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ScrewAttack's Worst EVER: Sexy Chick

There's a lot of sexy women in the world of gaming and some that just look like they've been hit with the ugly stick. What are the worst sexy chicks of all-time?

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For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

Bahahaha! The whole Posion comment just got me thing of Adimaral Akbar "It's a trap!" over and over!

As for my worst EVER sexy chick that would be that X Blade chick. It just feel she was made sexy just for the sake of it as in there was no reason/ purpose/ thought process to why she wore that scantily clad outfit.

DrunkenElfMage:
For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

I think it because they were afraid that back then, some people will get offended that you can punch women in that Final Fight game. Yeah they had send the right message when they decided to say she was actually a dude (it's not ok to hit a woman but it'ss ok to hit a transgender???).

DrunkenElfMage:
For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

but is she really?
from what I remember, she only was in that game, and since then Nintendo eased up on that shit

I gotta agree with Rouge the Bat. Why do we need a character like that in a game series that's supposed to be family friendly?

What you got against Rogue the Bat? I mean, she's sexy as fuck!
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Were there any Amy Rose upkskirts in the games themselves, or are the ScrewAttack crew pulling this from nowhere?

I never thought of "jewel thief" as a euphemism before.

Definitely a lot of phallophobia at ScrewAttack.

"Might have a penis" doesn't change a person's outward physical characteristics.

Seriously, its not like you're ever going to get her pants off anyway.

So just get over it and enjoy the eye-candy.

teh_Canape:

DrunkenElfMage:
For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

but is she really?
from what I remember, she only was in that game, and since then Nintendo eased up on that shit

Not a nintendo game, its capcom and they've been nothing but playfully secretive about the whole thing, thus making a lot of gamers feel very insecure about feeling attracted to "some chick with a dong".

Personally I don't give a hoot either way, its kind of refreshing to have a transgender character in games. Backwards hat guy will just have to get over himself.

I would've loved to have seen Guilty Gear's Bridget here. You just know those underage lovers are drooling all over that ass in Japan.

Same goes for the catgirl in BlazBlue. She's got no face but her skirt flies up so far you can see her boobs...

Dizzy's got a penis drawn on her chest.

May is also underage and playing the whole coy thing.

Platinum the Trinity? O M G You just know there's guys fapping over that mess all over the planet.

I forget the rest.

So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

saintdane05:
What you got against Rogue the Bat? I mean, she's sexy as fuck!

You need to re-examine your standards. There is 'taste' and then there is 'I can prove your opinions are wrong. With an etch-a-sketch'

Hot Madness:
So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

There's seriously so much wrong with this video - starting with the subject choice, all the way through to the end - that I don't even know where to start objecting to it.

DrunkenElfMage:

teh_Canape:

DrunkenElfMage:
For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

but is she really?
from what I remember, she only was in that game, and since then Nintendo eased up on that shit

Not a nintendo game, its capcom and they've been nothing but playfully secretive about the whole thing, thus making a lot of gamers feel very insecure about feeling attracted to "some chick with a dong".

Personally I don't give a hoot either way, its kind of refreshing to have a transgender character in games. Backwards hat guy will just have to get over himself.

I know it's not a nintendo game, but it was because of them that poison was made a transvestite, that is what I meant
although I admit the wording could've been better

This is the stuff Anita Sarkeesian should be on about,
"Worst hot chick"
Creepy teeth
Furry
Dude

Nothing to do with personality, all just boner killers.
It's not the games it's the culture (or lack there of) around them.

Screw Attack has The Game Overthinker on it, shame on me for thinking it had higher standards.

For what it's worth my "Worst hot chick" is Miranda from Mass Effect 2. She's manipulative and self centered, all she does is brag about her "perfect body" then immediately turn around (no pun intended) and complain about the fact that she's more perfect than everyone else.

And the only reason she can get away with behaving like that is because she's so hot. She uses her looks to farm pity off of you and it's just evil.

I just read that video title and immediately thought... Yep. Yep, this is going to go down well at the moment.

Hot Madness:
So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

Basically, this.

I don't mind the furry stuff so much since, y'know, actual furry characters aren't real and to my knowledge no one's ever been murdered for being a furry. Although I will say that Rouge is a bat like Liara T'soni is an octopus.

