Xbone Week #1

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Xbone Week #1

As if you can find anything with Bing.

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It was the only thing that could make the Xbone look good by comparison.

Considering the reports of people's Kinects responding to the commands in the announcement videos, Microsoft could have trolled a lot of people and done this themselves.

Imagine trying to convince your significant other/house-mate/family that no, you didn't search for that adult video, the man from Microsoft made you do it.

Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

That is so wrong. So very wrong indeed.... I am too ashamed no one did that at the gig.

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Dammit Grey! Now nobody is going to get your jokes :P

thaluikhain:
Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Hayup! Agreed. What exactly is Erin talking about in the last panel?

EDIT Also, why did you post on a Monday? Or will there be comics every day?

How have the people in this thread been on the internet for so long without ever hearing of tubgirl? I saw it before I heard of 2 girls 1 cup.

They were probably concerned about the Microsoft emplyees right behind them. You can see them in the video, they are the only ones that clap.

this isn't just a games industry problem: if you look at more general tech things and or po÷otics you will never have journalists interrupting the event because that will make sure they will never get invited again.

DVS BSTrD:

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Dammit Grey! Now nobody is going to get your jokes :P

I'm honestly more concerned that there are people on the internet only now finding out about tubgirl.

Renegade-pizza:

thaluikhain:
Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Hayup! Agreed. What is Erin talking about in the last panel?

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

Reminds me of this pic:

... It is a dark day when more people don't know what Tubgirl is then do...
... dark days on the forums indeed...

OT: Can't wait for Xbone Week #2!
And there DAMN WELL better be one, you've got more then enough material for this...
I have faith in you...

Of course whether or not Bing actually finds the subject you are yelling out is another matter entirely.

hazabaza1:

Renegade-pizza:

thaluikhain:
Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Hayup! Agreed. What is Erin talking about in the last panel?

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

Actually, who was she 'talking' to. I googled it. THANK GOD I only read the description!!

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

I don't know what's worse; the fact you guys didn't know what it was, or that I DID :/

At least I got the joke I guess... :3

thaluikhain:
Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

are you insane?


it would be the end of mankind.

Hazy992:

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

I don't know what's worse; the fact you guys didn't know what it was, or that I DID :/

At least I got the joke I guess... :3

The fact that you did...The fact that you did.

I should have heeded the warnings, oh why did I search?!

I learned many years ago in the dawn of the internet NOT TO SEARCH FOR THINGS PEOPLE SAY "Go look this up, you'll love it". That should be your first indicator its not something you'd want to see...

hazabaza1:

Renegade-pizza:

thaluikhain:
Hmmm...wonder if you could get it to google "google" and say the result out loud...

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Hayup! Agreed. What is Erin talking about in the last panel?

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

image

I could have gone my entire life without that image thank you very much good sir!

Now does anyone a good kind of high strength brain bleach?

Renegade-pizza:

Hazy992:

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

I don't know what's worse; the fact you guys didn't know what it was, or that I DID :/

At least I got the joke I guess... :3

The fact that you did...The fact that you did.

You say that but I like to believe the former. I mean it's purely so I can go on living with myself but still :P

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

Yeah, I had a feeling that would be the case.

P.S. your Gif is hilarious as hell, nothing like Yu getting smacked in the face

Not going to search whatever that is.

I think someone did scream such a thing, but the Xbox considered it "gaming"... It makes sense now. When That guy was going Xbox go home someone in the audience said XBOX SEARCH [Insert awkward thing here] and the kinect was so drunk it went home.

Hazy992:

Rex Dark:
Damnit, I should have known better than actually searching it.

hazabaza1:
Remind me never to google anything mentioned in Critical Miss.
Thanks guys.

Andy Shandy:
Note to self: Never search anything that is mentioned in Critical Miss ever again.

I don't know what's worse; the fact you guys didn't know what it was, or that I DID :/

At least I got the joke I guess... :3

To be fair, I have rather unfortunately seen that picture a few times before.

I didn't know it had a name, and I had wiped that picture from my mind.

Until now, at least anyway.

kailus13:
How have the people in this thread been on the internet for so long without ever hearing of tubgirl? I saw it before I heard of 2 girls 1 cup.

They were probably concerned about the Microsoft emplyees right behind them. You can see them in the video, they are the only ones that clap.

They are on the escapist. That means a lot of them are among the lowest rung of internet users :P

hazabaza1:

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

Oh come on, she's not *that* fat. She's chubby at most. Now if you want to see a really fat girl doing that....

Renegade-pizza:

hazabaza1:

Renegade-pizza:

Hayup! Agreed. What is Erin talking about in the last panel?

Pictures of some fat nude asian girl in a bathtub squirting copious amounts of orange-brown liquid from her arse.

Actually, who was she 'talking' to. I googled it. THANK GOD I only read the description!!

Oh, oh my. Thank goodness I only read the description as well. Thanks for the save! Can you imagine the reaction if someone did this? I imagine they have security locked or dummy Xboxes on display so that doesn't happen.

"After the Xbox One announcement, can you blame them?"

How about how pretty much every journalist was on Bioware's side during the whole ME3 Ending fiasco?

I am so glad this one dropped on my birthday. Granted, now I will associate my birthday with tubgirl, but it's worth it.

I think.

I did my research. I now hate you.

I miss these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddJ1OKV63Q

You know. Where people would crack jokes in conferences and it was all a bit of fun. God. Why can't we have those again?

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