No Right Answer: 100th Episode - Who Would Win?

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100th Episode - Who Would Win?

100 episodes, 100 debates. Per audience demand, it's time to answer the question, who would win?

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Goku versus Superman... wait for it... brain surgery.

"Shaft could eat Buffy under the table." Quote of the week. Hands down.

a very nice and fun episode indeed!
however it felt like you guys were in a rush. you didn't have the score as you did in previous who would wins and the tone was rushed. there was not enough pause between the cards and ... you got the idea.

also congratulations on the 100th episode. to another 100 great episodes!

(so i guess this is where i say first?)

I am gonna get totally Meta.

Han Solo Vs. Indiana Jones at Twister!

Hmmm. Okay, Chuck Norris and Tarzan at Survival Adventure.

... *thinks* ...

I vote that they both win. They team up, take the One Ring, cast it into the Mountain of Fire (Chuck Norris single-handedly fighting off all 9 Nazgul while Tarzan swings over the Crater) and save the world. Twice.

Then they argue about who packed for the return journey...

eh I'll say Sloth from the goonies vs Chewbacca at... opera singing!

Oh dear god...I nearly lost it when Ahnold vs. John Wayne came up.

impocalyptic:
"Shaft could eat Buffy under the table." Quote of the week. Hands down.

...and then this came up and I DID lose it. I now see why the fans love these WWW episodes.

Nightcrawler vs a Predator at starting a small business.

Gabe Newell vs Bobby Kotick

Money pit wrestling.

I say do some team events. Two of you pick 5 people, and then pick one thing they can do as two teams.

Jake the Dog and Spike from MLP
competitive antiquing.

100th episode you guy's are awesome to another 100

Daniel Craig vs Sean Connery

American Football

Aquaman vs Abe Sapien at Blitzball

Mike Myers vs Barack Obama

Shark wrangling

Popeye vs Scrooge McDuck at a drinking contest.

DVS BSTrD:
Jake the Dog and Spike from MLP
competitive antiquing.

I'd watch that.

Congrats at 100 episodes, guys! You picked some real zingers here! To answer the question you raised in the video, I sometimes doubt "Lady" Gaga is a human at all; either an alien in a flimsy disguise, an android, or a vat-grown lab experiment made of spliced DNA from Madonna, Marilyn Manson, and glam-era David Bowie.

As for a suggested VS., in light of Fanime going on this weekend, I'd like Ghost in the Shell's Major Kusanagi and Gurren Laggan's Yoko in a trick-shooting match and walk-off.

impocalyptic:
"Shaft could eat Buffy under the table." Quote of the week. Hands down.

I'm not the only one who head George Takei say, "Oh, my!" at that, am I?

100 EPISODES!! HUZZAH!

Also, I always thought Mary Poppins was already Sexy Poppins (srsly, Julie Andrews circa 1964? Stunning).

Also, Popeye vs. The Rock. Who's the best algebra teacher?

1: Congrats on 100 episodes! Here's hoping for 100 more.

2: Doctor Octopus vs Doctor Rockso: who is the better psychologist?

Nicholas Cage Vs. Luke Cage.
Spike Lee Vs. Spike Jonze.
In what?
Does it matter?
They could play Rug-Bees (Rug-Bees is not Rugby. Rug-Bees is when you're rolled up in a rug and a beehive is thrown in with you. You win if you don't die.) for all I care.
M.E.G.A.S. Vs. the BGY-11 "Big Guy" in a sewing contest.

RTR:
Also, I always thought Mary Poppins was already Sexy Poppins (srsly, Julie Andrews circa 1964? Stunning).

She is referred to as "Sexy Poppins" at the end of the video. But the original name coined half way through for Madonna was Slutty Poppins. I don't think of Julie Andrews as slutty.

Tarzan vs. Chuck Norris in a survival contest? Please, Tarzan literally did that shit in his sleep. Chuck Norris, the furthest he's come to surviving is fighting Bruce Lee, and Bruce straight-up killed him.

Also, how's this for a Who Would Win?
Person 1: Saruman the White
Person 2: Merlin
Competition: Quiddich

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Christians don't believe in gravity; this would make vine swinging very difficult for Chuck Norris

I got one for you: Best Bromance ever.

Steve Ballmer (MS CEO), Linus Torvalds, installing Windows XP. Good luck figuring out who of them'll manage to do that in under a day.

mysecondlife:
I got one for you: Best Bromance ever.

Turk and JD vs. Marry and Pippin

Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

Peter Parker vs. Bruce Wayne vs. Clark Kent
Celebrating Mother and Fathers Day.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) vs Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother)
Slap fight

congratulations for the 100 episodes

Johnny 5 vs Wall-E
Who Will Make the Best Scrap Metal

Tron vs Neo
Computer Repair Contest

Surprise unknown cross over with Movie Defense Force today!

Actually, we wanted "Who Would Win!" No matter what the debate topic, Doctor Who wins!

yankeefan19:
Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

Seconded, all who agree say "Aye"

Shaft eating Buffy under the table! Thanks to you guys, there is going to be a picture of shaft "eating Buffy" in every sense of the word by the end of today. Also

yankeefan19:
Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

Jack Sparrow, I don't think Spartans can dance?

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