Feed Dump: Dads, Drugs and Cricket

Dads, Drugs and Cricket

Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump!

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And... all that meth, right?

Seriously, Kathleen seems like she has too much fun editing these.

We've all gotten those AirCanada calls, right?

No. I haven't and feel left out.

And this is where we discover that the pope's gentile and calm demeanor is a result of him being a raging cricket fan, right?

Also, I would be less concerned with Australian spiders in my meth than Australian spiders on my meth.

I'm guessing that Tally doesn't like spiders.

Beej has a surprisingly good priest voice.

If they actually did the match commentary like that, a lot more people would listen in.

They had a good trip because they didn't take the fall.

Arghh, that Cricket terminology was all wrong.

There's no version of Cricket with 6 innings.
"Leg Over Wicket" isn't a form of dissmissal.
I have no idea what lily pads was referring to.
You don't want a bowler to bowl a beamer if you've bet on a game, unless you've bet on the side batting. I would result in an extra run for the batting side and an extra ball to face.

What is this, bush league?

So... somebody giving you free drugs with your free luggage and airfare is a bad thing, how?

Scunner:
Arghh, that Cricket terminology was all wrong.

There's no version of Cricket with 6 innings.
"Leg Over Wicket" isn't a form of dissmissal.
I have no idea what lily pads was referring to.
You don't want a bowler to bowl a beamer if you've bet on a game, unless you've bet on the side batting. I would result in an extra run for the batting side and an extra ball to face.

What is this, bush league?

None of us know anything about Cricket.

Lady Kathleen:

Scunner:
Arghh, that Cricket terminology was all wrong.

There's no version of Cricket with 6 innings.
"Leg Over Wicket" isn't a form of dissmissal.
I have no idea what lily pads was referring to.
You don't want a bowler to bowl a beamer if you've bet on a game, unless you've bet on the side batting. I would result in an extra run for the batting side and an extra ball to face.

What is this, bush league?

None of us know anything about Cricket.

It sounded convincing to me, then again, I know bugger all.

Meth is a stimulant - like caffeine, but more potent and addictive. It has, pretty much the same effects: you feel very energetic and alert, but might also become anxious or have problems sleeping.

Scunner:
Arghh, that Cricket terminology was all wrong.

There's no version of Cricket with 6 innings.
"Leg Over Wicket" isn't a form of dissmissal.
I have no idea what lily pads was referring to.
You don't want a bowler to bowl a beamer if you've bet on a game, unless you've bet on the side batting. I would result in an extra run for the batting side and an extra ball to face.

What is this, bush league?

I was wondering, whether the Cricket fans or the Christians would be first.

Also, imagine how many woman-father-in-law hookups we do not learn about, just because the woman's husband fails to read her email.

Also, Kathleen's Graham imitation at the end was a little creepy.

I...I want to see this sexy costume of Kathleen's. "Jumblees"

Yay! Tally is the best Tally. Never change Tally.

That hat looks like donkey ears. Draw your own conclusions from that.

Ohmanohmanohman... the hijinks. They remindeth me that Desert Bus approacheth! Eeeee~!

Jonci:
I...I want to see this sexy costume of Kathleen's. "Jumblees"

Where is the Reddit upvote arrow when I need it?

Kathleen is looking very... Tina Fey this week.

I expect that next week's Feed Dump will be filled with Halloween stories?

And just what is Kathleen's alternative costume?

Hell, saying drugs contain spiders is probably the best anti-drug campaign I've ever heard. Tell the children!

Redlin5:
I expect that next week's Feed Dump will be filled with Halloween stories?

And just what is Kathleen's alternative costume?

Probably a sexy creepy doll

Cricket is actually a hell of a lot easier to understand than Baseball, which both Canadians and Americans play (and expect the rest of the world to understand despite the fact no other country plays it). I don't even get why the American baseball competition is called the "World Series".

TitanAura:
Kathleen is looking very... Tina Fey this week.

Maybe that's her costume. I can't rightly say...I'm too busy losing it after she said "jumblees".

That Vatican vs. Church of England cricket game, though. That was an unused Monty Python sketch that they decided to bring to fruition, wasn't it?

Lady Kathleen:

Scunner:
Arghh, that Cricket terminology was all wrong.

There's no version of Cricket with 6 innings.
"Leg Over Wicket" isn't a form of dissmissal.
I have no idea what lily pads was referring to.
You don't want a bowler to bowl a beamer if you've bet on a game, unless you've bet on the side batting. I would result in an extra run for the batting side and an extra ball to face.

What is this, bush league?

None of us know anything about Cricket.

Nobody's perfect. I would argue that cricket is the greatest single game in human existence, but that's just my humble opinion. For the record though, there was an Anglican Bishop that played cricket internationally. Plus, three hours is deemed cheap and tacky within cricket circles. Real men play it for five days. Though we do take a 40 minute break for lunch and a 20 minute break for tea.

Blood Brain Barrier:
Cricket is actually a hell of a lot easier to understand than Baseball, which both Canadians and Americans play (and expect the rest of the world to understand despite the fact no other country plays it). I don't even get why the American baseball competition is called the "World Series".

Baseball is a pretty major deal in Cuba and Japan.

Blood Brain Barrier:
Cricket is actually a hell of a lot easier to understand than Baseball, which both Canadians and Americans play (and expect the rest of the world to understand despite the fact no other country plays it). I don't even get why the American baseball competition is called the "World Series".

I agree that the 'World Series' is laughably inaccurate, but honestly I've tried watching cricket, in earnest, with my better half when we were in New Zealand. Totally impenetrable in ways that, say, rugby (about which I'm equally ignorant) wasn't. Though I have to admit, I was able to come at rugby with a sort of "it's like football (soccer) and American football" as a point of departure. I couldn't figure out how to filter cricket so it made sense.

I'm not a baseball fan by any means, but mostly because ( at least as a casual observer ) it seems too straightforward and boring. One guy at bat, one guy pitches. Hit the ball, run around the bases until tagged out. Or don't hit the ball and after three swings give another guy a go. Plus walks and fouls... I dunno, maybe it is more complicated than I'm expecting.

Oh, the stinger.... it reminds me that you guys are just so nice and Canadian. *hugs*

I see the tennis balls, can't wait for that video.

Hooray for the classic news title!

Ahahaha the cricket sermons were gold. Pretty reasonable effort on the jargon off the tops of your heads too :P

Incidentally a Canadian player has the fastest century (scoring 100 as a batsman) in cricket world cups.

On a more serious note, since when have Italians played cricket? The Anglicans will annihilate them surely!

Fucks you up and makes your teeth to fall out
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Remind me again, why people use meth?

 

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