But the complaints about a transgender character are just awkward and pretty horrible. I know you're probably exagerrating for comedy's sake, and it's just a fictional character so you're not really expressing hatred and disgust for a real person, but come on! Acting like her being transgender is some massive betrayal? Saying that her even possibly being transgender is the most disgusting thing ever? I hate to bang on about this, but people have been murdered for those "reasons". It's a pretty big deal.

I expect people are going to rush into here and talk about how crazy and overly politically correct people like me must be for being "offended" by this (and they'll probably start throwing that phrase around because it's become a way to instantly dismiss someone's point of view without thinking about it). But I'm not offended, just kind of creeped out that about the half the video was just "Poison might be a transexual! Ugh! Ugh! Ewwwwwww!!!" It kind of kills the comedy mood, you know?

coil:
There's seriously so much wrong with this video - starting with the subject choice, all the way through to the end - that I don't even know where to start objecting to it.

Pretty much.

"You got transphobia in my objectification!" "You got objectification in my transphobia!" Screwattack has got nuthin' but class

To be honest, I'm relatively okay with Rouge. There's one thing that she has going for her that doesn't apply to most of the other attempts at attractive bees and spiders and lizards and such; Rouge is at least a mammal. It makes a modicum of sense for her to have breasts. Q-Bee just about gets away with the blag that she's incognito as a human, but all those Halloween ladybirds and such are bullshit.

Plus, yeah, Rouge is hot. The look worked for Morrigan Aensland, it works for her.

Hot Madness:
So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

This is the internet in a nutshell sadly. Everyone is quick to judge what they don't understand. This whole video topic feels in poor taste.

saintdane05:
What you got against Rogue the Bat? I mean, she's sexy as fuck!

I'd post my Rouge pics, but I'd probably get perma-banned.

I don't get the why people are angry about the transgender comments on the video, it's not about being intolerant. It is something a guy can 100% comprehend. Imagine you're getting the hots for a girl and just suddently been told she got a dong, how would you feel? I imagined it'll be pretty much how the guy in the video felt.

This isn't about being intolerant or discrimination, it just is how we would naturally react.

ShadowHand25:
[quote="saintdane05" post="6.409963.19748138"]What you got against Rogue the Bat? I mean, she's sexy as fuck!
I'd post my Rouge pics, but I'd probably get perma-banned.

I'd post my fanfiction, but I won't for the same reason.

ExtraDebit:
I don't get the why people are angry about the transgender comments on the video, it's not about being intolerant. It is something a guy can 100% comprehend. Imagine you're getting the hots for a girl and just suddently been told she got a dong, how would you feel? I imagined it'll be pretty much how the guy in the video felt.

This isn't about being intolerant or discrimination, it just is how we would naturally react.

There's no problem with feeling disappointed, or no longer wanting to have sex with someone if you find out they're transgender. You're not obliged to follow through with it anyway.

The problem is the reaction of disgust and possibly a sense of "betrayal", or "false advertising" or whatever else. The problem there is that you're acting disgusted with someone because you realised you don't want to have sex with them, when it's not really their duty to make you want to have sex with them. The world is full of people you don't want to have sex with; acting disgusted towards them (or worse) for not being what you want to have sex with is just really unpleasant. And like I said, I don't want to keep banging on about it but some pretty nasty stuff goes on in real life because of this exact reaction, so talking about how it's perfectly natural is going to leave people with the wrong impression.

PS. Oh, and the Escapist seems to have gone back to captchas that are fucking impossible to read. Thank you so much.

What, I'm supposed to feel bad when I get a boner for Mileena?

.....

...I really need to get help with this attraction to toothy monsters.

But yes, Rouge's ability to be sexy is jeopardised by being in the Sonic art style. Yuck. /opinions

canadamus_prime:
I gotta agree with Rouge the Bat. Why do we need a character like that in a game series that's supposed to be family friendly?

Are you familiar with Animaniacs' "Hello, Nurse!" and Minerva Mink?
Disney's Ariel, pre-legs?
Betty fuckin' Boop?

