Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

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So essentially, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky is the same as S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl.

God, that game crashed more often than it ran. When they patched the game, it invalidated all the save files. And despite the fact that my system specs supposedly allowed me to run the game twice, plus Photoshop, the thing look forever to load and it was choppy.

haaahaha...Yahtzee if you liked bits of this game then play the original and you may actually find a game on par with portal...if you already have and are embarrased to admit you love it then ...well i dunno how to end tht really...good for u i guess....???

Why does this video remind me of vista?

It's a random statement that you're not supposed to get because the "error" cut out the rest of the joke.

"Aye!" I was surprised to see him do this game, as it's one of my love to hate favorites just like he said. it was a spot on review and even gave clear sky some slack.

the thing that pissed me off the most about this game was how inaccurate shotguns are. last time i checked you can shoot a head off a man better than a handgun further away. (being steady) You cant get through this game without a quicksave or medpack for the light of you.

LMAO I was especting Silent Hill Homecoming this week but I didn't know you had to import it. The crashing glitch joke was great, I seriously thought that Internet explorer had crashed until I show the illegal action on the video.

Aah... you can tell its 5pm on a Wednesday when the site slows down to a crawl. But, still, review was well worth the wait.

More bugs then a crack whore w\ the sniffles. hahahahaha!!!!

PG:
A game's either too piss easy to be worth the effort of picking up the controller or it's so punishingly difficult that you have to go crying to your mummy everytime your ammo runs out and you get cordially invited to eat an npc frag grenade.

Strangely enough, whenever you see a thread on some gamer forum commenting on some gameplay, it either looks too easy or the person playing it suson playing it suson playing it suson playing it su[NO CARRIER]

Haha, hilarious - I want a sausage roll now...

i guess i was pretty lucky with clear sky i only ran into a bug on the first play though but it seemed that they were just collecting themselves waiting for my second play though and decided to all jump at me at the same time.

A nice review, as allways. Thanks for cheering me up. Now, if you will excuse me, I will go and check if I'm finally able to log onto my realm in WoW.

Regards,

Mikazuki

I'm playing it on veteran mode and patch 1.5.05 and after the very slow curve of debugging evolution of the game and the starting zone where you pretty much clear half the place with a pistol cause no better weapons are available. I love Clear Sky, just like it's predecessor. Yahtzee's review is head on tho, 1 solid bullet will kill a baddie when he doesn't notice you but the same can be said vise-versa. A few dozen times I've been shot by a guy hiding in the dark by 1 bullet. If there's one feeling that it gives, it's definitely the crashing feeling of reality, where without cover and 400 bullets your chances of survival are slim. I had to restart the game like 8 times because of bugs and patches. But still I rank ESS TEE AY ELL KAY EE ARR as an awesome game. I will praise any shooter that gives up the damn health regeneration like you're half lizard or something.

A clever, nice review. BTW Ive head of a mod called oblivion lost for stalker:SoC, that supposedly turns the game into what it should have been like in the first place. Check it out here: http://stalker.filefront.com/file/Oblivion_Lost_10005_release;91748

yes now i am not on page 1436 my opinion counts

Fuck obama and mcain vote for yatzee

lmao great ending. I was able to run Clear Sky for about an hour before crashing every time. Then I installed the patch and my 4-hours-of-playing save files became incompatible so I uninstalled and never looked back.

Wow, I actually thought my computer threw a woopsy for a moment there. Crazy reviwer yahtzee, could hardly keep up. Still great though

johnman:
A shame about clear sky, but there are some excellent mods which improve your accuracy, lowers the enemy's and makes them easier to kill. I loved the first game and was very disappionted by clear sky

Yes but I can't to use any of them because every time I so much as walk outside the game crashes, or walk inside, or walk any where, or stand still. Supose it's my fault for having the sheer audacity to want to play the damn game.
Loved the first game but the bugs ultimately ruin this one.

Also best Review since Clive Barker's Cilve Barker's Jerico.

ok quick question was the crash real ro fake? it was actualy very realistic answer me back before i watch it a thousand times trying to fix the crash

... and whistled for a baboon!

Brilliance seems to be the only word you know.

well that was the funniest one ive seen in a while for a while yahtzee was getting stale

ONLY SIX MORE DAYS BEFORE FABLE II

EPIC^^

all so true

i loled very hard
loool
Yahtzee ure a god!

I've never heard of this game but the review was quite funny. I liked the part about the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

you got me, I was just starting to swear up a blue streak at the university caff when I realized that it was part of the vid.

well done on the review. I'm surprised yatzee didn't mention anything about the invisible bouncing anomalies, which require a quick load every 15 seconds as you die scrambling around a mine field of radiation, poison, fire etc etc, looking for this damn thing hitting the medkit button as fast as possible.

L.B. Jeffries:
STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

Eggo:

L.B. Jeffries:
STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

It's actually based on both, because the film is only loosely based on the book. It took ideas from both mediums.

I love this one.
I really wanted to see him make a ZP about this catastrophe of a game.
It's funny how I thought they might fix the bugs for the expansion at least. Guess it just comes natural to them. They should have printed made in Chernobyl on the cover.

Eggo:

L.B. Jeffries:
STALKER is based on an artsy Russian film about a mysterious zone that has a hidden room in it that fulfills a person's wishes. The whole thing is very philosophical and mostly involves 3 guys walking around Chernobyl's wasteland. The idea is that it's all a metaphor for Russia's collapsed attempt at being a super po-

GONZO!!!1!! GONZO BITCHES!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

And that artsy Russian movie is based on an artsy Russian book.

Personally I can't wait for "The Great G.A.T.S.B.Y." I suspect it's going to be very similar to Mafia.

Yay! Finally a ZP as funny as they used to be.

sirdanrhodes:
Why does this video remind me of vista?

Because people are jumping to conclusions and bashing it without ever actually using it themselves? :)

Amazing Review. I was wishing I could play this game but with those limited installs I wasn't interested in buying this until much later. Glad I'm not missing much.

"If problems persist, sing gentle lullabies and lovingly stroke its hair."

Ok, that is good. I figured ever since the NOOOOOO in the Spore review that he would do more and more lame jokes, and, although I am right, he seems to at least have some of the best placement for them.

Yeah, considering his previous works I expect Yathzee to make some reference to the movie, but alas...

Whenever I think the brilliance-well has run dry he surprises me. Fun times.

TRSGM:

sirdanrhodes:
Why does this video remind me of vista?

Because people are jumping to conclusions and bashing it without ever actually using it themselves? :)

I TRIED to like vista, didn't happen.

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