No Right Answer: Who Would Win Fan Submissions

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The Hulk v Kratos at Figure Skating.

EDIT: Oh oh! I've got another one! Link v Gordon Freeman at Public Speaking

Two more.
Malcolm X vs Martin Luther King Jr.: Who would be the better sailor?
Pot Pie vs. Hot Pocket: Which would be better at resolving political tension?

Also, for a few making suggestions out there:

Superman 2 General Zod vs. Man of Steel Zod: Who is more likely to be best buds with Hulk Hogan?

My mind is still blown but here are at least 2.... that are hopefully decent....

Godzilla from Godzilla 1998 vs. Cloverfield Monster from Cloverfield
Dance Dance Revolution

Vegans vs. Furries
Not Obsessing Over Animals

Is there even a question here? Rainbow Dash would kick Justin Bieber's ass.

Kermit the Frog Vs. a weeping angel....in a staring contest.

I've heard worse than the Hawking Keller race.

Hannibal Lecter vs. Jeffrey Dahmer in a cooking contest.

The same place also had Bugs Bunny vs. Neo in a fight to the death.

Anyway my ideas are Groucho Marx vs. Lewis Black in a roast of Bill Clinton.

Also Jack Nicholson vs. Gary Busey making abstract art or possibly Mad Libs.

Quentin Tarantino vs. Walt Disney who would be better as a leader in a group of survivors on a deserted island?

Usain Bolt vs Heather McCartney: Breakdancing.

Lego vs coins: Most likely to be swallowed by a small child.

Seasme Street vs The Muppets: Relay race.

Batman vs Superman: Sitting still contest.

Phillip J. Fry vs. Captain Mal Reynolds

Mexican Cuisine

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Punisher

Marriage Counseling

Brock from Pokemon vs. Gary Busey

Poker

Spock vs. WALL-E

Interior Decorating

Chicken VS Egg

In... Finger-painting competition.

George R. R. Martin vs Robert Kirkman at Gardening

Jon Stewart would totally win at MK. With all the random game references in his show he's gotta know how to use a controller.

who would win forever:

Striker Eureka (fully crewed)

vs.

a team of old people

at...

Bowling! (the lane is five miles, however)

I really liked Chris and Kyle's arguments for the 'Beibers' vs 'Bronies' debate. That was entertaining enough to have it's own episode.

Alright to contribute and submit my own idea since I love this idea of having 'Who Would Win Fan Submissions'.

OT Submission: Clementine (The Walking Dead) and Ellie (The Last of Us)

Who would win at playing The Sims? Just think about that for a moment...

Fantastic episode this week.



Madmartigan (from Willow) vs. Inigo Montoya: getting twitter followers

The Eborsisk (that big monster from Willow) vs. The Rancor: Self-portraiture, or if that's too weird, a tickle fight.

Willow (from Willow) vs. Willow (from Buffy): Safe-Cracking

The Iron Giant vs The Hulk

Underwater scarf knitting

V da Mighty Taco:

GamemasterAnthony:
You know...in regards to that "Beliebers vs. Bronies in WWIII" one...

We actually DO have Bronies in the military now!

So yeah...Bronies have the upper hand here.

CAPTCHA: you win

Well...it IS my country's Air Force, so technically you are right, Captcha.

Eh, it's actually a tougher matchup than one would realize. On one hand, you have a notable number of Bronies in the military who know how to fuck shit up. On the other hand, Bronies have far more non-violent members than Beliebers. Beliebers don't have to worry about any of their members holding back, whereas some Bronies (myself included) would stick to non-violence.

The question would boil down to the military Bronies' immense capabilities needing to offset the number of active Beliebers. Imho, I think the Beliebers would win it with their strength in numbers.

Hmm...good point. In the Vampires vs. Zombies episode of Deadliest Warrior, the zombies DID manage to overwhelm two of the three vampires in the recreate of the simulation despite the vampires' better fighting skills. Plus you make a good point about the nonviolence.

Of course this does raise the question: What if Adventure Time fans get into this mix? That could get messy in more ways than one!

GamemasterAnthony:

V da Mighty Taco:

GamemasterAnthony:
You know...in regards to that "Beliebers vs. Bronies in WWIII" one...

We actually DO have Bronies in the military now!

So yeah...Bronies have the upper hand here.

CAPTCHA: you win

Well...it IS my country's Air Force, so technically you are right, Captcha.

Eh, it's actually a tougher matchup than one would realize. On one hand, you have a notable number of Bronies in the military who know how to fuck shit up. On the other hand, Bronies have far more non-violent members than Beliebers. Beliebers don't have to worry about any of their members holding back, whereas some Bronies (myself included) would stick to non-violence.

The question would boil down to the military Bronies' immense capabilities needing to offset the number of active Beliebers. Imho, I think the Beliebers would win it with their strength in numbers.

Hmm...good point. In the Vampires vs. Zombies episode of Deadliest Warrior, the zombies DID manage to overwhelm two of the three vampires in the recreate of the simulation despite the vampires' better fighting skills. Plus you make a good point about the nonviolence.

