Zero Punctuation: Prince of Persia Retrospective

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Since im guessing no one has said this, this is the ONLY REVIEW where he did not verbally say the word "Fuck" he wrote it, but did not say it.

At the end yahtzee said if the prince of persia movie they're making turns out to be good then he will upload photos of himself punching his penis...

Well from what i've seen Jake Jilanhall or whatever his fucking name is (some of you know him as the dude who looks like Spiderman's Toby Mcguire) is supposed to be playing the prince and he sucks balls!

Jas0913:
At the end yahtzee said if the prince of persia movie they're making turns out to be good then he will upload photos of himself punching his penis...

Well from what i've seen Jake Jilanhall or whatever his fucking name is (some of you know him as the dude who looks like Spiderman's Toby Mcguire) is supposed to be playing the prince and he sucks balls!

I wouldn't say so, he's a pretty good actor, and he seems to be fitting for the role of a young prince.

CrazyHaircut94:

Jas0913:
At the end yahtzee said if the prince of persia movie they're making turns out to be good then he will upload photos of himself punching his penis...

Well from what i've seen Jake Jilanhall or whatever his fucking name is (some of you know him as the dude who looks like Spiderman's Toby Mcguire) is supposed to be playing the prince and he sucks balls!

I wouldn't say so, he's a pretty good actor, and he seems to be fitting for the role of a young prince.

I agree that he does look like the prince but i don't think he's a good actor, but hell that's just my opinion.

As the movie "Prince of Persia" is close to release we can either expect Yhatzee to punch his own penis, or do the cop-out he promised in Silent Hill and refuse to eat his own ass ^-^

Actually I have low hopes that this will be a good movie and just another Disney rip off in order to make money. With how nice the instant death traps were, you'd think some other company other than Disney... fucking DISNEY would make the movie... *sigh*

anyway I wonder what his top five games are:
EarthBound
Portal
Killer 7
Prince of Persia
Saint's Row 2

those are my 5, not in any particular order, mind.

1. portal
2. silent hill 2
3. price of persia- sands of time
4. spiderman 2
5. that one "fantsy world dizzy" or what ever u mentioned way back when....... lol

For the longest time, I was convinced that 4. was Resident Evil 4, but upon counting the letters (as best I could) it does seem like it is Spider Man 2. Yahtzee had mentioned Resident Evil 4 a few times before, and the box art is red in the PAL regions, similar to the box in the video, but i think "resident" is too long for that first word, and the second word does look a lot like "man". So i regretfully say that this is Yahtzee's top 5 games as far as I can say (and mine).

1. Portal (I agree)
2. Silent Hill 2 (Bioshock)
3. Prince of Persia: SOT (same)
4. Spider Man 2 (Max Payne)
5. Fantasy World Dizzy (probably Call of Duty 4)

I know, I'm mostly a newish gamer, but those seem to be the games that stand out the most to me. I haven't played the Half Life series at all, though, because they aren't out for Mac yet, but those are supposed to be very good.

Portal
Silent hill
PoP sands of Time
Spiderman 2
Fantasy World Dizzy

First off I can't wait to see him smash himself in the balls because the PoP movie is going to be really good.
Secondly he is not a real critic because a real critic has to look at something with out being biest.
and lastly His taste in Games is screwed up

Yahtzee, did you really look up in a dictionary for "emo"?
Because you should realize that Warrior Within is the whole opposite.

But who am I kidding, I doubt you even tried to enjoy it.

So what did you think of the new Prince of Persia movie? Because if you thought it was good I do believe you owe you fans some pictures of you punching yourself in you tiny unsatisfying penis.

leerun:
So what did you think of the new Prince of Persia movie? Because if you thought it was good I do believe you owe you fans some pictures of you punching yourself in you tiny unsatisfying penis.

