Shoot Club: The Yo-Yo

He has just demonstrated whatever principle of physics makes a flail do more damage than a mace. He dabs at his mouth, with the yo-yo dangling from his hand, unadmonished and ignored. There's a tiny splotch of blood on his lip, like in some Western when the cowboy has been punched and is about to get really mad.

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Un-ambiguous yoyo failure feedback IRL. :D

yoyo hits the mouth
a little blood
back to the wii, safe

your whole post just felt like a cryptic haiku type lesson, so I had to clumsily attempt one, even tho I never remember the pulse counts. Will read the rest of your columns tomorrow!