Feed Dump: The High Speed Bigfoot Mishap

The High Speed Bigfoot Mishap

This week, the gang takes on the most famous cryptozoological marvel ever.

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What did Cameron say to cause that scene cut?

How long did it take to pull off the Oklasasquatch song?

"Don't go skinny dipping" is essentially the official advice for avoiding the ball eating fish. "Don't pee in the water" is the advice for avoiding the urethra seekers.

What does Cam have against engineers?

#2. Relax, There's No Testicle-Eating Fish

Citation: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/

For the record, it totally made me chuckle with the whole "Better sources of news" right after pulling the above article up.

Man, you gotta love LRR and their H*R references.

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Right this way, everyone! Free puppies, ginger snaps, Pocket PCs.

Draconalis:
#2. Relax, There's No Testicle-Eating Fish

Citation: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/

For the record, it totally made me chuckle with the whole "Better sources of news" right after pulling the above article up.

OK, that's actually more hilarious than the jokes they made. A joke lost in translation gets mistaken for an actual expert statement. This is why we don't use Google translate when researching information on the internet, kids.

YEAH DESERT BUS! LET'S DO THIS! WOOP WOOP!

kailus13:
What does Cam have against engineers?

Cam is a chemist. Here he tries to boost mechanical engineer participation in his investigation by offering minor extra points on their first math exam. Which implies that he thinks they would either struggle on their first math exam or are competitive to the extent of willing to risk their future chance at reproductive success. Since specializing in chemistry does not exactly give you math bragging rights, it must be the latter. Cam must think mechanical engineers are too competitive.

Draconalis:
#2. Relax, There's No Testicle-Eating Fish

Citation: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/

For the record, it totally made me chuckle with the whole "Better sources of news" right after pulling the above article up.

Sounds like exactly like something a testicle-eating fish would say.

OT: I really want to say something specific about this entire episode, but the only comment on my mind is probably against the CoC (plus, there's small children who watch these videos about testicle-eating fish, and I don't want to scare them).

Draconalis:
#2. Relax, There's No Testicle-Eating Fish

Citation: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/

For the record, it totally made me chuckle with the whole "Better sources of news" right after pulling the above article up.

Except that Cracked doesn't always do the best research themselves. For example, the pacu were introduced to a non-native river with no natural predators in Papua. After eating almost all the vegetation, they have been shown to move into omnivore territory. Attacks have been documented (including attacks on the nether area), but none have resulted in death. Not a threat anyone should be worried about in the US, but it's not entirely false.

kailus13:
What did Cameron say to cause that scene cut?

I think Cam was asking where Mat goes swimming. And after that there was probably an insult involving Mats manliness. Of which we all know everything is in tact *Cough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCNdZaKgTNA Cought*

Pshh, at least we engineers get something done unlike you "theoretical" scientists.

Trombone_Hero:
Man, you gotta love LRR and their H*R references.
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Right this way, everyone! Free puppies, ginger snaps, Pocket PCs.

Dangit. Ninja'ed! I loved the deep sea fangly fish with awesome back deck for dinner and dancing. If you don't know, then you should educate yourself: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail119.html

My dogs are named "Trogdor the Burninator" and "Rather Dashing". I miss Homestar Runner.

Uhh, I think the Paku story has already been dismissed as a hoax some time ago...

Also, two Sasquatch stories on one feed dump, that seems an odd coincidence to me.

Eric the Orange:
Pshh, at least we engineers get something done unlike you "theoretical" scientists.

Oh sure, it's all theoretical until he weaponizes ball-eating fish. (I know he's a chemist, but there's got to be some kind of flesh-eating bacteria or something).

I enjoyed the episode of Feed Dump(Cam always knocks it out of the park), but I'm most excited about Desert Bus. I've watched for years now and it is always a great event(for a good cause).

I would know if Oklahoma was a Sasquatches home, I've rumped through the place all years.

Well, time to go on a Sasquatch hunt! But first to Tim Hortons!

And the creepiest thing is they have PEOPLE TEETH!

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A lot of teeth, but still, MILDLY LOOKING PEOPLE TEETH... THAT EAT BALLS! SHOUTING!

No such thing as a ball-eating fish. Pacu are actually herbivores. This is a joke that got blown out of hand in the media :P

I know where Matt goes swimming... I fear for his testicles.

"The Deep-Sea Fangly Fish Barks at Midnight". Coming to a cinema nowhere near you.

MrHide-Patten:
And the creepiest thing is they have PEOPLE TEETH!

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A lot of teeth, but still, MILDLY LOOKING PEOPLE TEETH... THAT EAT BALLS! SHOUTING!

Still not as creepy as Trypophobia... and I don't have it.

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Are we sure that the previous ex-VP (the old man shall remain nameless) wasn't hunting for Sasquatch?

 

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