EXP: ScrewAttack's Real Trailers - 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

ScrewAttack's Real Trailers - 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Ain't no peace in the Middle East when Fiddy rolls up, yo! Show those wankstas they took the wrong man's diamond encrusted skull!

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Damn.. a 50 cent game again... woop woop... damn... God is dead.

The sad part is when you realize there's probably people who looked at this trailer and thought "Yeeeaaah boiii, dis mah nigga Fiddy, and he be kickin' ass with his dope crew, yo! Mad props 2 tha G-Unit! Diamond-encrusted skulls and bitches FO' LYFE, YO!"

Then you weep. You weep for humanity and start wishing you'd purchased a gun. Because suicide suddenly seems so awesome.

Then, of course, you realize you don't give a shit. You're a privileged white cracker who can't be bothered to greet his friends with a "Brrrap!" noise or who wears his pants in a depressingly correct fashion.

As for guns? Heh. Good luck getting one; you're in Quebec, you have no permit and you have no hunting experience!

Then the day goes on and Fiddy fades back into the absolute darkest depths of your utter and complete lack of a single fuck given.

M920CAIN:
Damn.. a 50 cent game again... woop woop... damn... God is dead.

Yahtzee reviewed this years ago

 

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