Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Cabin Fever

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Cabin Fever

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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Oh Jim, I so look forward to my laugh in the morning. Thank you.

And very well done again, Yahtzee.

This was all my fault. All my goddamn fault.

Next time it won't be!

Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

Thanks Jim, nevermore. That mental image is something I'll carry to my grave.

Goliath100:
Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

What's a koopa troopa's favorite instrument? The Zax-aphone.
(cookie if your get the reference)

Jimothy Sterling:

Goliath100:
Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

Still I think you should take your little poet out of Bobby eventually.

Thunderous Cacophony:
Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

Isn't that a given when they have so many holes that go to that far, and don't just lead into the planets core?

I know I only have myself to blame Jim. But you still should know that you have a gift for disturbing me.

Great entry. I really enjoyed the goomba perspective (or turtle, or whatever).

Jim... haha, creepy as usual. Love it as always.

I'm glad we have such different styles with you two. Something to appeal to everyone. Neither necessarily better than the other. Both insanely creative.

Jimothy Sterling:

Goliath100:
Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

What, are you gonna explore the sexuality of more Nintendo...char..act...ers.

OMG, keep Jimmy away from Fire Emblem: Awakening. We do not want him to find out about Tharja and her madness possibly stemming from her denying her own sexuality (possibly). The evil resulting from that would be greater than EA's + Activision's x Skeletor's.

Jesus I'm pissing myself laughing :D

Great job, both of you, this show is just getting better and better!

Yahtzee's was pretty damn funny.
Jim's... I for some reason wasn't expecting the last bit - even though I should have known better.
The very last bit made laugh though.

Well Jim, you have a point.
As Yahtzee said,

Then again, <.< You did write the thing....

That was a nice change in format, Yahtzee.

And Jim... well, you did a thing.

Jimothy Sterling:

Goliath100:
Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

Heh. Nice Pinhead homage.

If Jim where a Cenobite... I doubt much would change actually.

No bestiality until the last verse?

I applaud you on your restraint Jim.

God dammit, Jim... You have a point. -_- I do watch your half in the vain hope that you will get over your sexual debauchery. I guess I'm asking for too much from one man... with an odd collection of sex toys that would make Larry Flint blush.

Perhaps we both need to take a break. Perhaps its time to step outside for a bit, leave our computers behind, embrace the sun's warm glow, and try interacting with actual human... OH, LOOK! A BIG PICTURE EPISODE I HAVE YET TO WATCH!!

Thunderous Cacophony:
Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

You're assuming
a) that a koopa is infact falling as fast as a human (they probably fall less)
b) that the koopa was falling for six full days - while he obviously didn't have the full first and last. So cutting it down to around 120 to 130 hours instead of 144 makes more sense.

Also, may I remind you that in the Mushroom Kingdom, overweight plumbers are albe to jump several meters in the air?

I regret nothing, Jim.

Yahtzee's was pretty good, just a shame that that girl still had such high standards even as she plummeted to her death.

Thoroughly entertaining as usual. Can't wait for the next one.

Jimothy Sterling:

Goliath100:
Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

You heard it here first! Next poem will be about Pinhead!

Age Gate, Age Gate, AGE GATE! Lol, Jim's right though, we do have ourselves to blame, but it's been a great ride watching his descent into madness.

So Jim, if I may ask, what do you have next? You've done Donkey Kong, Mario, Zelda, Pokemon...
Planning on moving on to Metroid, Star Fox (although you have already done furry porn in your latest Jimquisition), or F-Zero? I am genuinely curious, as you seem to have had a thing for Nintendo in some of your poems.

Regardless, both parts were great, cannot (and will not) decide who won, though

I tune in for both gentleman every week, as they're always able to make me laugh. Neither disappointed this week.

tangoprime:
but it's been a great ride watching his descent into madness.

Oh, I think he's still reasonably sane. He still hasn't gotten to squirting manlove over Gordon Freeman's beard and licking it off, or french kissing a Left 4 Dead boomer or getting it on with TF2's pyro.

JenSeven:

tangoprime:
but it's been a great ride watching his descent into madness.

Oh, I think he's still reasonably sane. He still hasn't gotten to squirting manlove over Gordon Freeman's beard and licking it off, or french kissing a Left 4 dead boomer.

Is that the point when he has GONE insane, or the point where he STARTS to go insane? Either way, I'm not entirely certain if I want to see that or not.

Ok, so maybe next week put Jim first and see what happens

-M

Well Jim, it seems you made the day for many yiffing enthusiasts with this one.

Aww, I always enjoy both. You guys should add moviebob once and see how it goes.
Chin up Jim.

Not much I can say that hasn't already been said about Yahtzee's bit. It's Jim's bit that put me off - I'm surprised this one doesn't come with an age warning. Let's have a little less eroticism in your poetry, Jimmy, because you're not very good at it (that goes double for when you discuss gender issues).

Cīmon! Jim, do not let some people make you sad, your part in this Rhymedowns is good, and funny to hear.

I honestly think you should swap turns every once in a while, you know? You start one week, and Ben the other, and so on.

jinroom:
Cīmon! Jim, do not let some people make you sad, your part in this Rhymedowns is good, and funny to hear.

I honestly think you should swap turns every once in a while, you know? You start one week, and Ben the other, and so on.

Yeah I agree. Next time Jim, you take on a serious allegory rhyme and let Yahtzee wank off the big monkey.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana, BUT NOT THIS TIME.

I'm only here for you, Jim. Can't stop laughing, your poems get more and more glorious all the time.

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