True Evil

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True Evil

They are awfully shiny.

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I always knew cats were evil.

He will join us or die my meowster

I find your lack of fur disturbing

canadamus_prime:
I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret. :D

StormShaun:

canadamus_prime:
I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret. :D

The jedi embrace no emotions, thus the jedi are the bored owl.

Edit: it took me a second read to realize that the cat isn't force choking the guy, the sith is. He is just telling the cat not to play with his lightsaber, which is still funny but force choking cats would of been a great punchline.

I always knew my mom's pet cat was a Sith Lord...always trying to Force Choke me in my sleep.

Wait, that was just it insisting on curling up on part of my face...

Still, cats definitely do fit the profile. :P

StormShaun:

canadamus_prime:
I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret. :D

Yes, unleash the Jedi dogs. Woof.

The sad thing is that something like this has actually happened before. I give you...Dex-Starr. A Red Lantern...and a fucking cat.

http://greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/Dex-Starr

So it begins...

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We must gather the Council immediately, Master Doge will want to hear of this.

i can say without a shadow of a doubt Cats with the force would be most terrifying.

Yup, my cat's already as evil as a Sith Lord. I love him to death, but damn is he an asshole.

Daystar Clarion:
So it begins...

We must gather the Council immediately, Master Doge will want to hear of this.

Look more like a Jawa then a Jedi to me. Must be the eyes.

Cats would be Sith, we all know this. Just look at her:
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But Quokkas would be Jedis because, how could something like this ever be evil:
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And yet the Cathar have to be unlocked to be Sith...
Still better than a lot of the Darth names I've seen.
My cat makes ample use of Force Scream and Force Persuade.

Tentaquil:
He will join us or die my meowster

I find your lack of fur disturbing

Everything is proceeding as I have furseen

I gotta say, the expanded universe is starting to seem more worth looking into now.

Cats are cruel, murderous, and adorable.

StormShaun:

But would the Jedi be dogs then ...

Well, a lot of things would have been better if Anakin had been spayed or neutered....

Zachary Amaranth:
Cats are cruel, murderous, and adorable.

StormShaun:

But would the Jedi be dogs then ...

Well, a lot of things would have been better if Anakin had been spayed or neutered....

True except then we would not have the wonderful Original Trilogy

Good, good... Let the hate flow through you... Nyaa...

Soon, you will become one with the dark side and together we shall rule the galaxy. Nyaa...

But first, num-nums...

Don't start giving Bioware ideas for The Old Republic now. They might just see this as a way to compete with WOWs pet system

iniudan:

Daystar Clarion:
So it begins...

We must gather the Council immediately, Master Doge will want to hear of this.

Look more like a Jawa then a Jedi to me. Must be the eyes.

I think it's Yoda.

FightingFurball:
Cats would be Sith, we all know this. Just look at her:

But Quokkas would be Jedis because, how could something like this ever be evil:

That is the most adorable animal I've ever seen (the quokka, not the cat).

I always just assumed that all cats shot lightning.

Did anyone else immediately think of Adventure Time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpN6MR0sOI

Cutest...Sith Lord...EVER. XD

He will learn the dark art of... Hairballs?

Finally, Star Wars and Pokemon cross over...

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. Now rub my tummy. *hypnotoad noise*

That is the most adorably evil thing I've seen in a while.

That's to cute... yet highly funny. Might be my favorite comic because of the last panel XD
Though sadly, cats can be cruel like the Sith. Have you seen what they do to your furniture?! Who does that?

Isn't one of the evil Lanturns a cat?

Soviet Heavy:
Don't start giving Bioware ideas for The Old Republic now. They might just see this as a way to compete with WOWs pet system

Too late. I've seen other players run around with small animals and droids at their heels. You can buy them in the game in the Cartel Market.

Mahoshonen:
Isn't one of the evil Lanturns a cat?

Yes, and the guy below beat ya too it.

erttheking:
The sad thing is that something like this has actually happened before. I give you...Dex-Starr. A Red Lantern...and a fucking cat.

http://greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/Dex-Starr

But to balance that out, a couple of Green Lanterns were chipmunks: Ch'p and B'dg.

Ah, come on, the Light side has it fair share of cats.

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Cats are Sith, and have always been. Don't believe me? Look to your mythology!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Sith

Clearly, the Celts were far ahead of their time.

D'AAAAWWWW... Who's a cute widdle Sith Lord! (Er... sorry about that, I have a soft spot for cute things...)

Well this would certainly lend credence to my theory that my oldest cat is sucking the life force out of all my younger cats, which is why they keep dying. Must be an ancient Sith technique or something.

ltmarcos:

True except then we would not have the wonderful Original Trilogy

I don't see why. It's not like Lucas ever let a lack of consistency or continuity stop him before....

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