Unskippable: God of War: Ascension

God of War: Ascension

Kratos once again finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation.

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So I didn't know Kratos was into creepy bug ladies. I guess he'd get along great with Kerrigan. ...or maybe not.

Those are some pretty shoddy chains if they can be broken by punching the chainee. You'd imagine people whose whole existence is "capture anyone who breaks an oath, including gods and monsters, and torture them for eternity" would have a better restraint system.

That was a pretty decent Bane. Good job.

God, who was the voice of the Fury? I know that voice.

EDIT: It was Nika Futterman.

Kratos vs Big Bang? Well that would be an unfair fight! Big Bang is also a name of an South Korean boy band.

Scarim Coral:
Kratos vs Big Bang? Well that would be an unfair fight! Big Bang is also a name of an South Korean boy band.

By Greek mythology standards, the Big Bang was a "cosmic egg" lay down by a hermaphroditic snake. So it would really be just Kratos fighting a giant egg.

Johnny Novgorod:

Scarim Coral:
Kratos vs Big Bang? Well that would be an unfair fight! Big Bang is also a name of an South Korean boy band.

By Greek mythology standards, the Big Bang was a "cosmic egg" lay down by a hermaphroditic snake. So it would really be just Kratos fighting a giant egg.

OR...it could involve him fighting the snake that laid the giant egg!

Kratos vs the Big Bang? Where is your god now Science?

Don Reba:
That was a pretty decent Bane. Good job.

Agreed. I laughed my ass off at the Bane voice and Bane comment! Although, when does this game take place relative to the others? Before I? After III? I'd like to know who Kratos pissed off this time to wind up in chains (again).

The narration is pretty generic, but I like the art style of the prologue. (Which gives this game something in common with Atelier Meruru, scarily enough.)

Edit:

Darth_Payn:
Although, when does this game take place relative to the others? Before I? After III?

Before I, according to Wikipedia.

I keep thinking of Kratos beating the crap out of the Big Bang, then when he's almost killed it he looks for something to impale it on and there is nothing because the Big Bang is all matter in the universe, so Kratos is like :C

Little known fact but the Big Bang was actually a sex mini-game.

Graham. Paul. I am slightly disappoint.
You both missed the opportunity to point out how much deodorant companies would make off that arms-on-arms dude!

"Can't escape. Guess I'll stare at my junk. It's the only thing that gives me comfort."
I think I laughed more at that line than I should've.... Was it wrong to do that?

Oh, and Kratos fighting the Big Bang? Well... We COULD go further back and have Kratos fight Galan before he was Galactus... right?

"I heard Washington had like... 30 God damn arms."

Wow I never actually thought anyone would reference that old video.

orangeapples:
Kratos vs the Big Bang? Where is your god now Science?

Desperately hoping Kratos doesn't press X in time.

Personally, I'd rather see Kratos vs The Big Bang Theory.

Graham_LRR:
God of War: Ascension

Kratos once again finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation.

Watch Video

not to correct you ... but pretty sure if the thing Kratos is killing takes a day hike to get to it's knee, he's less scared and more irate, well MORE irate then normal

 

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