Feed Dump: We Are The Fat

We Are The Fat

The gang takes the Feed Dump to a new and exotic location for a very special episode.

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14 tons of fat? WHAT

Okay, London. Stop flushing your grizzle down the drain all at once.

I still think guitar > skynet.

What?! No credit for Baxter?! Son, I am disappoint!

Yay Baxter's first Feed Dump!

Also seriously London WTF?

Someone needs to make a movie about that blob of fat.

"It came from the sewers, really slow, and stopped many times on the way, because it's fat, very fat!"

Well, I suppose this only came up because it's summer in the northern hemisphere and the media have nothing else to report. I can guarantee you that this is not the first time this has happened.

You know, the world might be better if we just banned political advertising and allowed people to buy extra votes for $1000 a pop or something. The net effect would be the same but the system would be more honest, the government would have an extra revenue channel, and election-season TV would be WAY better.

But can the robot sing Major Tom?

I know from videogames that no matter how large a slime is, it can be easily beaten with a simple sword. 14 tons may be a bit much though, so they should use flamethrowers.

Stop torturing the cat Graham.

And the next words out of Graham's mouth: 'Ow, fuck, okay, I'm letting you go now!'

Graham_LRR:
We Are The Fat

The gang takes the Feed Dump to a new and exotic location for a very special episode.

Watch Video

Why wasn't the cat acknowledged in the credits?

PRETTY KITTY OHMYGOD IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!

Baxter could have been the next Cat in the Hat.

"Want to buy a London candle? Made from entirely local ingredients? It's for a good cause!"

"Uh, definitely no."

In next week's Feed Dump, I expect we shall see Graham's forearm swathed in bandages.

You know, I personally think that if we replaced a whole bunch of politicians in America with kindergarteners we'd be a lot better off as a country. Maybe some of them might be able to understand basic math.

So a large quantity of fat was running amuck in London and this did not remind anyone of Doctor Who?

Ha, finally gotcha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkc4rWTFvlc ,I was sure this was going to happen sooner or later.

Formica Archonis:
You know, the world might be better if we just banned political advertising and allowed people to buy extra votes for $1000 a pop or something. The net effect would be the same but the system would be more honest, the government would have an extra revenue channel, and election-season TV would be WAY better.

Ok, we do your idea, then we still only count the first vote per person but don't tell them. This way, all the rich people will just flush money away on political campaigns but instead of it going to a single person's campaign it all goes to the government and they won't know. Sure, its lying but thats what politicians and rich people do anyway

Also, I'm assuming one thing here, that the first vote is free

Eabus:
So a large quantity of fat was running amuck in London and this did not remind anyone of Doctor Who?

My first thought when he said sewers of London was this is a case for Doctor Who not the Avengers (or at least not the Marvel Avengers). Then when he said what it was, I recognized it as an actual sequel to a Doctor Who episode. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partners_in_Crime_%28Doctor_Who%29

It might just be the sadist in me, but I was hoping to see Kathleen's reaction to the fat blob.

OT: word puzzle; bouncy ball

Alright, Home Dump, just like the later Phailhauses. Time to get lost in Graham's eyes.

I loved Graham's wikipedia voice. I know who they should call if they ever create an audiobook version.

Aardvaarkman:

Graham_LRR:
We Are The Fat

The gang takes the Feed Dump to a new and exotic location for a very special episode.

Watch Video

Why wasn't the cat acknowledged in the credits?

Indeed, he should talk to his agent. An up-and-coming newscat needs all the exposure he can get when trying to get his career off the ground. A missed credit could make or break his chances at mainstream media.

kailus13:
But can the robot sing Major Tom?

No, but it's got "Daisy Bell" down pretty good.

Is it me or does the cat looks like it's thinking "GET ME AWAY FROM THAT HAT!"

What, no crediting the cat for appearing in the show?

I've seen pics of this Fat blob in London // It looks like a cocoon for some creature from beyond the stairs!

-M

I think I know which robot was brought onto the ISS.

Meet Kirobo!

WARNING: The cuteness is strong with this one...

Was half expecting Kathleen coming in from the side, to punch Graham for being mean to the cat. :)

anyone wondering how 15! tons of fat in a sewer looks like:
image
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7888737/Fat-cleared-from-London-sewers-will-fill-nine-double-decker-buses.html

so no more deep fried snickers for you....

unacomn:
Someone needs to make a movie about that blob of fat.

"It came from the sewers, really slow, and stopped many times on the way, because it's fat, very fat!"

but we already have the blob and Golgothan.

The cat does not appear to like the hat, or the camera.

In fact, I would say that the cat is your greatest critic.

Wet Nurses: the organic movement finally brings us full circle

Hooray for the "ART" overlaid on the other words on that slide at the opening. Now, if only it said "NEWS"...

 

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