Unserious Business

Unserious Business

Conference in the clowns.

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That's messed up and dark this week. More so than usual.

The first thing in my mind was this:

Praise be to Chris Morris.

Teoes:
That's messed up and dark this week. More so than usual.

Those presentation projectors usually require it to be darker than usual.

Nick Lerman:
Those presentation projectors usually require it to be darker than usual.

I was going to say that the caption under the picture this week was my favourite part...

But this comment is instead! Thank you!

I see a lot of deadlights. Luckily the beamer isn't one of 'em.

Dammit! Slappy totally stole my work and presented it as his own! He came in here asking me to assemble the bi-annual rainbow wig sales color distribution. We'll see who's laughing when he gets a whiff of the anthrax in his whoopie cushion. Friggin' clown!

Off topic: The IT department has done a hell of a good job with the ceiling mounted projector keystoning. The final projection looks perfectly porportional. No clowns participated in that setup.

Clankenbeard:
The final projection looks perfectly porportional. No clowns participated in that setup.

I am glad to hear you do not use clown labor.
It's bad for the economy.
Speaking of which, I should have captioned this one...
"Your government at work."
It could be translated into all languages, including Clownese.

Clowns for pounds and a bucket of bricks.
The silly troupe is up to the same old tricks.
Ten in a car and the scaring of kids.
Booby trapped jars with sensitive lids.

The plight of the clown is a sensitive one.
Living their life in the pursuit of fun.
But a quick remedy for all of their pain.
Is to eat a child's brain.

Dr.Susse:
Clowns for pounds and a bucket of bricks.
The silly troupe is up to the same old tricks.
Ten in a car and the scaring of kids.
Booby trapped jars with sensitive lids.

The plight of the clown is a sensitive one.
Living their life in the pursuit of fun.
But a quick remedy for all of their pain.
Is to eat a child's brain.

If I say this three times in the bathroom mirror will I open a rift into the Clowniverse?
Rash indeed is he who would awaken them from their deserved rest.

Nick Lerman:

Dr.Susse:
Clowns for pounds and a bucket of bricks.
The silly troupe is up to the same old tricks.
Ten in a car and the scaring of kids.
Booby trapped jars with sensitive lids.

The plight of the clown is a sensitive one.
Living their life in the pursuit of fun.
But a quick remedy for all of their pain.
Is to eat a child's brain.

If I say this three times in the bathroom mirror will I open a rift into the Clowniverse?
Rash indeed is he who would awaken them from their deserved rest.

Heed my words young artist.
Interference with the natural order of clown businesses will end with hilarious consequences.

I interperated this one in a very homonymic fashion.
"A bunch of clowns in a board room with a scary amount of power"

For some slight clarity into my train of thought, the word clowns has always been used in my household as a synonym for fools.

 

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