Feed Dump: Romanian Shampoo Wing Wong

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Romanian Shampoo Wing Wong

Keep your hair clean and fresh with these tips from future Romanian Princess Kathleen!

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Yes, I am also fond of having a bit of dump, in my coffee cup. >_<

Graham. Eww.

Eww, Graham.

Eww.

Edit: I found this wiener, I believe it to be about 1,3 Kathleen:

I made a poop joke and a penis joke within the same post.. I feel awful! It is like my brain is slowly being digested.. And therefore my jokes are bad.

How many Kathleens were those cocks that were fighting? ;)

Kathleen for Romanian Princess! Vote for Kathleen! Uh... if there's a vote for this kinda thing? That's how monarchy works, right? :)

[The following post has been edited down to remove content inappropriate to minors].

The angler hat, it is orange. Does the tip glow?

If memory serves, shampoo does have some properties that make it useful for explosives... My memory could be totally wrong though.

I think the internet needs more Fish Dump, ,make it happen Graham.

Hang on, didn't they use Shampoo to fight those creatures in Evolution? Perhaps there's an attack somewhere that we aren't being told about!

ritchards:
Hang on, didn't they use Shampoo to fight those creatures in Evolution? Perhaps there's an attack somewhere that we aren't being told about!

That was specifically anti-dandruff shampoo, though. Not sure what kind was stolen.

Kathleen is part Roumanian?! Well, that kinda makes sense in retrospect. Welcome to our totally not glorious and kinda embarrassing heritage!

Is the Kathleen a static unit of measurement, or does it change?

KarmaTheAlligator:

ritchards:
Hang on, didn't they use Shampoo to fight those creatures in Evolution? Perhaps there's an attack somewhere that we aren't being told about!

That was specifically anti-dandruff shampoo, though. Not sure what kind was stolen.

Not to mention they raided an area where aliens had already attacked. I think that would probably be the lead on this one. "shampoo stolen" isn't quite as big a deal as "Arsenic-based lifeforms attack David Duchovny in cheeky Ghostbusters-like fashion."

Zachary Amaranth:
Is the Kathleen a static unit of measurement, or does it change?

I imagine it would change according to the girls preference. Otherwise some really freaky girls would have to advertise for 4.5 kathleens.

Oh Cam, you promise so much then don't deliver.

I am honestly surpised they didn't make a kathleen mesurement joke about the cockfighting ring, although I suppose Kathleen's princess bid needed to take precedence.

I'd look up what nefarious uses there are for shampoo, but I don't particulalry want google to have a record of me searching "shampoo explosives".

I don't think the sitting on thrones part is still a thing in Romania.

The chubby checker story happened like 2 years ago...
It was on TV and stuff.

Princess? Pfft.

Kathleen should be the Queen. =w= b

Is that a hat or a stuffed animal? Also, :D great stinger!

kailus13:

I imagine it would change according to the girls preference. Otherwise some really freaky girls would have to advertise for 4.5 kathleens.

Well, it's already based on Kathleen's preference. I'm just wondering if it's a snapshot in time, or if we have to adjust, like for currency inflation.

...Bad choice of words, I know. I just can't think of another example.

I'd look up what nefarious uses there are for shampoo, but I don't particulalry want google to have a record of me searching "shampoo explosives".

I write (unpublished as of yet) a series involving someone who uses "questionable" techniques. I'm always worried I'm going to find some of my research, possibly in conjunction with non-research stuff that would normally be harmless, gets cops or Feds knocking at my door....

I'll skip the shampoo research as such.

Crazy Zaul:
The chubby checker story happened like 2 years ago...
It was on TV and stuff.

Well, yes and no. The original story is pretty old, but the ruling that he could sue is only a few days old--well within the normal schedule of events for a Feed Dump ep.

Actually, Kathleen should have done the voice of the angler.
All angler fish are female. The males are actually incredibly small, and have merged with the female by biting into them and slowly being absorbed into the body of the female until they are nothing more then a sperm producing fin-like object sticking out of the underside of the female.

And so the death of the Sam Rami was caused when the filming method wandered too close to an articulate angler fish.

Kathleen, as a British person it is of course beholden upon me (as a citizen of the most powerful Monarchy still extant) to arbitrate in all matters Monarchical... ..it's a word now.

To that end I hereby declare you Princess Regent of Romania, Grand Dame of the Order of the Bock-a-da-bock, Knight of Oberth's Wings and Protector of the Fountain Pens.

Please accept the keys to your official Royal car, presented to you today by the illustrious James May: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy8Qb275Ds

Please all rise for the Romanian national Anthem: http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=File%3ADesteapta-te%2C_romane!.ogg

Please note that the measurement "A Kathleen" has been standardised in compliance with EU regulations. It is now officially measured at 0.87 Bananas, or 0.56 of a hat.

[And on a side note.]

Dear Captcha,
I don't gamble, how the hell am I supposed to know which betting company dose a specific deal off the top of my head?

Now that I think about it, Kathleen does look a lot like Dracula. Makes so much sense!

I wonder if "Deep Sea Fangly Fish" is an intentional Homestar Runner reference.

Nobody important gives a shit about the Romanian royal family, Kathleen, sorry to break it to you!

How many Kathleens would a 7lb, 16 inch long wiener be? Because I've totally got one for you:

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Kathleen's inbox.

I do not know who attempted to create a cute looking angler fish plushy but props for the attempt... it was surprisingly likable.

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tugByqt8A is no way for royalty to behave.

Imp Emissary:
Princess? Pfft.

Kathleen should be the Queen. =w= b

Is that a hat or a stuffed animal? Also, :D great stinger!

Why not both?

Twenty Ninjas:
I don't think the sitting on thrones part is still a thing in Romania.

It hasn't been a thing here since 1947.

It was quite unexpected, but I challenge Kathleen to say something in romanian! Curious to know if she knows the language.

Kathleen's half-Kiwi?

No wonder she's so awesome, and should be used as the international standard unit for wang measurement.

Hitchmeister:

Imp Emissary:
Princess? Pfft.

Kathleen should be the Queen. =w= b

Is that a hat or a stuffed animal? Also, :D great stinger!

Why not both?

Ummm......Can you even do that?

:/Hmm......

Graham_LRR:

Keep your hair clean and fresh with these tips from future Romanian Princess Kathleen!

That last bit at the end gave me an idea for a flash based game about an angler fish in Eco the Dolphin style.

Man, for some reason that stinger just cracked me up :D

Well hey, she's got my vote.

As my Romanian friends would always complain, it's always bad news when Romania is in the news. It's never, ever for something good.

And from my experience reading news stories (often paying extra attention when Romania is mentioned) they're pretty much right.

Someone needs to reign Kathleen in during the show, because we got approximately one minute of Graham and Cameron versus her hogging the show the whole time. It's getting annoying.

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