My point is cartoon chicks in kid's shows have been sexualized for years, why should it be any different in video games?

Ehh...this video was kinda disappointing. The first guy did just fine, and the thing with Mileena fit the tone of the subject perfectly. Mileena is ridiculously good looking...until she takes off her mask. Then she's thirty-six different flavors of terrifying.

But after that, Lauren felt rather more..."invested," let's call it, in the subject. I found it a bit odd in the first place to have a female member of the ScrewAttack team be commenting on what seems like a male-centric topic, but that was hardly a gamebreaker. The problem was more that her contribution was "This character is needlessly sexualized," which on one hand is kind of against the flow set by the first example, but then also led into a bizarrely personal example where she hates this character because it reminds her of [paraphrased] "slutty sorority girls in Halloween costumes."

The final touch was adding "I'm so not alone in this opinion. Ben, especially, holds the same position that I do." to the end of her already uncomfortably personal-feeling spiel. I don't know what kind of work relationship the two have, but fucking hell, she sounds like an awful girlfriend proclaiming a negative opinion of someone and then adding "Don't you agree?" with a loaded look at her boyfriend. Maybe Ben's example was also going to be that weird bat-thing from Sonic. Who knows? All we get to see is a video cut as though she essentially forced him to mirror her opinion or sleep on the metaphorical couch.

DrunkenElfMage:
For the record, Poison is still transgender, its just that in Japan she is pre-op and in America she is post op.

Americans are weird like that.

I'm pretty sure that she was originally written as female (IIRC), but then the people in charge of marketing the game decided that it was far more "acceptable" by societal standards to be beating up a transexual instead of a born woman.

Yeeeeaaaaah. That's got some unfortunate implications in it.

coil:

Hot Madness:
So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

There's seriously so much wrong with this video - starting with the subject choice, all the way through to the end - that I don't even know where to start objecting to it.

^All of this. I mean just from the title I wasn't expecting much, but the video somehow managed to be much, much worse than I imagined.

All was fine up until the Poison bit. Mileena, fair enough. Everyone has their tastes, but you have to admit that having a mouth of daggers and a taste for human flesh is a bit of a buzzkill. Rouge or Rogue, whatever people have decided to call her, is sexualised to an absurd level, which is offputting, at least for me, regardless of species. But the bit about Poison was just god damn insulting.

Geo Da Sponge:

ExtraDebit:
I don't get the why people are angry about the transgender comments on the video, it's not about being intolerant. It is something a guy can 100% comprehend. Imagine you're getting the hots for a girl and just suddently been told she got a dong, how would you feel? I imagined it'll be pretty much how the guy in the video felt.

This isn't about being intolerant or discrimination, it just is how we would naturally react.

There's no problem with feeling disappointed, or no longer wanting to have sex with someone if you find out they're transgender. You're not obliged to follow through with it anyway.

The problem is the reaction of disgust and possibly a sense of "betrayal", or "false advertising" or whatever else. The problem there is that you're acting disgusted with someone because you realised you don't want to have sex with them, when it's not really their duty to make you want to have sex with them. The world is full of people you don't want to have sex with; acting disgusted towards them (or worse) for not being what you want to have sex with is just really unpleasant. And like I said, I don't want to keep banging on about it but some pretty nasty stuff goes on in real life because of this exact reaction, so talking about how it's perfectly natural is going to leave people with the wrong impression.

PS. Oh, and the Escapist seems to have gone back to captchas that are fucking impossible to read. Thank you so much.

You're quite right, but this is a different scenario. The "betrayal" comes from the developers, not the person. This issue has nothing to do with accepting an individual's identity or being disgusted with who they are. If the video criticizes anything, it's attacking the games utilizing copious sex appeal with a character whose sex and gender are not clearly/appropriately communicated, which is a questionable thing to do. I don't think it's wrong for someone to be upset about this, especially in a video meant to show opinions on a highly subjective topic.

Also note that Poison was originally intended to be female. The developers made her a transvestite because of concerns about beating up women. It's justified to be upset at developers for arbitrarily change your favorite character's sex, especially when the design of that character utilizes copious amounts sex appeal.

My most disappointing sexy chick has to be Bayonetta.

