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Copy Clerk Posts: 111 Joined: 3 Jul 2008 | |
Paperboy Posts: 49 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 | I would've given the 15YOLS (a.k.a. Disappointment of the Year) Award to Spore instead. And I wasn't one of those who was being hyped up through the years by various presentations and what-not. I was solely hyped up by the Creature Creator and that it was Maxis on the label. I really should've heeded the warning that EA was also on the label too. But even by that standard, the game really did disappoint. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2231 Joined: 5 Jan 2009 | This man is my idol, his visual puns and comic delivery are perfect. I think what i just said is how cults are formed : ) (Yahtzee quote from the L4D review haha) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 |
Yeah I never thought of that lol. Ok, I get it all now. Thanks guys! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | Oh.. And Mirrors Edge isnt from EA, itīs from DICE. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | OH so that is why there isent a gears of war yet. I was wondering if he couldnt find something to bitch about with it. Hehehe I have been waiting for that one for so long. Also sorta curious if he us gunna do the newish banjoo kazooie game. Good ep. for what it was wish it was a review but hey everone need time for the holidays. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 536 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | My one loaded about 2 minutes then gave up. My Internets working fine but I then tried to refresh it and it never got past the click to play screen. Any ideas what the problem is? edit: nevermind apparently restarting my comp fixed the problem |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 12 May 2008 | On the topic of Mirror's Edge and in fact all EA games, long has it been since I bought a game without checking for EA logos. If I see one I just avoid the game like it had 'For ages three and up' written down the side, because you are pretty much always guaranteed dissatisfaction as everything is dumbed down for the simpler, emptier audience EA proffers to. P.S.
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Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 |
Sure he does. He faps to the praise and ejaculates at the disagreements. |
Paperboy Posts: 43 Joined: 17 Sep 2008 | Wow. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | I love it how youre saying GTA4 is a bad game. I myself didnt catch that fully untill I played Saints Row 2. I was playing GTA4 as any earlier GTA game and thought to myself that I was grown too old for that GTA kind of humor, I wasnt laughing when I drove over people, the radio stations werent that funny, and I didnt find much joy in becoming a crime boss.. then I played Saints Row 2 and it hit me like a ton of bricks.. GTA4 sucks as a GTA4 game, Saints Row 2 became the game I was expecting GTA4 to be. I love your brutal honesty Mr. Yahtzee, and would love to see what other game sites would say about GTA4 if they would take a second knock at it. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 890 Joined: 29 Nov 2008 | Great stuff. I was surprised at the game of the year choice, but Saints Row 2 was quite fun. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 |
When you go to the official DICE homepage it says in the upper left corner: An EA company... now whoīs the poor little twat? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1245 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
PWNED |
On the Record Posts: 5164 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 |
to cite gaming websites on here is blasphemy, just to let you know you are probably asking for it. I'm just going to say that basically he liked one game last year? is he serious? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1939 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | Glad someone's giving credit to Saints Row 2. |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 13 Oct 2008 | again nostalgia, but with actual rankings i'm not surprised about the outcmes of this but never the less its good to see what games deserve |
Muckraker Posts: 340 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | I'm waiting for LBP. I'm suprprised he didn't put that on there as one of his "games to get". |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | That feeling you got at the end of Prince of Persia was exactly what you were supposed to feel. I loved it, and I loved both the characters. Cannot wait for the next entry. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 493 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | Well, I never thought I'll ever say this at a ZP video, but... ...this was a total waste of time. Durr. First a clipshow, a lackluster PoP review, and now this? Jahtzee, at least make it look like you are trying, man. I really hope the rest of the 2009 videos will be at least as enjoyable as the others were in 2008 and 2007. A long vacation perhaps? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 78 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 | I don't know about this one. Even if you disagree with Yahtzee's review, he still brings up some good points about game design and points out the flaws in the games. And its exhilirating to play a sh*t game like mirror's edge then listen to Yahtzee tear it up. But really, it just seemed as if he was just trying to stir up some controversy for his mailbox with this one, by purposely choosing games which were rated atleast 9 or over. You would expect to see actual bad games in his awards, but it just seemed like Yahtzee chose games people actually liked to look funny.....not including sonic. (then again, Mirror's edge reportedly got a 9/10 prerelease, and oh what a load of crap that was....) As for L4D being a horror game. Well in the end its just zombies, the important thing is the action shooting, the zombie thing was just a context for the game designers, so the main theme of that game was really team play. |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | Okay, seriously, you people want to know what Yahtzee hasn't reviewed Call of Duty 5? I'll tell you why. It's exactly the same as Call of Duty 4. That's why. Treyarch were too scared to try something new with the series because they knew fans would bitch (and fans bitched anyway), so nothing has changed. At all. At any rate, I don't mind Yahtzee doing things like this. You really expect one man to give you one review each and every week? For free? Wow, seriously. X-Play only does two or three reviews a week, and they have a full staff working for them. You get a half a dozen or a dozen reviews from gaming magazines a month, and THEY have a full staff working for THEM, too. So quit bitching and enjoy the fun. Plus, I love the theme music. Now! As for the video itself. It wasn't really laugh worthy, but I chuckled a few times and grinned all the way through it. The only game I can really comment on is Saints Row 2, which is just as fun and entertaining as Yahtzee says it is. Anyone who hasn't played it definitely should. Looking forward to next week, Yahtzee. