The Fans

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The Fans

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You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love Grey.
I mean it.
I'm great at hide and seek.

What a bunch of quitters!
And for the record I don't have boundary issues, because I don't have any boundaries ^_^

Geez Grey, sometimes we fans just NEED to know what you are throwing away, and how you rake your garden. It is purely logical!

Now I just want to see this fan letter...

See, the problem is that you're not thinking Internet-Dimensionally. Why would we need to stalk you in person when we have Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr and your mother's book club?

So you don't like my locks of hair?

Ok, now I'm really curious about what those creepy fans wrote in those letters. Details please.

I mean, how dare they move in on my turf!

"As always, you can follow Grey and Cory on Twitter."

Oh don't worry guys ... I'll follow you very ... VERY ... VERY closely.
BWahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!!!

... did I go over the top?

Ummmm...ahem....

Well, if that's the way you feel, you might want to go ahead and just throw out your hamper. I left a gift inside of it... >.>

inb4 someone doesn't get it.

What happened to the good old days, when people kept their creepy fantasies to themselves and the Nathan Fillion shrine in their cupboard?

>_>

<_<

>_>

Not that I have a Nathan Fillion shrine or anything...

This could also be the theme song for the Xbox One E3 show.

So you won't read all the fan-fiction about us...

Guess, I'll start my draft for Lisa Foiles.

Daystar Clarion:
inb4 someone doesn't get it.

What happened to the good old days, when people kept their creepy fantasies to themselves and the Nathan Fillion shrine in their cupboard?

>_>

<_<

>_>

Not that I have a Nathan Fillion shrine or anything...

....Ok... Now I'm expecting tons of Nathan Fillion dancing gifs.... and stories about weird fantasies...

I'm just going to leave this here... http://www.popcorngif.com

Just do what I do when bad weird things happen to you. Take a breath, let it out, and say to yourself "well at least no one has mailed a bobcat to me."

Works for nearly every situation.

StormShaun:
"As always, you can follow Grey and Cory on Twitter."

Oh don't worry guys ... I'll follow you very ... VERY ... VERY closely.
BWahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!!!

... did I go over the top?

I didn't see you turn your hat around, so I'm going to guess, no.

It isn't stalking, if you're a fan...right?

Pretty fickle fans if they just go away like that. All that effort to stalk her and hide in her leaves and they just give up?

Unless they are obscure game characters and aren't really there.

I don't think this is an accurate portrayal of most fans. Most fans wouldn't care if she took issues with them stalking her or writing really creepy fan letters.

Ronack:
See, the problem is that you're not thinking Internet-Dimensionally. Why would we need to stalk you in person when we have Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr and your mother's book club?

dont forget google earth street view, google glass, and soon a hacked xbone sent to the house

i think ive just creeped myself out

Bunch of quitters.

They deserve your scorn for not being dedicated enough!

I feel like you guys are trying to say something but I got lost in your eyes.

Boundary Issues and where. Nicely done pun on the old saying. Better than we got our I's on you.

Wonder if they know that hentai of Erin exists...

Shirokurou:
Wonder if they know that hentai of Erin exists...

The worst thing about this is that I'm not even surprised...

Aaaaaand now I want to look it up for a laugh. Or to horrify myself. One or the other.

Shirokurou:
Wonder if they know that hentai of Erin exists...

Considering that Mara Wilson recently wrote an article that disturbingly reminded us all that Rule34 Celebrities ALWAYS exist and ALWAYS will, I can't imagine that they don't know.

OT: You... you're not a fan... of the... oh.

Well, great. NOW what am I going to do with all these geese?

Creepy and accurate. I love it!

DVS BSTrD:
What a bunch of quitters!
And for the record I don't have boundary issues, because I don't have any boundaries ^_^

Why hullo there...Mind if I...wander over this way?

I'll never resent Erin... NEEEVVVEEER!

Shirokurou:
Wonder if they know that hentai of Erin exists...

I think Grey commented on it.

Scars Unseen:
Just do what I do when bad weird things happen to you. Take a breath, let it out, and say to yourself "well at least no one has mailed a bobcat to me."

Works for nearly every situation.

Note to self: Get a bobcat and an adequately sized package...
This is sure to get me a response, what a great plan...

Scars Unseen:
Just do what I do when bad weird things happen to you. Take a breath, let it out, and say to yourself "well at least no one has mailed a bobcat to me."

Works for nearly every situation.

So you're the guy who saw him take something out of a dying woman's house.

How did she not notice the dude in the tree? He's not hiding at all!

DVS BSTrD:
What a bunch of quitters!
And for the record I don't have boundary issues, because I don't have any boundaries ^_^

No boundaries, huh? Did your waist line tell you that?

Also, if winners never quit and quitters never win...who the hell came up with quit while you're ahead?

OT: I sense some of these fans can have a strong fetish. Like trying to steal Mitsuru's underwear strong.

At least the one hiding underground stayed, or he didn't hear her... or something else happened ...

Calibanbutcher:

Scars Unseen:
Just do what I do when bad weird things happen to you. Take a breath, let it out, and say to yourself "well at least no one has mailed a bobcat to me."

Works for nearly every situation.

Note to self: Get a bobcat and an adequately sized package...
This is sure to get me a response, what a great plan...

A plan that can be summed up in a webcomic!

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J-meMalone:

Shirokurou:
Wonder if they know that hentai of Erin exists...

The worst thing about this is that I'm not even surprised...

Aaaaaand now I want to look it up for a laugh. Or to horrify myself. One or the other.

yep.. 'sigh' why did i even?

well it's not the worst, let's leave it at that.

She did admit that she's a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl", so at this point, this might as well be part of her routine.

Renegade-pizza:
It isn't stalking, if you're a fan...right?

No, I think it isn't stalking if the person you are stalking is a celeberty.......

OT: I honestly don't understand people who don't understand boundary issues. Everyone needs some form of privacy you know.

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