Zero Punctuation: Clive Barker's Jericho

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I just finished the game...
it's actually really good, I'm not quite sure why it's so loathed.

Maybe the demo sucked, I know that was a big problem with Hellgate

Played a demo of Jericho, dident like it. So Yahtzee is totaly right on this one:)

THANK YOU!

I have now gone through, oh, about half the videos, and am tottering off to bed, but first I would just like to thank you for giving me a good ending to an otherwise really shitty day. Brilliant stuff! :)

LOL!

I have read a few of Clive Barkers books and I would say that I can see his influence in this game. It's not huge but I would say he had some part in it.

I'm positive if he coulda had it his way he woulda had some underage girls getting defiled in it and more shit monsters and zombies dogs.

This game looked like a decent FPS, but nothing too special.

What kind of title is [insert name here] [insert game name here]
Excluding tom clancys H.A.W.EX. (the x is eXperimental)

I'm prepared to agree that it was a shitty game, but shitty or not, I still found it greatly fun for some reason. I guess bad things can come together in a good way every now and then.

I so want a movie called "Revenge of the Brown Castle" now <3

Clive barkers Clive Barker by Clive barker.
The Return of Clive Barker, the Clive Barker Edition X_x

daxterx2005:
Clive barkers Clive Barker by Clive barker.
The Return of Clive Barker, the Clive Barker Edition X_x

I've noticed you are commenting on every ZP video created. Why?

LordCuthberton:

daxterx2005:
Clive barkers Clive Barker by Clive barker.
The Return of Clive Barker, the Clive Barker Edition X_x

I've noticed you are commenting on every ZP video created. Why?

Because, I'm giving them all a re-watch.
Kind of a ZP Marathon if you will.

I Have just recently joined the site (I have been watching ZP,TWBB and DDA since early 08)
but now that I joined I figured I'd watch them all again.
They are all pretty funny and enjoyable.

daxterx2005:

Because, I'm giving them all a re-watch.
Kind of a ZP Marathon if you will.

I Have just recently joined the site (I have been watching ZP,TWBB and DDA since early 08)
but now that I joined I figured I'd watch them all again.
They are all pretty funny and enjoyable.

I'm looking more at the comments. I think you're boosting your count that's all.

And of looking for badges...

Anyway, here's the official welcome.

*Ahem*

I am LordCuthberton, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

LordCuthberton:

daxterx2005:

Because, I'm giving them all a re-watch.
Kind of a ZP Marathon if you will.

I Have just recently joined the site (I have been watching ZP,TWBB and DDA since early 08)
but now that I joined I figured I'd watch them all again.
They are all pretty funny and enjoyable.

I'm looking more at the comments. I think you're boosting your count that's all.

And of looking for badges...

Anyway, here's the official welcome.

*Ahem*

I am LordCuthberton, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Now we're getting off topic, but thank you for welcoming me :-D
Also, you stalking me kid!? lolz
Oh also, if I was just looking for badges I wouldnt be watching ZP....I dont think there are any badges for watching him...I could be wrong tho.
Thanks for the friend add.

daxterx2005:

LordCuthberton:

daxterx2005:
Clive barkers Clive Barker by Clive barker.
The Return of Clive Barker, the Clive Barker Edition X_x

I've noticed you are commenting on every ZP video created. Why?

Because, I'm giving them all a re-watch.
Kind of a ZP Marathon if you will.

same.

ignorance and bile

Ignorance and bile

You really need to give Quake more credit. I still consider it one of the best FPS's of all time. Also it pulled off the brown fairly well in my opinion.

Covered it up quite good actually, but still I was intreeged by the idea (not to be confused with the story, because I don't think there was much of a story to it...) - meaning the whole idea of another child of God before Adam and Eve and the hippy dude (Jesus). It's a nice thesis to work on, although it's practicly ripped off from one of 150000 variants of the bible. It kept me going. Plus I like the priest's guns. How often do you get to fire explosives and gunshells from two overpowered guns at the same time?

Well, this will be long past the posting of the game, but having the misfortune of playing it to the atrocious end and being a gargantuan Clive Barker fan, There is not one single word of this review I don't agree with. It would make me feel better if I did, but this was just a mediocre idea that got worse as other people got involved (like game designers, other writers and such) and took what they no doubt thought would be innovative team game play and turned it to liquid crap.

I'll never stop reading his books, but his games have burned me once too often. Yikes.

Good review. This game did suck by the way.

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