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | *cough* *cough* you havn't reveiwed Little big planet yet. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2663 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Well Yahtzee captured what I thought about 2008 in gaming. Well done. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 116 Joined: 18 Dec 2008 | Meh. 2008 was shit as far as creativity in gaming goes. (Although, I am enjoying the crap out of Fallout 3) What can be said? The gaming industry has turned into the snot nosed, bastard child of the movie industry and is now cranking out crap meant for a 'broader' audience. Here's hoping 2009 is at least marginally better! |
Beat Writer Posts: 135 Joined: 1 Jan 2009 |
I do kind of agree with that, especially after promising to review some of the one's he missed for this year (i.e. Gears of War 2, which i'm surprised he didn't review despite how much he appears to hate the series). None-the-less, I greatly enjoyed this review. Especially his parting shot with Tomb Raider. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1521 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 |
I don't know about that. If you only look at the pool of AAA titles, sure, but there were also a lot of games like Megaman 9, World of Goo, Braid and Trials 2 released that are were pretty much aimed squarely at the long time gamers. They just weren't the big budget games with huge advertisement budget. I admit I actually had more fun with smaller budget titles (the ones listed above) than I did with games like GTAIV, but that's really just me. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | I prefer Gta4, i enjoy Saints row 2 alot, Yahtzees only reviews i really trust. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 861 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Fun, but I was rather hoping to see Yahtzee take on LPB. Especially as it is one of those games that is getting mountains of praise and adulation. Admittedly, it DESERVES all the praise and adulation, but that never stopped him reviewing Call of Duty 4. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 88 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 |
Hey heyyyy we shouldn't desire the demise of one of the most prominent game publishers that has published plenty of great games. With out EA the gaming industry would just be Activision/Blizzard and a bunch of garage made unpolished game studios. Some great EA games I can think of (that yahtzee should review): Crysis: Warhead, Mass Effect, Red Alert 3, Fifa 09. |
Paperboy Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Dec 2008 | A few points on this episode, some mentioned already: 1) Disappointment for it not being an actual review, still quite enjoyable I guess Shouldnt all request for Yahtzee to go back to using appropriate tunes depending on the game he reviews/topic? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1515 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | I really disagree with Yahtzee on Mirrors Edge. Of course it has some quite major flaws in the level design, and controls but I don't think it was of poor quality. It was a refreshing title that managed FPS platforming amazingly well and had some great set pieces. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1515 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 |
I take Yahtzee's reviews with a barrel full of salt. They're generally too sort and don't cover many of the aspects of the game for me to take them seriously. I enjoy him ripping on games but I'm often not in agreement with him over the criticisms. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2768 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 |
Same here. I have strong objections to some of the level design*, and the story was on the trite side, but Mirror's Edge was a lot of fun even in the frustrating bits and it captured the same feeling of motion that Crackdown did. Heck, the game even encourages speed runs making it that little bit more replayable... I respect Yahtzee as an entertainer, but he's looking at games in a completely different manner than I do and if I went by his reviews I'd have missed a LOT of games that I enjoyed greatly. -- Steve *Much the same objections as I had with Psychonaut's "Meat Circus" level, come to think of it, and I enjoyed both. Whereas Ben only liked one... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 |
If you take a look on online forums you`ll see that alot of people think the scores of GTA4 are bought. Me personally couldnt agree more, I think alot of sites didnt play it thouruly enought to rate it. GTA4 is a beautifull game, but when you consider how they guttet the GTA franchise compared to the GTA3 series in gameplay elements no one can seriously give it a close to perfect score, this is a sequel. Even Yahtzee admits it in this review, he kinda liked the game when it was released. Its a beautiful and cinematic game, but they took away most of the fun parts about it. I would understand if they cut down a little to give room for the improved graphics and more lively city streets, but they compleatly guttet it. Saints Row 2 became what GTA4 was supposed to be for me, short and simple:_FUN_! Not as big as GTA:SA but just as fun! What Im missing, but Im forgiving Saints Row 2 for at the moment is bigger and more varied landscape like in GTA:SA. Everything Saints Row 2 gets beaten down for are just the same things the entire GTA3 series got beaten down for: Bad graphics, sloppy camera, bad driving physics and so on. As with the GTA3 series, if this was forgiven you got an amazingly entertaining sandbox game! I disagree with some of Yahtzee`s reviews, but it all boils down to personal preference. I understand his (and tons of other peoples) dislike of MGS4, even though I personally hold it as one of my own last years GOTY candidates. |
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Unfortunately Left 4 Dead is lacking the main features to make it a horror game. Horror.