Feed Dump: Cam Hates Animals

Cam Hates Animals

Chickens, goats and Hitler. Cam hates them all.

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Cam basically guarantees an awesome Feed Dump, he's truly a master of the snark.

Wait, anyone?
*Sends Graham a sternly worded text*
Mwa-ha-ha! Now I am the King of the Moonbase!

The worst thing about being stared at by a goat are the rectangular pupils.
That just brings up too many questions..

Why are they rectangular?
What sort of advantage does that give a goat over round pupils?
Why does it look so weird and disturbing?
Why is this goat still staring at me?

You want zombies to think you have dessert brains, that way they go after other people first!

A goat cafe just sounds like a bad idea. If people shove them away from the food, they may start eating their clothes instead.

The definition of Evil is that it CAN'T coexist with others. I think these students fail language more then anything.

When it comes to goats, Cam does not Kid around.

Did Cam fail the G.O.A.T.?

(I do hope someone gets it...)

Water
Earth
Fire
Air
Goat

Long ago the five nations lived together in harmony.
Then everything changed when the Goat nation attacked.
Only the Goatatar master of all five elements could stop them.

lolz..... Goat bending....

They didn't realize Hitler's image would offend someone...

Cam should never be fired from LRR. The hats would be forever soiled.

Goat cafe... Why?

Thunderous Cacophony:
Wait, anyone?
*Sends Graham a sternly worded text*
Mwa-ha-ha! Now I am the King of the Moonbase!

You forget, there always has to be a Stark in the moonbase.

JenSeven:
Did Cam fail the G.O.A.T.?

(I do hope someone gets it...)

I GET IT!

Also I want to see someone make Cam goat themed nunchucks and mail it to the moonbase.

kailus13:
You want zombies to think you have dessert brains, that way they go after other people first!

A goat cafe just sounds like a bad idea. If people shove them away from the food, they may start eating their clothes instead.

Are you kidding? This is brilliant. Now I can drink coffee and touch kids without going to jail. I keed, I don't drink coffee, or touch kids.

Wait wait wait. Backup. I somehow missed the cat cafe memo. I need to process this before even considering the goat cafes. Except the goat puns. Always love a good goat pun.

Huh... so would Cam also be grumpy with the kitty-café concept? Because that'd just be monstrous of him...

DVS BSTrD:
The definition of Evil is that it CAN'T coexist with others. I think these students fail language more then anything.

When it comes to goats, Cam does not Kid around.

Ever been eaten by a heard of flesh-eating goats?

Well, you do now!

On topic: CUPCAKE HAT!

Unlife is Short
Eat Desert Brains first

I lost it at "Goats sound like a person imitating a goat."

You've goat to be kidding me.
That's two.

Anyhow, it's interesting how other cultures view Hitler, that whole conflict is not nearly as widely discussed or obsessed over as it is in English speaking countries. Like in Japan, where the swastika is still used as the Buddhist symbol it was adapted from.

Cam. Hates animals and cream. Good to know!

Dammit, I was taking a drink when Cam started describing peeing in everything....

MorganL4:
Water
Earth
Fire
Air
Goat

Long ago the five nations lived together in harmony.
Then everything changed when the Goat nation attacked.
Only the Goatatar master of all five elements could stop them.

lolz..... Goat bending....

Haha! Goatater's Goatbending is great, but he still had a lot to learn before he's able to defeat the dreaded Goat Lord!
(I imagine the Goat Lord to sound exactly like Bill Hicks' Goat Boy character)

Loved the Feed Dump guys!

Cam's little hatreds are a source of constant joy :D

Also, Tally can really do Evil Nice smile rather well, huh? lol

Graham? Do NOT wear that hat at a MLP convention. You will be hunted down by all the Pinkie Pie fans who are still miffed at a certain fanfic by Sgt. Sprinkles.

Now pardon me while I heal the damage done to my forehead from facepalming hard at the "got your goat" pun.

Why didn't Cam do a long, vibrating piss over everything when he got fired via text message?

Damn you and your delectable hat Graham! I'm observing Ramadan up in here!!!!

In all seriousness though, if the sight of a cupcake hat was enough to challenge my ritual fast, I'd have ceased doing it long ago. Great episode as always!

I can't both watch the video, and then read this reaction thread afterwards

i have to go lie down now

Well, you know, Hitler is not really considered the epitome of evil in the Eastern world. I mean, from a purely quantitative point of view, he's not as bad as Stalin or Mao, so I guess that really changes your perspective if both Stalin and Mao lived their whole lives in your backyard.

But saying that he was in grayscale is no excuse. That's just what everyone looked like before colour TVs were invented.

"I think goats are a glitch in the matrix."

"There is no goat..."

"Hand me my goat-chucks."

This was one of the most quote-worthy Feed Dump episodes by far.

kailus13:
You want zombies to think you have dessert brains, that way they go after other people first!

Except the young ones. They never finish their vegetarians before savaging the deserts.

Goats are notoriously bad nunchucks. You want ferets. If you need something with horns, might I suggest an antelope? They're bulkier, but known as reliable nunchucks.

Or just use a barista.

Next time someone pisses me off, I'll just say "hand me my goat-chuck"

 

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