle of the desert probably means that food probably doesn't wander by very often so it must stretch out the digestion of each meal so that it doesn't starve.

Never the less the poem was very funny.

In fact, Jawas fall in quite often. The only problem is, they're not very nutrtitious.

He has a point, it would dissolve your nerves so you wouldn't feel anything after a while. I was actually planing to write a fan fiction where Boba escapes after twenty years, with cool looking, battle damaged mandalorian armour. He would of course, be after Han Solo, while it wasn't entirely Han's fault, and Boba might forgive him, twenty years baking in the Tatooine dessert in a pouch of acid would prolly drive Boba crazy.

Any takers?

Not that I'm biased towards Star Wars or anything, but I think this may be my favorite one yet. Bravo to you both. I have to give the slight edge to Yahtzee this week, though.

EHKOS:
.....I was actually planing to write a fan fiction where Boba escapes.....

The Dark Empire comic series from Dark Horse beat you to it. They had a run in '91-'92 that talks about his escape from the Sarlac.

Jabba wasn't lying. But to him, a thousand-year weight loss program *is* torture.

Also, was Fett in the stomach long enough to be bestowed immortality by the preservative acids? Could Fett be, in fact, immortal now?

Yahtzee pointing out a silly plot element in a poignant manner, and Jim singing the praises of the underdogs of the STAR WARS universe, means another great episode of poetry. BravO!

Father Time:
I thought this would be Jim complaining that EA signed a deal to make Star Wars games, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Well done gents.

Just be glad we're getting new STAR WARS games at all. Jim will most likely save it for an upcoming Jimquisition.

Now imagine this happening at the Escapist Expo...

Both great readings, but I have to say, Yahtzee really struck gold on the idea of being in the belly of saarlac not such a torturous situation after all.

Is it just my computer or is Yahtzee's audio slightly out of sync with the video?

I don't know why but I get the feeling that Yahtzee could seriously pull a General Zod look (Terrence Stamp, not Michael Shannon).

Darth_Payn:
Yahtzee pointing out a silly plot element in a poignant manner, and Jim singing the praises of the underdogs of the STAR WARS universe, means another great episode of poetry. BravO!

Father Time:
I thought this would be Jim complaining that EA signed a deal to make Star Wars games, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Well done gents.

Just be glad we're getting new STAR WARS games at all. Jim will most likely save it for an upcoming Jimquisition.

What's he going to say though?

He's on record as saying he's a fan of Dead Space, so he can't make the argument that the games are guaranteed to be crap.

Besides IIRC they are only going to be published by EA right?

These are getting better and better!

NinjaDeathSlap:
I'm thinking this should become an all-inclusive Escapist thing, rather than just Jim and Yahtzee.

Oh, this all the way. While I disagree that it would get stale with just them two, having even more people involved would just be excellent :D

This is, if they can write poetry of course =P

So yeah, definitely not complaining about current format, since I love it, but the odd cameo here and there might be a nice little thing to have.

EHKOS:
He has a point, it would dissolve your nerves so you wouldn't feel anything after a while. I was actually planing to write a fan fiction where Boba escapes after twenty years, with cool looking, battle damaged mandalorian armour. He would of course, be after Han Solo, while it wasn't entirely Han's fault, and Boba might forgive him, twenty years baking in the Tatooine dessert in a pouch of acid would prolly drive Boba crazy.

Any takers?

I wanna story about Boba escaping from the Sarlac only to realize he's now stranded alone in the middle of a hot dry barren wasteland with no food or resources and after several days of wandering around finally deciding to return to the Sarlac pit and jump back in.

Compared to the rest of Tattoine the Sarlac pit is an oasis AND a fountain of youth, there'd even be other people to keep you company.

You know, I never noticed until now: Why isn't Yahtzee wearing his trilby? And why isn't he dressed in all white? And how come the walls to his apartment aren't completely yellow?

Oh well. At least we can still can him a fellow.

canadamus_prime:
Yahtzee's poem brings up a good point. The sarlacc must have a rather odd metabolism if it takes a thousand years to digest something, and also it probably doesn't eat very often, like probably once a millennium. Did it just so happen to be the sarlacc's once a millennium feeding time during Return of the Jedi?

Or, maybe Jabba lied to strike fear into the hearts of his captives without thinking too hard about what exactly he was saying. Just a thought.

OlasDAlmighty:

EHKOS:
He has a point, it would dissolve your nerves so you wouldn't feel anything after a while. I was actually planing to write a fan fiction where Boba escapes after twenty years, with cool looking, battle damaged mandalorian armour. He would of course, be after Han Solo, while it wasn't entirely Han's fault, and Boba might forgive him, twenty years baking in the Tatooine dessert in a pouch of acid would prolly drive Boba crazy.

Any takers?

I wanna story about Boba escaping from the Sarlac only to realize he's now stranded alone in the middle of a hot dry barren wasteland with no food or resources and after several days of wandering around finally deciding to return to the Sarlac pit and jump back in.

Compared to the rest of Tattoine the Sarlac pit is an oasis AND a fountain of youth, there'd even be other people to keep you company.

There was a story about Boba Fett excaping from the Sarlac, he made a small bomb from the remains of his jet pack or something, then crawled his way out all burnt and angry. Also I believe he destroyed IG-88 in that story too, awesome short story book about all of the Bounty Hunters Jim mentioned. I think it was called "Tales of the bounty Hunters" or something similar...

NinjaDeathSlap:
I'm thinking this should become an all-inclusive Escapist thing, rather than just Jim and Yahtzee. Don't get me wrong they're both great, but I see it getting stale in the long term if it's just them every week. I'd love to see Bob, Gavin and the LRR crew getting involved in this as well.

I would like to politely voice my approval of this suggestion. Especially considering the enjoyment got from the recent Escapist collaboration on blowing up the death star.

Regards,

Plutar:
"Spend your whole life just splashing about. Why do you think nobody's tried to get out?"

Mr. Fett would like to have a word with Yahtzee...

Zachary Amaranth:

Nobody counts the EU.

Well some people do, we just employ selective canon with 99% of it.

For example: I consider the Dark forces/Jedi Knight games canon, just as i consider Boba Fett escaping the sarlacc by blowing it's guts up so the thing would throw him up canon. The first force unleashed is also canon in my head...but ONLY the first one.

I also acknowledge the descendants of Han Solo and Leia as well as Luke and Mara Jade Existed at some point..

Beyond that, Star wars Ended at Jedi Academy for me. Which is good because it means all the incredibly stupid shit didn't happen.

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