Feed Dump: Van Dump 2: Revengeance

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Van Dump 2: Revengeance

Van Dump 2 the sequel reborn.

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I would love to have such newspapers here in Germany! ... maybe I should check before I say that we don't have them ... brb!

Aside from that: So no Feed Dump next week? :(

I feel like I'm missing some context on the last bit of the stinger . . .

Mammoth? Tree? Uppity kid?

Yup. There's an axe for that.

Apparently my heart has terrible reception. I need to eat more hearts.
Preferably Jer's heart, but everyone else ate that already :P

I cackled at that last bit. Not laughed; cackled.

Wednesdays are my favourite days of The Escapist.

It takes real talent to hit a moose while standing still. Thanks, James!

Oh and RIP everyone else, sorry to see you go (again).

James, stop being a distracted driver. I think I want my LRR crew alive and well thank you very much.

And ofcouse people leave their house with their cell phones. How else are others suppose to contact you if you are not at home/work/school?

Loved it. Keep on truck'en... Van'en... whatever.

Moose 2: The Moosening.

Namechangeday:
James, stop being a distracted driver. I think I want my LRR crew alive and well thank you very much.

And ofcouse people leave their house with their cell phones. How else are others suppose to contact you if you are not at home/work/school?

By telegram of course!

Jer was having far too much fun with those father-son skits.

The LRR crew are surpisingly clean eaters.

Vitagen:
I feel like I'm missing some context on the last bit of the stinger . . .

I believe it was a sex joke. "A little Salty"

OT: So how many times have the LRR crew died now?

Also, What ARE the odds they'd hit another moose in Canada? Figure it'd be pretty high. Those things are everywhere.

What are the odds of another moose? In Canada, I'd say pretty damn high...

Also, Sexually Deviant Teacher Tally brightened my day. :)

Geisterkarle:
I would love to have such newspapers here in Germany! ... maybe I should check before I say that we don't have them ... brb!

Aside from that: So no Feed Dump next week? :(

http://www.der-postillon.com/

Might be not printed and not ment seriously but it still is awesome

Alex acting as Jer & Tally's kid was hilarious. Although I think the moose bit could've been done better, especially considering that James was playing something on his iPhone while driving. (HOW?!)

GAH, Kathleen mewing.. so .. darned.. cute!! *dies from diabetic shock*

Would having the title as Van Dump 2: Revangeance be pushing a joke too far?

Wait.... WAIT!!!! What was the hat of the week that other better sources of news don't have!?

What hat? what hat? what hat? what hat? what hat?

WAIT! Horse head hat! Whew, I'm ok now.

Among other addictions which are getting out of hand are underwear, shoes, food, water and oxygen.

Funny and sad. RIP you crazy cats. I will pour some water on the curb in your honour... I'm not wasting booze, that's for me.

Jeez, the amount of times you guys have died is making this all feel like a comic.
Is this death canon?
Were you all actually time travelling robots created to function exactly like the originals then replace them for this fatal event?

Is my suddenly inspired idea for a comic about comedians parodying comics the best or worst idea I've ever come up with?

Cam and Kathleen make the best disapproving parents ever. Well, made. It's a shame they didn't live to see another Feed Dump. Also:

Elijah Newton:
Mammoth? Tree? Uppity kid?

Yup. There's an axe for that.

I have nothing to add to your joke, it just needs to be reposted.

Vitagen:
I feel like I'm missing some context on the last bit of the stinger . . .

Remember when he said he had data, and they went after him to "kill, and eat him to gain his power"?
:D They ate him.

Good show today! Perfect ending too. ;D(You know. Apart from all of you being dead....that ain't good.)

xD Matt's got to go kill another moose!

As always Tally was amazing and I know what you can call the next van dump. Van Dump: Revelations.

OK, Tally and Jer are not allowed to have kids solely because they are going to scar the munchkins with their sexcapades.

1. Do we need to send you guys more hats so Van Dumps don't end in mass slaughter?

2. What part of the mammoth do you use as a switch?

3. Don't answer #2.

Geez, at least last year one of them made it out alive (after being kicked off the ride for 3 violations of the Bad Pun rule).

Next week: Feed Dump: Resurrections!

So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

Does Alex just carry a horse mask around with him at all times or has the LRR hat-and-headwear collection become so great as to cause items to pop in to existence spontaneously during filming?

We, the fans of LRR, must hut down and kill this Moose, but film it mockumentary style // It's what the LRR crew would have wanted

Is it weird that Alex and I are wearing the same t-shirt?

I know people would have liked to have seem more of James in the video but he was driving and playing angry birds so they obviously didn't want to interrupt his play time, he did have a very busy weekend

-M

pretzil:
So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

It was a moose, if one of those goes through your van, the van is dead and so too is everyone inside

Callate:
1. Do we need to send you guys more hats so Van Dumps don't end in mass slaughter?

2. What part of the mammoth do you use as a switch?

3. Don't answer #2.

1. No

2. The tail

3. Don't tell Graham what to do!

-M

No hat. Feed dump is ruined.

Don't worry. Matt will bring them back to life using the device.

Ah, this one struck close to home. I grew up in the Shushwap area, and have picked up a copy of the market times. Even the quip about no cell reception made me chuckle (Hooray for steep mountain valleys).

On that note, as a local, to answer James' final question. The chances of seeing a second moose in Canada are extremely high, in fact, it's almost guaranteed that if you live here, and you drive, you have at least one story of either hitting, or coming very close to hitting, some form of monstrously large wildlife.

Jandau:
Also, Sexually Deviant Teacher Tally brightened my day. :)

Edgy Sexually Deviant Teacher Tally, mind you. :)

pretzil:
So, half of them don't wear seatbelts but they all die? Seatbelts:Mythbusted!

if you've ever watched the mythbusters episode about moose/car accidents, you'd know that they're basically built to both crush cars thoroughly, and walk away relatively unharmed

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