Feed Dump: Take a Body Break with a Beaver

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Take a Body Break with a Beaver

Sadly, Feed Dump Canada has a significantly lower budget than Feed Dump America.

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Once again keep up the good Work, Funny again

What did they expect from a private school?

Look out she's got a 12-pack of water!
bang bang pew pew pew.

seriously, that sounds a bit over the top, even if she actually had a 12-pack of beer.

Oh god, why haven't I been watchng this befoe now? Love it.

Now I've just got "BODY BREAK!" stuck in my head... and that one unfortunate looking daughter's face. ... That was mean I know.

I want Joanne in her pink or purple velour tracksuit THE ENTIRE TIME. PLEASE. And Hal in his blue one.

Race to Winnipeg!

.... As I live in Winnipeg, run the other way. RUN!

I think "Hot Beaver Action 13" may be a real porn......let me check.....

I couldn't find the answer, too hard to find...but I'm pretty sure that porno exists.

*Joanne McLeod kicks you in the face* EAT SHIT AND HAVE FUN, MOTHERFUCKER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>.> So much Canada in this episode................ :D I LIKE IT!

You all killed it today. Also I want Kathleen fight "The Mouse" now.

IndomitableSam:
Oh god, why haven't I been watchng this before now? Love it.

Thanks for watching!! Glad you liked it!

I really liked the Winnipeg joke. I live about 1 1/2 hours away (in the US) from there. I've been to a lot of major cities and, in my experience, Winnipeg is the worst of them.

el_kabong:
I really liked the Winnipeg joke. I live about 1 1/2 hours away (in the US) from there. I've been to a lot of major cities and, in my experience, Winnipeg is the worst of them.

I live in Winnipeg, and hate it.

Actually, just now, I got a call to set up a second interview with a place in Lethbridge (Alberta), so I'm excited .... the first interview wasn't even 6 hours ago. So that's a good sign, I guess?

Lady Kathleen:

IndomitableSam:
Oh god, why haven't I been watchng this before now? Love it.

Thanks for watching!! Glad you liked it!

I need to go back and watch the old ones now. Yay, something to do at work. ... ahem.

I read that story about the undercover agents before. If that happened in a movie, you'd laugh at it for being so absolutely ridiculous. Instead, it's just really sickening that someone almost got shot for buying some bottled water.

On a much lighter note, Kathleen had me rolling with the stinger.

*gasp* The...the unthinkable has happened...you've run out of hats! You used that hat in Sinkhole Pronounced Dead!

It is clear the end of the world is near...at least I enjoyed some fine comedy before it came.

Why would you spend thousands of dollars in absentia? Why would you bid in absentia at all?

A large group of men flashing unverifiable ID and asking you to come with them. Given that it sounds like the opening of a crime novel, I think I'd try to run them over.

Hey, Coureur des bois were awesome! They helped create Metis culture. So what if they didn't have permits to trade furs. They were the stinky, hairy, beaver pirates of Canada.

I bid in abstentia all the time. On Ebay, with an upper limit.

As for the math, a 12 pack of cheap beer in VA is going to be about 7 or 8 bucks, while 3 bullets is about a buck fiddy.

As for the hiring of 6 plainclothes cops, that's another lesson in filling job holes entirely.

The thing that makes the US version of the Amazing Race hilarious to watch is they find some of the most competitive, and at the same time, socially retarded individuals from a country renowned for the depths of idiocy found in its lower percentiles then send them to countries with strong stereotypes and film them getting all patronising to poor africans/indians or whatever other aboriginal people they can find to agree to allow them to participate. The they make them compete for $1,000,000 while driving with a manual-geared version of whatever car company is sponsoring them.

The key thing is using the low bar to pick your contestants... Is Canadas low bar low enough to be entertaining?

Yeah Canadian Amazing Race. I work at the Calgary International Airport and we saw them run through the airport on the morning of May 8th, 2013!

Monday? The best you could come up with was Monday! At least trot out a horrible French accent for Bastille Day.

I would just like to say that I used to be stationed at Grand Forks AFB in North Dakota, and Winnipeg is a place that people went to on the weekends to have fun.

Be thankful, we Americans could have given you the Canadian equivalent of Jersey Shore, but we decided to have mercy. You hosers got off easy.

Yeah, I have no sympathy for anyone that'd participate in a silent auction in absentia without setting an upper limit on their bidding.

The saddest part about that story is that the girl is going to jail for resisting arrest and assaulting an officer..

Stay in Canada, Canadians. You don't want to be here..

Canada isn't that Boring (in my mind), you got more then forest! You got Forests, Rocks, more Forests, more Rocks and water. :D

And note to self: Everything in the US has a badge, but no uniform. Criminals might think about getting Badges. ;D

All of the Amazing Race challenges are based on the local culture. Canada has no culture, just watered down versions of American Culture. What sort of challenges can they do besides milkign moose and refusing to speak one language?

Makabriel:
The saddest part about that story is that the girl is going to jail for resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.

Good news! From the most recent news story I could find online:
"Prosecutors dropped all the charges ... noting that her written account of the incident was factually consistent."

I'm going to have to clarify for you guys on that sparkling water. I'm getting reports from Gawker that it was LaCroix sparkling water a drink I can only refer to as the most 80s Miami gay bar of sparkling waters.

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KOMega:
Look out she's got a 12-pack of water!
bang bang pew pew pew.

seriously, that sounds a bit over the top, even if she actually had a 12-pack of beer.

"Over the top" sounds like exactly what you would expect from liquor control agents who go armed to their jobs. I mean, when in the hell are you going to need a gun? The worst (likely) thing that could happen is someone assaults one of the agents, in which case either (a) they could have some pepper spray or a TASER or (b) the five other people could jump in and beat them into submission.

Rituro:

Makabriel:
The saddest part about that story is that the girl is going to jail for resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.

Good news! From the most recent news story I could find online:
"Prosecutors dropped all the charges ... noting that her written account of the incident was factually consistent."

Did the agents apologize for shooting at her?

Hitchmeister:
Monday? The best you could come up with was Monday! At least trot out a horrible French accent for Bastille Day.

I concur. Vive le quatorze juillet!

I mean FFS, the French bistro up the street from us is having a Bastille Day celebration, and I live in Minnesota.

Is the Calgary Stampede still a thing? People running through that would be some sadistic entertainment... That's what the amazing race is about right?

DJShire:
I think "Hot Beaver Action 13" may be a real porn......let me check.....

I couldn't find the answer, too hard to find...but I'm pretty sure that porno exists.

Pretty sure it's just a redubbed discovery channel documentary about... beavers...

*shakes head*

Sorry, my mind went to an odd place for a sec.

Pugiron:
All of the Amazing Race challenges are based on the local culture. Canada has no culture, just watered down versions of American Culture. What sort of challenges can they do besides milkign[sic] moose and refusing to speak one language?

This is like saying Sweden has no culture since 89% of them speak English and they watch a lot of American television. You really need to get out more.

American news makes me feel better about myself. Anyway:
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I am sure it says very bad things about me that I missed the "a" in the title and read "Take a body break with beaver" and my first reaction was "Another Sex story?"

I freaking nearly did a spit take at the end of the episode when Kathleen said "f***er"...

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