A Comic About Breasts

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A Comic About Breasts

That title is accurate and in no way an attempt to garner more hits.

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You planning doing a DoA comic at some point?

Seeing as how THAT series has pretty much evolved int nothing BUT...
Well, butts and tits.

So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

Looks like Necromancy is certainly popular amongst the players of Dragon's Crown.

CHRONIC BACK INJURIES HO!

Apparently they never taught her in necromancer school to 'Put ya tits away love!'

Those breast better have a reflect damage chance.
Or at least high damage reduction.

Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

Tanis:
You planning doing a DoA comic at some point?

Seeing as how THAT series has pretty much evolved int nothing BUT...
Well, butts and tits.

inb4"nothat'slolnublrn2arts"

Translation: I think a lot of people are going to start pointing out that "No, it's LoL that does that!" ...Which is bull, because yeah both of them do it.

Edit: I thought you said 'Defense of the Ancients', not 'Dead or Alive'. Disregard.

Um...I get it, but I didn't really find this funny.

+5 Boobs of Backache

It's a good game, if you can get past the mammary glands.

Poor elf, being the closest thing to a normal looking character other than the sorcerer. At least from what I've seen, as I haven't played the game.

Also, every time I see the fighter I think of this:

Andy Shandy:
Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

an annoyed writer:
So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

TheSYLOH:
Those breast better have a reflect damage chance.
Or at least high damage reduction.

I think boobs generally have the opposite effect.

I guess the elf is not the breast character to play as...

Ragsnstitches:

Andy Shandy:
Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

I know the one

Zachary Amaranth:

an annoyed writer:
So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

I see what you did there

I'm probably going to play dwarf or amazon personally

If I played as sorceress now.....
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Id probably feel a right tit

[Edited Horatio in after the joke]

Ragsnstitches:
There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know the one.

Zachary Amaranth:

an annoyed writer:
So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

BOOM BOOM!

well, you could say that this gaming session..
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..went tits up.

You can always count on Grey ande Cory to keep their comic......

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abreast of current gaming tropes.

*lol, captcha = music machine .... so appropriate*

I actually wanna pick up this game, but I don't have a PS3.

It honestly looks and sounds pretty good, exaggerated character designs aside.

I think we've had our fill of "Everyone but the elf has an extremely exaggerated design" jokes though, haven't we?

ThunderCavalier:
I think we've had our fill of "Everyone but the elf has an extremely exaggerated design" jokes though, haven't we?

I really want to reply with the "You must be new here" meme, but I won't!

We'll get past it, one day. But not today.

OT: So that character really needs to be nerfed into the ground then, so that we don't have EVERYBODY taking her in MP as she'll be useless. Right? That'll be great for the tropes vs. women argument.

I imagine it will be quite hard for Erin to ever forget...

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... the mammaries of this game.

TheDrunkNinja:
I imagine it will be quite hard for Erin to ever forget...

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... the mammaries of this game.

You could even say she had
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The breast time of her life

an annoyed writer:
So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

All our boob-related backpain problems are solved!

You guys need to stop...

Biodeamon:

TheDrunkNinja:
I imagine it will be quite hard for Erin to ever forget...

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... the mammaries of this game.

You could even say she had
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The breast time of her life

You guys are really

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milking these breast jokes

citrusfr00t:
You guys need to stop

Biodeamon:

TheDrunkNinja:
I imagine it will be quite hard for Erin to ever forget...

image

... the mammaries of this game.

You could even say she had
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The breast time of her life

You guys are really

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milking these breast jokes

Why? Do you think these jokes are a complete...

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... bust?

Goddamit Grey you got me again.

leet_x1337:
Translation: I think a lot of people are going to start pointing out that "No, it's LoL that does that!" ...Which is bull, because yeah both of them do it.

Edit: I thought you said 'Defense of the Ancients', not 'Dead or Alive'. Disregard.

Um...I get it, but I didn't really find this funny.

When you thought DoA meant defense of the ancients and you said both blow up females give females balloon like features you weren't by chance comparing Dota and LoL were you? Cause Dota actually does a pretty good job, of not doing exactly that.

When applying to magic school, the first thing they look at is boobs.

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There, now that we have that out of the way, I'm quite looking forward to this game, and I don't really care that it occasionally hits Mammary Factor 9. I have a feeling I'll enjoy the hell out of it despite the Amazon looking like a horse from the waist down as well.

After read Grey's twitter I figured we'd be getting one of these soon. I forgot that the elf was the most proportioned one of all the characters. Is it even a fun game, should I check it out? I hear Odin's Sphere was cool with some neat artwork.

TheDrunkNinja:

citrusfr00t:
You guys need to stop

Biodeamon:

You could even say she had
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The breast time of her life

You guys are really

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milking these breast jokes

Why? Do you think these jokes are a complete...

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... bust?

Alright, that's enough. Looks like I'll have to

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nip this in the bud.

Heh, she Mickey Mouse Ear'd the elf.

Really?

Not one Amazon? ;)

*Looks up*
That's a lot of breast gifs right there.

...

No, I'm not going to make one.

OT: Honestly I didn't like Dragon Crown due to this.
I mean the woman characters have little armor and bit breasts (Minus the elf, which was quite rare) and the men have steroid muscles inspired straight from Gears of War.

Basically, didn't like the game due to character designs.
And no wonder everyone picks the biggest/hottest (In there own opinion) looking character there.

Honestly I prefer that elf character. A gal with small breasts.
Nothing to be ashamed of there. :D

... this topic is really reminding me of Highschool of the Dead's Matrix Boobs scene. =_=

I just walked past someone cycling who had breasts as big as the sorceress and ... Gasp .. Had a top that was so low cut she was practically resting them on the handlebars - quick - call the sexist oppression police and tell her she's doing it wrong. Think of the children. The chiiiiiilllllddddrrreeennnn.

If you guys don't think the elf is sexualized, you don't know Japan.

dfc

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