I just don't get her as a character. So, what - because your designers are more than likely male, you're allowed to be strong and independent, yet inhumanly proportioned and so suggestive that the pejorative term "slut" starts to *maybe* feel adequate?

I mean, fuck. Sexy chicks I at least have some amount of respect for include Wonder Woman and New Lara Croft. I'd even respect Sonya Blade for her position in a male-dominated employment field, but her boobs are so widely visible you might be tempted to crack jokes about them being a tactical advantage of sorts!

As a rule, though, I prefer the "unintentionally" sexy types, or the clever or emotionally sexy types. April Ryan, Kate Walker - that route.

"STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN, BOYS! WATCH ME POLE-DANCE BAD ANGEL WHATSITS INTO PASTE WITH MY GUN HEELS!"

Yeeesh.

I thought Krystal from Star Fox was sexy at first. Prior to release of SFA, she was advertised as an attractive and independent tribal heroine dealing with creatures several times her own size using a magical staff. Okay, she was a fox but it just made her exotic in my view. But no, SFA turned her into a lame damsel in distress and the furry community sodomized her. She was then turned into a token girlfriend for the franchise's hero and later dump him for a pansy horndog. Nintendo transformed a strong and independent tribal beauty into a meek and insecure scifi wench with no self-respect.

Hey screwattack, we have quite an active transgender community here on The escapist. Just putting it out there.

kailus13:
Were there any Amy Rose upkskirts in the games themselves, or are the ScrewAttack crew pulling this from nowhere?

Off the top of my head, I can remember that in Sonic Heroes, there were several upskirt Amy moments. Not sure if there are any in any of the other games, but I'm 100% certain that they're in Sonic Heroes. So, yeah, there's a precedent for that.

Anyways, the worst sexy chick for me is most certainly Ivy from Soul Calibur 4. Now, in other games, she's worn revealing outfits. But they were at least MODERATELY tasteful. But in Soul Calibur 4? It's hideous.

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That isn't sexy. It's gross. She should NOT be wearing a freaking metal thong. It gives me unpleasant images of rust in places that cannot be mentioned.

Hot Madness:
So really what's going on is that Screwattack is intolerant and deeply fears furries and transgender people for vague, poorly worded reasons. Progressive.

Because God forbid that there are any videos that don't fall in line and only regurgitate "progressive" opinions, right? *Gasp* there might even be people who doesn't have a liberal opinion on a subject! Oh, the horror!! [/sarcasm]

Geo Da Sponge:

I don't mind the furry stuff so much since, y'know, actual furry characters aren't real and to my knowledge no one's ever been murdered for being a furry. Although I will say that Rouge is a bat like Liara T'soni is an octopus.

But the complaints about a transgender character are just awkward and pretty horrible. I know you're probably exagerrating for comedy's sake, and it's just a fictional character so you're not really expressing hatred and disgust for a real person, but come on! Acting like her being transgender is some massive betrayal? Saying that her even possibly being transgender is the most disgusting thing ever? I hate to bang on about this, but people have been murdered for those "reasons". It's a pretty big deal.

People have also been murdered for speaking negatively about religion or certain political views, so should we just get rid of the Religion and Politics section of the forum as well? No, because opinions expressed on this site don't cause people in real life to murder each other, so your comment about hate crimes and murder is pretty irrelevant.

Geo Da Sponge:
I expect people are going to rush into here and talk about how crazy and overly politically correct people like me must be for being "offended" by this (and they'll probably start throwing that phrase around because it's become a way to instantly dismiss someone's point of view without thinking about it). But I'm not offended, just kind of creeped out that about the half the video was just "Poison might be a transexual! Ugh! Ugh! Ewwwwwww!!!" It kind of kills the comedy mood, you know?

I'm not here to dismiss you point of view, just to point out how it seems like you(and some other people here) appear to be bothered that somebody is expressing an opinion that you don't agree with, and as such, they should feel ashamed for it. What's worse, is that you bring up hate crimes and murder as if its somehow relevant to this video.

OP:I can't say that I cared much for the main villain in BioShock 2.

Poison, Bridget... Come on, they're hot. I know it. You know it. We all have our secrets.

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