No Right Answer: Who Would Win Fan Submissions

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Who Would Win Fan Submissions

With the inundation of suggestions, clearly you guys want a spin-off show simply doing Who Would Win debates. Until that day happens, here's a compilation of the best fan submissions.

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Who would win?
Twilight Sparkle
Vs
Commander Shepard

At... DANCING!

Hold on I got more.
Who would win?
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Kristen Stewart

At... A dramatic reading.

Who would win?
Rayman
Vs
Yahtzee

At... Arm wrestling!
(It's funny because their hands aren't connected to anything)

Who would Win?
Humpty Dumpty
Vs
The Three Bears

At... Origami

Who would win?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Vs
Leroy Jenkins

At... American Idol

Who would win?
Jeff Bridges with a blindfold
Vs
Bruce Willis drunk

At... Archery.

Who would win?
Jaime Lannister
Vs
Nathan Drake

At... the 100 meeter hurdles.

Who would win?
Jaime Lannister
Vs
Ryu Hayabusa

Who would win?
Skrillex on cocaine
Vs
Patric Stewart on acid

At... staring contest

At... A sword fight (No funny, I just thought it was interesting)

Who would win?
2 Darth Vaders
Vs
An entire team of Scouts from Team Fortress 2

At... A Deathmatch

Who would win?
Hank Hill
Vs
Kratos

At... Watching cat videos on Youtube without laughing.

I came up with a few more while I was at work
Who would win?
Pee-wee Herman with a shotgun and a 5 hour energy drink
Vs
The Pope with Dual-wielding Glocks with 5 cans of Red Bull

At... surviving in the zombie apocalypse.

Who would win?
Jack Nicholson, Harry Shearer, Ryan Gosling and Will Smith
Vs
Neil Patrick Harris, Siri, Liam Neeson and Seth Rogan

At... being the best Kiss cover band.

Who would win?
Isaac Newton
Vs
Gottfried Leibniz

At... Building a house in Minecraft

Who would win?
Godzilla
Vs
Sam Jackson

At... Poker

Who would win?
Adrian Monk
Vs
Walter White

At... a Rap Battle

Link Vs. Gordon Freeman at ... a debate.

If the next one is Who Would Win Forever, this one should have been called Who Would Win Returns.

Who Would Win:

Jason Voorhees V Undertaker at Crystal Lake Wrestlemania

Gandalf vs. The Balrog.

Who is the better homemaker?

Skeletor vs. Megatron.

Who is the better secretary?

Who would win: Aliens and Zombies in a non violent war.

J.K. Rowling v. Roald Dahl at creating the next Saw / Hostel movie franchise.

Videogames v. Comic Books at creating believable female characters.

Peter Molyneux v. Cliff Bleszinski at creating an awesome boardgame.

Yahtzee v. Mr. Tee at Pitying Fools.

Jimi Hendrix Vs. Stan Lee...
... at Star Trek Catan.

I just... I tried... I really tried.

One off the top of my head:

WWW? Todd McFarlane vs. Seth MacFarlane at Luge

Okay, I have one:

Peter Dinklage vs. Jason "Wee Man" Acuņa in a sack race!

ExtraDebit:
Who would win?

christian god vs muslim god

in creating stupid people

3 things:

1: Same God different interpretations of what he wants.

2: Please stop being offensive towards religion. If atheists really want to prove they are better, then they need to learn to be tolerant towards everyone else as well. Otherwise, you make the same mistakes that *some* religious people make.

3: I'm Christian and I don't begrudge your or anyone else's beliefs because it teaches us in Romans 14:12-13 "So then, each of us will give an account of ourselves to God. Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in the way of a brother or sister". Go in peace and believe what you want to believe.

OT: Zeus vs Thor - who can power the largest city?

Mikeyfell:
Who would win?
Hold on I got more.
Who would win?
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Kristen Stewart

At... A dramatic reading.

Gilbert wins hands down:

You know...in regards to that "Beliebers vs. Bronies in WWIII" one...

We actually DO have Bronies in the military now!

So yeah...Bronies have the upper hand here.

CAPTCHA: you win

Well...it IS my country's Air Force, so technically you are right, Captcha.

Mikeyfell:

Hold on I got more.
Who would win?
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Kristen Stewart

At... A dramatic reading.

That one could be serious if it were Morgan Freeman vs Patrick Stewart

*walks into the thread with a bag of popcorn and sits in wait* Eh I can't really recommend anything but interesting vid I guess

Where can I get a sweet Bayonetta 2 t-shirt?

Chris!

Send me a t-shirt!

James Moriarty vs. The Joker at Babysitting
William Shakespeare vs. The Riddler as Walmart Greeters
Powerpuff Girls vs. Z-Fighters at Preventing Destruction
A basket of kittens vs The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the actual guide) in being saved from the same fire
The Flash vs The Hulk in riding a conveyer belt (like at airports) without moving, start to finish

Warwick Davis Vs Peter Dinklage in an eating competition

Urh:
Gilbert wins hands down:

I'd buy it.