Of course this does raise the question: What if Adventure Time fans get into this mix? That could get messy in more ways than one!

Oh, I think the whole thing will become a non-issue once the Metalocalypse fans unite and annihilate everything.

That also poses an interesting question.
Bonies are known to also like other stuff, like Adventure Time and such. How do they feel about Metalocalypse?
If they hate it .... that could create interesting possibilities.

James Bond vs. Sterling Archer in a "who can sleep with the most women" contest.

Lucy and Ethel from I Love Lucy vs. Beavis and Butt-head in a rap battle.

She-Hulk vs. Chun-Li in a modeling walk-off.

Brock Lesnar vs. Brock Samson vs. Brock from Pokemon in a weightlifting competition.

Vickie Guerrero vs. Miss Piggy in a screaming contest. The highest decibel count wins.

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah
in a drinking contest

Okay, my list:

Dolly Parton vs. Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira), hotdog eating contest
(my money's on Dolly here)

Superboy Prime vs. Scrappy Doo, filing their own income taxes

Velma vs. Daria, hopscotch

Finn (Adventure Time) vs. Gandhi (Clone High), yo mamma jokes

(reboot) Lara Croft vs. Clementine (The Walking Dead), playing Scrabble

Freddy VS The Scarecrow (batman villain)

In a scaring contest

Minecraft Steve VS Charmander

In a shoot out

Elijah Newton:
J.K. Rowling v. Roald Dahl at creating the next Saw / Hostel movie franchise.

This is actually difficult. I mean, on the one hand, both have excellent amounts of Fridge Horror in their books. However, I'm relatively certain that Rowling doesn't do it on purpose whereas Dahl most certainly did, not to mention having written actual horror stories.

As for Beiberites vs Bronies, the answer is Bronies. Why? because fighter jets and guns.

http://www.geekosystem.com/my-little-pony-firearms/

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/1ce5ba1c074b

Also, Erin Palette is awesome.

6_Qubed:

Velma vs. Daria, hopscotch

Velma, cause while she's built thick, she's quite fit from all the running around. Whereas the most exercise that Daria gets is walking around town with Jane.

Pikachu Vs. Agumon at playing the accordion. Don't care just do it.

Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Chuck Norris at...

EXTREME IRONING!

Who would win, Achilles or the tortoise, at solving Zeno's paradoxes?

Jesus versus Superman
Double Elimination death match. (I'm horrible)

Dhalai Lama vs the Pope
Pole vaulting

Hitler vs Martin Luther King Jr.
The quiet game

Chuck Norris vs Teddy Roosevelt
Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife

PETA vs the KKK
The quiet game in a slaughterhouse run by black people.

Haley Starshine from OotS vs Thief from 8 bit theatre
The Game of Thrones

Rainbow Dash vs the Flash
Powering an ego cannon

Dr.Doom versus Lex Luthor
Powering an ego cannon

I know this has been done but I want to hear it from you guys

Alex Mercer from Prototype VS Cole MacGrath from Infamous:
Who would win at a bikini contest?

Nathan Drake VS Lara Croft:
Who would solve the Rubix cube fastest?

okay I ran out of ideas who would do what but here's the contest ideas so help me people decide who would do these:

Who's a better twerker?
Who's more stylish?
Who can hold his fart longer?
Who can repaint the mona lisa?
Who can tame a street cat?
Who can win in a cage match with a lion, a bear and a shark?

Not gonna lie, this video is kind of bad and the submissions are as well. All the ones on the forums above and bellow me and all the ones in the video are pretty cringeworthy. The old one with the cards was good because there was actual randomness, a bit of chaos in the mix. You didn't know who would be put up against who doing what and it made for better arguments. This is just people trying to be random in their submissions and it shows. What you should have done is taken the two names and activities from each submission, split them up into separate cards or whatever you would like to use, shuffle them together and then played the game like last time.

EA vs Ubisoft
at screwing up franchises.

Microsoft vs Apple
at just being evil.

The Mythbusters (and Build Team) vs. The Ghostbusters (and their staff)
at the other team's jobs.

Perry the Platypus vs. Secret Squirrel
at solving a Rubik's Cube.

A mime vs. the hotdog cart vendor
at busting criminal scum.

Plaid vs. A Bulls-eye
for worst side-kick outfit.

GamemasterAnthony:
You know...in regards to that "Beliebers vs. Bronies in WWIII" one...

We actually DO have Bronies in the military now!

So yeah...Bronies have the upper hand here.

CAPTCHA: you win

Well...it IS my country's Air Force, so technically you are right, Captcha.

Thanks, I wished to mention this.
Also, these guys. (for the sake of multidisciplinary force)

From Bioshock:

Songbird vs. Subject Delta

Tap dancing.

Bronies vs Beliebers = Nazis vs Russians.

Dear God, that makes way more sense than it should.

Also, here's some suggestions:

1. Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson in a Spelling Bee
2. Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny in a knife fight
3. Nick Cage vs Will Smith in a game of "I Spy"
4. Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Poetry Slam, spoken entirely in Spanish.
5. Hitler vs Caesar in a game of Risk

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