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The Bender

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It's that pink collared shirt. That's the source of his evil. She's just a victim of circumstances.

Is...

Is that...

Is that Stephen the Lesbian?

Dat pose...

He's certainly the creepiest Chiropractor ever.

I'll say! Everyone knows your spine is MENT to be curved, not straight.

I think this qualifies as a rimshot joke.
That distinct *ba-dum-tss* sound plays in my head after I read it. :P

Daystar Clarion:
Is...

Is that...

Is that Stephen the Lesbian?

"When I grow up I wanna be a chiropractor just like you."

Wait, that actually doesn't sound too bad actually...

Is that a reference to Riddick or have Cory or Grey had an embarrassing time recently? You're supposed to keep your clothes on at the chiro, guys..

DVS BSTrD:
I'll say! Everyone knows your spine is MENT to be curved, not straight.

Lies. Don't be fooled by their propaganda. Curved spines are clearly a life style choice that is menace on society. Just look at slouching epidemic that has arisen since we stopped forcing these degenerates to sit in stiff upright chairs :P

Daystar Clarion:
Is...

Is that...

Is that Stephen the Lesbian?

Dat pose...

I am glad great minds think alike (and so do idiots).

Boris Goodenough:

Daystar Clarion:
Is...

Is that...

Is that Stephen the Lesbian?

Dat pose...

I am glad great minds think alike (and so do idiots).

I'd like to think we're the former.

Of the genius variety.

Was this related to the Riddick thing? I don't know man, generally not a fan of arrogant people. But the idea that someone can undo something like that with just their ability to fuck... nah.

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I'm sorry I just couldn't resist.

The best kind of fictional sexual harassment (which isn't saying much in terms of behavior in general), is the kind coated in a pun so glaring that it made me laugh for a moment.

Short, sweet, and hilarious.

So... did he make her straight?

Digging the new hair on Erin.
Chiropractors have changed, man. Back in my day...

Daystar Clarion:
Is...

Is that...

Is that Stephen the Lesbian?

Dat pose...

Dammit you! ...Beat me to it, that's the first thing I thought about that dude and his pose. >:O

The Artificially Prolonged:

DVS BSTrD:
I'll say! Everyone knows your spine is MENT to be curved, not straight.

Lies. Don't be fooled by their propaganda. Curved spines are clearly a life style choice that is menace on society. Just look at slouching epidemic that has arisen since we stopped forcing these degenerates to sit in stiff upright chairs :P

So what if it's a choice? People should be able to choose a spine that makes them happy!

Zachary Amaranth:

The Artificially Prolonged:

DVS BSTrD:
I'll say! Everyone knows your spine is MENT to be curved, not straight.

Lies. Don't be fooled by their propaganda. Curved spines are clearly a life style choice that is menace on society. Just look at slouching epidemic that has arisen since we stopped forcing these degenerates to sit in stiff upright chairs :P

So what if it's a choice? People should be able to choose a spine that makes them happy!

Alright fine. Just don't complain went they are having constant limbo parades outside your home :P

The Artificially Prolonged:

Alright fine. Just don't complain went they are having constant limbo parades outside your home :P

Given the condition of my back, I'll join them!

(seriously, my back is crap)

WhiteFangofWar:
Digging the new hair on Erin.

Um...while I can't guarantee it, I'm pretty sure that's not Erin...unless she's suddenly got different hair, a different eye color, a different face, and different friends.

I must say you draw your characters to be ether cute, interesting, or well modeled. That girl is well modeled.

But apart from that, lol that ending. Still wondering... did he achieve making her straight? :I

BartyMae:

WhiteFangofWar:
Digging the new hair on Erin.

Um...while I can't guarantee it, I'm pretty sure that's not Erin...unless she's suddenly got different hair, a different eye color, a different face, and different friends.

That must mean...

ERIN'S A TIME LORD!

That actually explains a lot, including why she doesn't seem to mesh well with human society. Previously, I just assumed it was because she was a critic.

To be fair, all chiros are terrible. People, don't use spine wizards. Even those that mean well are some of the worst humans alive. There's no such thing as subluxations. And in the "what's the worst that could happen?" stakes, unlike utterly hopeless shit like homeopathy, chiro can cause strokes. So there's that. Stay away. Don't give people with fake medical qualifications money. Stick to science

Teoes:
Is that a reference to Riddick or have Cory or Grey had an embarrassing time recently? You're supposed to keep your clothes on at the chiro, guys..

Considering the "fucked straight" thing that Bob mentioned about Riddick is a flat out lie on his part, I think it may just be a silly joke this week with their seemingly standard sexism theme.

Double A:
It's that pink collared shirt. That's the source of his evil. She's just a victim of circumstances.

I just had to look again and GOOD GOD THE COLLAR IS UP! WE HAVE A DOUCHEBAG ALERT!

It's not his fault, Amon got to him.

Could you imagine if the genders where reversed and the it was two m.............

Sorry Grey I saw your tweet about that popping up in every comic's comments and couldn't resist.

Darth_Payn:

Double A:
It's that pink collared shirt. That's the source of his evil. She's just a victim of circumstances.

I just had to look again and GOOD GOD THE COLLAR IS UP! WE HAVE A DOUCHEBAG ALERT!

http://www.cracked.com/video_18585_inside-head-female-being-hit-by-douche.html

Ukomba:
It's not his fault, Amon got to him.

My God. Someone, get the Avatar. Stat! She's our only hope to restore this man's abilities.

Was anyone else assuming he was a chiropractor or at least some kind of doctor from the first panel?

I've got to ask if this joke is directed at Riddick movie with the whole (as Movie Bob put it) "I'm going to fuck you straight" part about the only female protagonist? That's what vibe I'm getting from this comic, which...I wholeheartedly agree that it's totally bullshit attitude. People really, really need to get over their trying to push their moral and/or sexual values onto other people. It's down right rude, let alone being egotistical nonsense.

Gay or straight, people are people are human beings. Stop treating them like the fucking plague!

Curved Spines verses Straight spines?

Why not take a third option to the ones implied?

If slouching means your spine bends forward, and sitting up straight takes too much energy, then why not splay yourself over your keyboard so that your spine bends backwards as your belly hangs bellow you and you can rest your head up on your elbows? The only problem I see with this is that your ass pokes out like you're presenting, and you look like you're flirting with your webcam. And it you're doing it over a school desk, you almost look like you're paying attention.

...

I really wish I had the guts to try and interpret this in Sexuality terms, but this sounds screwed up enough without trying to butcher it to make it a Metaphor.

Well, my powers of deduction and/or basic observation have totally failed me....

I had no idea that was supposed to be Erin Trout until I read the comments... (I actually really like the character design, regardless of who it actually is!)

And for some reason I thought you guys had done a self inserted gender swop and that somehow Grey had a catastrophic day at a chiropractor.

I'll keep my insane brain on a tighter leash in future.

As always lads, fantastic work!

ZexionSephiroth:
Curved Spines verses Straight spines?

Straight spine? Curved spine? All that matters is that you choose a side: after all, you wouldn't want to be called spineless.

Desert Punk:

Teoes:
Is that a reference to Riddick or have Cory or Grey had an embarrassing time recently? You're supposed to keep your clothes on at the chiro, guys..

Considering the "fucked straight" thing that Bob mentioned about Riddick is a flat out lie on his part, I think it may just be a silly joke this week with their seemingly standard sexism theme.

I haven't seen the movie - what was the lie? She's not a lesbian or something?

OT: Was that supposed to be Erin? I'm confused.

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