Bronies vs Homestuck fans: Cosplay contest

Whovians vs Trekkies: Cooking contest

Rule 34 or fanfiction: which ruins your childhood faster?

NvrPhazed:

ExtraDebit:
Who would win?

christian god vs muslim god

in creating stupid people

3 things:

1: Same God different interpretations of what he wants.

2: Please stop being offensive towards religion. If atheists really want to prove they are better, then they need to learn to be tolerant towards everyone else as well. Otherwise, you make the same mistakes that *some* religious people make.

3: I'm Christian and I don't begrudge your or anyone else's beliefs because it teaches us in Romans 14:12-13 "So then, each of us will give an account of ourselves to God. Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in the way of a brother or sister". Go in peace and believe what you want to believe.

OT: Zeus vs Thor - who can power the largest city?

Since i have been playing Civ5 recently this is a good match up. Thor would be able to power a large city with electricity but Jesus would increase the happiness by turning water into wine and giving out free food. hmmmm.... tough choice.

Kratos vs Marcus Fenix in a creating a wedding dress contest.

Pop-Eye vs the TF2 Pyro at being a dialogue couch

Ohh how about Mike vs Kyle (yes the same people) in-

A lego building contest!!

I have so many of these.

Plastic Man vs. Reed Richards
Contest: Ice Skating. 100 laps around a regulation hockey rink.

The Red October vs. The Beatles (from the movie Yellow Submarine)
Contest: First To Sink The Other Sub

Aquaman vs. Namor the Sub-Mariner
Contest: Aerial Dogfight

Batman vs. Captain America
Contest: Helping An Old Lady Across The Street. Who can do it quicker and keep the old lady satisfied.

Doink the Clown vs. Bozo The Clown
Contest: Party Clowning. Who can keep kids entertained at a birthday party better?

The Sniper (TF2) vs. Garrus Varkarian
Contest: Longshot Contest. Who can hit the longest shot? Default sniper rifle (Sniper Rifle vs. M-92 Mantis) only.

Martian Manhunter vs. The Hulk
Contest: Tickle Fight

Keith Olbermann vs. Bill O'Reily
Contest: Boxing. 12 Rounds, no knockdown rule.

Ultra-Humanite vs. Dr. Doom
Contest: Checkers. No flying kings.

George Jetson vs. Fred Flintstone
Contest: Arm Wrestling

Popeye the Sailor Man vs. Captain Jack Sparrow
Contest: Fistfight

50 Geth (30 Troopers, 10 Rocket Troopers and 10 Hunters) vs. 50 T-800 Terminators
Contest: Deathmatch.

Count Orlok vs. Edward Cullen
Contest: Scaring Contest.

Sephiroth vs. Hulk Hogan
Contest: Weightlifting.

Steven Hawking vs. Nikolai Tesla
Contest: Discovering A Unified Field Theory.

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw vs Bob "Moviebob" Chipman... At critiquing.

TorchofThanatos:

NvrPhazed:

ExtraDebit:
Who would win?

christian god vs muslim god

in creating stupid people

3 things:

1: Same God different interpretations of what he wants.

2: Please stop being offensive towards religion. If atheists really want to prove they are better, then they need to learn to be tolerant towards everyone else as well. Otherwise, you make the same mistakes that *some* religious people make.

3: I'm Christian and I don't begrudge your or anyone else's beliefs because it teaches us in Romans 14:12-13 "So then, each of us will give an account of ourselves to God. Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in the way of a brother or sister". Go in peace and believe what you want to believe.

OT: Zeus vs Thor - who can power the largest city?

Since i have been playing Civ5 recently this is a good match up. Thor would be able to power a large city with electricity but Jesus would increase the happiness by turning water into wine and giving out free food. hmmmm.... tough choice.

lol I said Zeus vs Thor, but your match up has some validity. How much power can Jesus make through miracles (most of them were pretty small scale, if I remember, except Sermon on the Mount) vs Thor's ability to charge an electric grid.

Kratos vs. Marcus Fenix

In... who can throw the better tea-party.

Iron man vs. Superman.

Who would have the bigger heart attack?

I love how WW3 is just two more mushroom clouds over a normal one.

Also: Hitler V.S. Stalin at extreme house makeover.

Raz vs Batman

LEGO building.

Firefilm:
snip

Just so we're clear, bronies would definitely defeat Beliebers as we already have our own soldiers:

...and our own weapons:

Just throwin' that out there.

OT:

Nicki Minaj vs. Lady Gaga
in a barbecue cook-off

GG Allin vs. Rob Zombie
in writing and directing a children's TV program

Stephen Fry vs. Demitri Martin
in a staring contest.

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