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Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 28 Oct 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1556 Joined: 21 Nov 2007     | Prefered his review for the first game. Still good though. Have been waiting a long time for this review. How come we can't get a ZP podcast, we did have one for a while but it died a quiet death for some reason. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 730 Joined: 29 Feb 2008    | damn noobs be overloading the server. edit: watched feel better now sorry noobs. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1742 Joined: 5 Jun 2008    | Dog at the end had me in stiches! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1434 Joined: 7 Jan 2008   | "Daddy, why is there a hole in mommy?" indeed. I've been waiting for this one. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 714 Joined: 21 Oct 2008     | i just can't watch it at all. sometimes there is no escapist.com, sometimes ZP isn't there, sometimes i can't go to the video, and when i can, it only shows a contraction of the control bar in a big grey space |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 11 Jun 2008    | I now launch a question!!! Does Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw review sports game?! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 569 Joined: 23 Jun 2008  | Hopefully I didn't violate the TOS or anything, but until the servers stop freaking out, I can lend some bandwidth. Server seems to be back up. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 5 Nov 2008  |
I certainly hope not, 'cause that would be as redundant as bashing yahtzee-online. |
Beat Writer Posts: 163 Joined: 24 Oct 2008    | ...stays stuck on the banjo-kazooie advert ... ok , had to use IE |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 978 Joined: 25 Sep 2008     | I am certainly not going to call my doggy woggy.. "chips". That is, if the game will ever come out for PC. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 29 Sep 2008 | really funny review! |
Beat Writer Posts: 183 Joined: 29 Jul 2008   | Yahtzee you are the bomb! The part about how you can't kill your kid, had me laughing my ass off! I think Fable 2 is byfar better than Fable 1, and I planning on playing through a second time as a female evil character rather than a male good character. Plus we should get some sweet downloadable content updates in the future. Also I think the combat system this time around kicks ass, I like how you can slow time, then summon undead minons then roll to the side and take out your enemies with ranged attacks. |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 19 Jul 2008   | Damn it, was hoping for Far Cry 2. Good review though. |
Paperboy  Posts: 23 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Funniest ZP review in a LONG time! Really drives home the "why would you want to?" aspects of these types of games. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 448 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | He forgot about the billions of game breaking glitches! Well not billions of them, maybe tens of them. Still a lot. The game was still loads better then Fable 1. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1598 Joined: 13 Oct 2008  | I love Fable 2 and I've found this review to be quite right and totally fair. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1587 Joined: 9 Jul 2008   | Yahtzee for President then! |
On the Record  Posts: 6586 Joined: 26 Jun 2008    | awesome good point, why cant you marry your dog? this seems just like a medievil sims, which is also easier... i might get it, im sick of sims XD |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 12 Nov 2008 | I haven't played fable 2 yet but I also ran into the problem of Not being able to kill the Children in Fallout 3 and frankly I don't see why not. I don't see why killing a shorter NPC is that much worse than all the other morally evil and ambiguous things you can do in both Fable and Fallout so why is this taboo? I mean come on. I wasn't even able to sell them into slavery though God knows I tried. So please, game designers, let me be as much of an evil douchebag as I possibly can. Though at least in Fable your character can get a girl. In fallout 3 I wasn't able to get a single NPC to swing that way, let along get my character laid. The Mass Effect Character was able to and he/she didn't have to put up with half the sh*t that Fallout 3 has in store for you. |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 11 Jun 2008 | Far Cry 2,Fallout 3 and Left 4 Dead will be reviewed just after this commercial. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 118 Joined: 24 May 2008  | Jaaaar, but it still won't stop me from buying it when it's available on PC :D And btw, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, would you like to marry me? x)) |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 2 Jul 2008    | The dog was the best part of the entire game. I keep playing it just for that. |
Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 20 Jan 2008   | I still like Fable 2. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 191 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | I see I'm not the only one that has a beef with Peter. I have to say I feel the same way about Fable 2, I just saw it in action and thought that it wasn't anything special.(Anyone else getting bored of cookie-cutter fantasy worlds?) Let's see if he goes for the Fallout 3 review. (Though I doubt it would happen if he ends up liking the game.) So far Fallout 3 is competing for my favorite game of all time. (Sorry Gordon Freeman, but this is quite a contender...) EDIT: Doubt L4D would be next because it will give him very little time to review it; alternatively, it could be an incredibly short game... |
BANNED  Posts: 64 Joined: 10 Nov 2008 | Decent review. Not his best. User was banned for: Simpsons Sex Scandal. (Permanent) |
Muckraker  Posts: 312 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | WHY CAN'T I MARRY MY DOG? Amazing. The best Yahtzee quote so far. I really liked the video. |
Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 17 Oct 2008 | "When I try to open the video, this thing appears: 404 Error: File Not Found This page does not exist - the link you followed may be broken or out of date. Please check the menu above for the content that you're looking for. Does it happen only to me?" It did for me earlier, but it's fine now, so I'm guessing it was just getting a lot of traffic. Try it again. As for the video, Yahtzee, you've done it again! One of your funnier videos. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3300 Joined: 1 Nov 2007   | Christ this was harsh. Still enjoyed Fable 2 though. |
Paperboy Posts: 31 Joined: 9 Nov 2008 | Hands up who loved the ending :) |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 12 Nov 2008  | Hopefully it's Mirror's Edge next week |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 937 Joined: 25 Jul 2008  | Yay Yahtzee, you are my favourite reviewer just for how brutally unforgiving you are, so many others are ass-kissers, bending over to advertising, pushy PR and worst of all, rabid fan boys. I don't always agree with the final verdict, but you aren't afraid of pointing out shit gameplay mechanics if they are there. It would be great if he got a hold of Little Big Planet, which compared to the likes of Mario Galaxy or Garry's mod, I would really like to hear from him if it is worth the hype it has been getting. |
Paperboy Posts: 50 Joined: 19 Oct 2008    | BEST. REVIEW. EVER. Its like he was attached to my brain and said everything I was thinking. |
Muckraker  Posts: 227 Joined: 3 Sep 2008 | Very funny. One of those videos that builds itself up as a typical bitter review, then kicks you in the gut with hilarity when you're starting to get comfortable. I've been hoping for a CAD style Pure Pwnage bashing after they did that little bit on you a few episodes back. Do it. |
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I keep getting a 404 error as well. Is there something wrong with the website?