Feed Dump: Digging for the Taint

Digging for the Taint

Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches.

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I thought the story was going to be, "Asshole Air loses Terrier, buys ferret and tries to pass that off to the dog's owners". Somehow, the truth is even more silly.

Beej is too great!

I though a chode is what you call a penis that is wider than it is long.

Kathleen was freakin' killin' it this week. And yay, more Crapshots!

Best episode in a long time--many laughs to be had!

That's not what a chode is. A chode is a penis with the same width and length.

Gawd.

the last half second of hug life really sold it there

Asshole air and the actual airline that lost the dog in the first place isn't that far from the truth (I hate flying with the actual airline in this story).

From what I read of the whole thing, the dog crate was zip strapped shut and had instructions to only open the crate in an enclosed room but some cargo handler knew better apparently.

See, this is why Kathleen needs to be on the couch and not reading the stories, the woman has mad skills yo

-M

I haven't watched all the Feed dumps, but this has got to be the most effed up feed dump I've watched. Effed up in a good way, because I laughed through the whole thing...

I see Graham has: Experienced Beej.

For those who don't get that, you missed out on something special: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3N91VDtWL0

Graham_LRR:
Digging for the Taint

Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches.

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Sounding good Graham! I don't know whether you finally got over a month-long cold or just replaced a broken microphone, but whatever the reason, I'm glad you're back to normal!

Is it just me or is there a problem with the sound in this video?

Still, funny as always.

Renting a pump in the duck blind is pretty much the same thing as digging for taint where I come from.

Didn't the Duck Dynasty guys rent a pump for a duck blind one time?

Speaking of, Graham...you need a beard to wear that hat.

Vie:
I see Graham has: Experienced Beej.

For those who don't get that, you missed out on something special: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3N91VDtWL0

If that video isn't on Everything is Terrible, it should be. For those unfamiliar with this site, have some more Klingon horror.

I think Feed Dump should figure out alternative names to "The Dark Zone".

And I want to choose the hug life!

GamemasterAnthony:
Didn't the Duck Dynasty guys rent a pump for a duck blind one time?

Speaking of, Graham...you need a beard to wear that hat.

A beard half as long as Gandalfs, but that has none of the awesome.

I totally couldn't see Kathleen turning into a crazy cat lady....its too late!

I think someone is missing their pump renting and duck blind hat.

nope cockroaches can't survive a nuclear blast... no living orginisam can withstand a nuclear blast... so no you don't even know that about cockraches.

Now cockroaches can survive the fall out RADIATION but not a nuclear blast.

 

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