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Stolen Pixels #52: Guide to Building Cities in "Persia"

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Pixel Thief
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Stolen Pixels #52: Guide to Building Cities in "Persia"

The architects of ancient Persia apparently learned everything they knew about construction from playing Jenga.

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Gone Gonzo
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I'd love to live on those foundations...

Beat Writer
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Let me be the first to say "Bravo, sir; very funny".

Gone Gonzo
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Hehe, from the magic school of archeiture ;)

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Good one Shamus. I never did quite get the arcitecture in the new PoP.

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yup, that is how i would build stuff

Pulitzer Laureate
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Hey, it isn't broken (well not completely). So why fix what isn't broken?

Paperboy
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Nice, I especially liked the poem at the end :).

Beat Writer
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In their defense, they probably intended to install the floating castle options, but ran out of money halfway... damned crooked building contractors.

Gone Gonzo
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Hah! Nicely done, both the comic and poem got a good laugh from me.

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Applause for the well written and witty Dr. Seuss poem. I want Shamus to compose a Shakespearean sonnet next week, the topic would be something along the lines of the dialogue between Elika and the Prince.

Gone Gonzo
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Haha, very funny as I find one of the major problems with the new PoP is that the level design works well for the running and jumping, but not so much in practicality.

Paperboy
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Heh heh very funny as always

Paperboy
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An alternity campaign i was in once had architecture from the same school of thought. the only excuse there was that it was from a race of fliers.

Excellent work, but I'm suspicious that the first few panels may not be stolen.

Pixel Thief
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illiterate:
Excellent work, but I'm suspicious that the first few panels may not be stolen.

You got me there.

At least, unless someone steals them from me.

IT Director
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I love the poem, but I'm going to have to invoke rule 34 on the third panel.

Pixel Thief
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Virgil:
I love the poem, but I'm going to have to invoke rule 34 on the third panel.

Persian palace: Now with reservoir tip!

Paperboy
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The poem was insanely funny.

Anonymous Source
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This installment is a new funny-high for you, Shamus. I rarely laugh out loud for the internet, but this one got me.

Gone Gonzo
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Nice job. Captured what I thought about PoP spot on.

Copy Clerk
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I wouldn't quit my day job.

Muckraker
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Damn, played and finished the game but the architecture always had me with a wtf. Ubisoft has a very strange idea of what Persian's are possible of doing.

Gone Gonzo
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Very funny. This is a bit odd.

((I can speak, the ban has lifted, hear my voice!))

Gone Gonzo
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But imagine running round a real life version of Persia (now known as Iran lulz), everything is no more than 2 stories high, clearly it would be no fun if there was a risk of you falling a thousand feet to your death.
Anyway, nicely done, made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous Source
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hilarious

Artist
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I did find myself wondering how all the non-wall runners/jumpers/fliers managed to get around the cities designed like they are.

Gone Gonzo
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That poem made me "LAWL" and then I clapped.

Gone Gonzo
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I think this is the best one yet. I keep having urges to read it again.

Pulitzer Laureate
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wait! just add Fable 2's Spire to top it off...there
XD

Copy Clerk
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 
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