Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

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"The Cake is a lie" Probably the best philosophical quote ive heard in years

I am the very last person to ever comment on this video. Awesome.

dudeman0001:
I am the very last person to ever comment on this video. Awesome.

Should I get a Badge for being a killjoy? I guess so. Anyways, I liked the Cat canon reference (Laughs at people wondering What Cat?).

VERY. LAST. PERSON.

I didn't think portal was that good. Mainly due to all the fuckers going "the cake is a lie" and singing the tune all the time at school.

Doing all the extra stuff in Portal, was pretty hard >.>

daxterx2005:
Doing all the extra stuff in Portal, was pretty hard >.>

UBER POINTLESS NECRO ATTACK GO!

...Oh wait.

OT: Who still plays OrangeBox?

I do! TF2!

This didn't really click with me. TF2 is multiplayer so who cares about that. The Half-Life's were just dull and monotonous. Does no one realise that the games are just one long sewer level? I think a major contributor was my motion sickness but I only get that with this game.
On the flip side, Portal rocked seventy layers of my socks so I got Still Alive for eternal playthroughs.

TF2 on 360 is decent, on PC that thing kicks everyones ass, including everyones beloved Halo or CoD and Portal is indeed several flavors of awesome but HL2? Booooring.

although this is an old video i still want to say that thanks for telling us about jonathan coulton he is bloody amazing also i have never really played portal but i still thought the story and game play was amazing

Portal is amazing! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!! but the cube is forever! =]

I wonder if a cubical cake, will be an eternal lie?

Another brilliant ZP

This video is the reason that I bought Portal

Thanks Yahtzee!

Yeah, this one is very good. xD

Stylish_Robot:
TF2 on 360 is decent, on PC that thing kicks everyones ass, including everyones beloved Halo or CoD and Portal is indeed several flavors of awesome but HL2? Booooring.

Totally, can never get too bored of TF2 and it's variety of gameplay.

Ok, so I finally got The Orange Box (I know, I know, I'm 3 years late, whatever. I have a Mac, portal was just released for it yesterday) and Portal blew my f***ing MIND. Of course, a large amount of the story had been spoiled for me, but I had never watched a YouTube video of the ending, never seen actual gameplay until a few weeks ago. I avoided most of the whole "The cake is a lie" thing, due to not having any friends who play PC games, so that didn't piss me off too much. The only complaint I really had was how long the last level was. Admittedly, I could have stopped at any time, but I knew I was almost done and I wanted to get to the balls-tighteningly fantastic ending. Anyway, this game is great, and the rest of the Orange Box should be fun too when it's finally released for Mac...

Yay, I'm the last person!

And I haven't played any of the Valve games yet...

Orange box does indeed have cool games. Half life 2, Team Fortress 2 and portal is the best games i've ever played. On TF2 there is a lot of achievements to do and you can get new weapons by doing achievements for that class you play as. The pyro is fun to be if you like FIRE! ^_^

You must play them. They are awesome.

Whoa, Yahtzee actually has no complaints. Portal is awesome though.

I wonder how much yahtzee will love Portal 2....

0puncfan:
I wonder how much yahtzee will love Portal 2....

He will hate It. Portal was perfect. Now Valve is ruining it by making a sequel instead of Half-Life Ep 3.

hehe.the good ol days.

When are you people that keep saying "I'm the last person to comment!" going to realize that you are ALWAYS the very last person after leaving a comment? Until someone else comments, that is. In which case, you are no longer the last person. So seeing as your comment remains while additional comments are added...please stop.

That being said... great review.

I know this is going to sound wierd but not once did i even smile while playing portal. all the great deadpan humor is completely ruined for me by the fact that a empty robotic voice is making all the jokes. the puzzles were really fun tho.

John Coulton doesn't only do robot songs...he also did a song bout zombies which is the best zombie song ever

I quite enjoy the positive ZP videos. It's nice to see that Ben hasn't lost all hope for humanity and gaming.

Half-Life, not my thing, but thats because anytime I see a zombie in a game, I run in the other direction, because I am a gaint pussy. That said, Valve, 3 years for a 3rd episode? For shame.

TF2, not really much for FPS but I admire the design.

Portal...Portal was an amazingly fun game. This from someone who is poor at first person games. I had a blast with it.

Portal 2 is basically twice Portal: twice as long, twice as many puzzle elements, twice as many characters, twice as much humor (or maybe three times), twice as many player-modes (with the second one being one with twice as many players), and the ending is twice as "balls-tighteningly fantastic" as the old one.

haha .. I see I'm not the only one coming back to this review before Yahtzee inevitably reviews Portal 2.

his portal 2 reveiw made me want to see this one again. Love the end. "if you don't like it you must be stupid!" So straight up.

I got all of these games for only $2. Portal was from a Portal 2 pre-order, HL2E2 was from a sale a few months ago, and TF2 was from this "free week".
Steam is so awesome, though most of its games don't work for Macs.

This man...*sniffle* speaks to my soul

I have a weird feeling that Valve may make their first title with a "3" at the end being a game that really ties together the 3 "game-like objects" in this.
It would make sense for Gordon Freeman to wield a portal device with Chell being around to push buttons, though it would be hard to tie TF2 into all that.

Portal is truly one of the greatest games ever made. It's clever and funny, but also short, sweet, and to the point. While I liked Portal 2, it can't hold a candle to it's predecessor, but that's just me talking.

PLEASE REVIREW TF2 AGAIN!

6 YEARS OF UPDATES HAVE BEEN MADE FOR YOUR PLEASURE MR. CROSHAW

DON'T DISAPPOINT US!

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