The Veteran's Day Bunny

The Veteran's Day Bunny

How do you like your eggs?

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This is just phenomenal. Thank you.
*For Additional Details, read Diary of an Airborne Ranger: A LRRP's Year in the Combat Zone by Frank Johnson.

I don't think the eggs would taste good if he prepared them. Who likes the taste of burnt eggs...? Unless he can magically make it just instant hard-boiled. Mmmmm, eggs.

Captcha: Open Wide. Oo

I looked at him and all I saw was a giant accidental War Crime just waiting to happen and then a parody of a trial as he stands before his bunny superiors for an action he was sent in to do and did just a bit too well...

Come Home, Mr. Bunny. The fight in the jungles in over. Wait, actually, someone take the napalm, and then he can come over. His eyes give off creepy vibes.

CleverCover:
I don't think the eggs would taste good if he prepared them. Who likes the taste of burnt eggs...? Unless he can magically make it just instant hard-boiled. Mmmmm, eggs.

He's the Veteran's Day Bunny. When he says "boil", you ask "how hard".

I would like to cite The Deerhunter as inspiration...
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The purple haze smelt rather funny
as darkness fell upon the bunny
The carrot fell.

His red eyes felt cold and grey
The war was done, another day
Light will fade.

As he screamed out in the horror
the lives left behind felt their sorrow
A part of war

But respect we shall
our thoughts will last
The world they made with their past
Made our today.

Don't worry. he won't last long, people tend to target flamethrowers on the battlefield.

Alexander Competitor:
Don't worry. he won't last long, people tend to target flamethrowers on the battlefield.

second only to medics.

and light machine gunners.

Honestly, those three groups had the most casualty per unit than others during WWII: electric boogaloo, Korea, and Vietnam.

 

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