Moviebob said it was good, and that works for me. Make with the pics Yahtzee!! rofl

I've had PoP:SoT on my shelf since it first came out, and yesterday i thought I'd get it out again in preparation for going to see the movie again. I just got to the "Death of a Sand king' fight, after having a thoroughly enjoyable time leaping around and wall-running etc.

After half an hour of repeatedly dying to those cuntwad fucking itrritating shitbastards, I was almost ready to wrench my controller in two.

Fuck that. I definitely remember finishing it before, so maybe i've become less forgiving of SHITNESS in otherwise great games. I'm 40, I don't have the time or patience to waste on this anymore. games should come with built in 'god mode on?' options for people who aren't redbull-fuelled 14 yr old cunts.

Apart from your perplexing willingness to overlook the humungous dogturd that is the combat in this game, I think you are the man when it comes to gaming criticism.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/189-Soul-Calibur-IV
at 1:15 Yahtzee displays 4 games he wished he would play, one of which is spiderman 2 and 2 of the others are PoP sands of time and that other old game that apparently came out before I was born

Sammie Wang:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/189-Soul-Calibur-IV
at 1:15 Yahtzee displays 4 games he wished he would play, one of which is spiderman 2 and 2 of the others are PoP sands of time and that other old game that apparently came out before I was born

NECROMANCER!

OT: <3 Yahtzee!

stop trying to guess! it's been done. he trashed EVERYONE who even attempted to guess them!

OT: I don't know what he saw in those games. I for one have no patience for a game that takes 30 minutes to navigate every room in a massive castle.

1.) Portal
2.) Silent Hill II
3.) Sands of Time
4.) Spider Man II
5.) Fantasy World Dizzy[/quote/] yeah i think thats right and i just recently played sands of time for an hour or so and in that little time its my favorite game other than GoW2

That Telephone-Booth joke right at the End was Hilarious :D

Portal, Silent Hill 2, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Spiderman 2, Fantasy World Dizzy.

Bosh.

Reading the comments, my illusion is broken.

I taught I was a rabid fanboy for watching every video twice.

Nice review.

Alright, I just gave The Sands of Time a chance and played it. It was difficult at first, as I was accustomed to unreal engine shinyness and now tumbled back into 2003 graphics.
But I have to admit I thorougly enjoyed this game (apart from the combat system, jesus, if you ever played that elavator fight, you fucking know what I mean). Especially the story got me, which surprises me considering how incredibly cheesy it is (spoiler alert: and thinking of it now, wasn't the ending the same kick in the nuts we received from Zelda OoT?)

Why am I digging up this old thread? Because I want to know if it is really worth playing the other 2 games. It seems they are not as good as the first and I don't want to go through the same mindfuck as, lets say the movie "cube", where the sequels destroyed all the experience of the first part.

yes! someone filled in game 4 for me! Now yahtzee notices me!!
portal, silent hill 2, prince o persia, spiderman 2, fantasy world dizzy

i wonder if yahtzee got the HD updates of these three games?

Having gone on Yahtzee's word for once and bought the HD remakes of these games I can confirm that Yahtzee is talking straight out of his arse. For all the praise he gives it, Sands of Time is a HORRIBLY outdated game that has a forgettable story, awful voice acting, dreadful combat and a dated game engine which doesn't stand up. I am planning on starting Warrior Within soon, but if this is meant to be the best in the series then I don't think I will even bother finishing WW. I think the reason he gave this game such a glowing review is because he is still viewing it with the rose-tinted spectacles of nostalgia, and while it may have been a good game in 2003, for 2011 it flat-out sucks.

never stick your dick in a pudding it might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining why but no ones going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

words of wisdom yahtzee words of wisdom

Portal, Silent Hill 2, Pop Sands of time, Resident evil 3, Fantasy world dizzy.
I can haz utter disgust?

superdevildude85:
Portal, Silent Hill 2, Pop Sands of time, Resident evil 3, Fantasy world dizzy.
I can haz utter disgust?

i agree. i might consider changing FWD or RE3 for Painkiller though. he seemed to really like it.

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