Feed Dump: Butt Stuff Surprise

Butt Stuff Surprise

You know, it is possible to be TOO politically correct.

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Yay! Privatize Everything! Fire Fighting! Butt Searches!! EVERYTHING!

Oh Graham. You're way better than a Labatt Blue. You're at least a Molson.

If I were a beer themed guest on a Feed Dump, I'd have been a Shiner Bock. ;)

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Not even in America, and you guys are crazy

*lights the meme beckon*

Go internet, make this a meme to remember!

So, I assume this was taped before Desert Bus started, correct? So, what would be Graham's excuse for the constant f-ups? :)

I must say it was a really good idea to put the conclusion to the butt stuff news after the credits, that way it got bridged with the fire department charging money. Well played there, brilliant episode.

I think what James wanted to say was "Thanks O-bummer"

Which is why I don't have multiple hilarious webseries and contribute to the collection of huge amounts of money to a seriously worthwhile charity.

http://desertbus.org/

I didn't even know that private firefighters were a thing. What a horrible idea.

The guy that was subjected to those 8 searches was also sent a bill from the hospital.

varmintx:
So, I assume this was taped before Desert Bus started, correct? So, what would be Graham's excuse for the constant f-ups? :)

Filler to reach the time.

Ok that private fire fighter sound ridiculous especially charging them despite not doing their job properly but yet again that butt seach is also ridiculous too.

Yopaz:
I must say it was a really good idea to put the conclusion to the butt stuff news after the credits, that way it got bridged with the fire department charging money. Well played there, brilliant episode.

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

Although you have to wonder about being charged when in the fire one, they didn't even do the job, and in the police one, it was forced on him so why the hell should he pay!?

Raziel:
The guy that was subjected to those 8 searches was also sent a bill from the hospital.

Someone didn't watch the stinger..
:)

Some other great details about the cavity search story (source for most of this; I read several articles, so I can't remember where all the info came from):

The search was given probable cause by a drug dog who hadn't been certified in three years, when certification must be done annually.

The officers took the suspect to a hospital, and the doctor there refused to perform the search because felt it was unethical, so they took him to a different hospital. The warrant was only valid in the original county, and the new hospital was in a different county.

The warrant also expired at 10PM; the prep for the colonoscopy began at 1AM the next day. Let's not forget that colonoscopies generally involve general anesthesia.

castlewise:
Yay! Privatize Everything! Fire Fighting! Butt Searches!! EVERYTHING!

The butt searching thing may or may not be new, but the fire department thing isn't all that new or uncommon.

Unfortunately.

Ah, yes. Arizona, where common sense and reason go to die.

That bucket and hose would also work just as well for the previous story.

Thanks to Desert Bus, I have a better idea of the geography of the FD room.

chozo_hybrid:

Yopaz:
I must say it was a really good idea to put the conclusion to the butt stuff news after the credits, that way it got bridged with the fire department charging money. Well played there, brilliant episode.

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

Although you have to wonder about being charged when in the fire one, they didn't even do the job, and in the police one, it was forced on him so why the hell should he pay!?

Yeah, it's one thing to get charged for a product or a service that didn't work as advertised, but this... they charge for a job they weren't asked to do, they didn't do a good job and the result of it was that they lost almost everything they had. It's like a burglar leaving a bill for cleaning your house.

Oh it worked Graham, it worked.

well we all have (a) crack in our but

I can see the first anal search, I can even understand the x-rays. But honestly, 8 cavity searches?

I hope that guy wins his lawsuit.

varmintx:
So, I assume this was taped before Desert Bus started, correct? So, what would be Graham's excuse for the constant f-ups? :)

I think he was distracted by all that stuff in his butt.

Is the bucket and hose for putting out fires or for drug searches?

I want to say great episode but even the most tone deaf or presenter or individual possessing the minimal amount of comedic timing could have made this episode hilarious. I mean, this shit is stranger than fiction.

$20,000 for "services rendered". I need to pay some kids to smash my neighbors windows then I can hang around their property a bit with a magnifying glass claiming to be conducting "police work". After I am unable to find any clues I charge them $10,000 for my services and a $500 call out fee. But if you order now I'll throw in a free butt search for every member of your family!

That Fire Service is the most stupid thing I've ever heard of.

And finally, someone who had just BUTT STUFF in their butt!

*hears stinger*

REALLY

I really need to know how he was standing now.

Well, if this didn't fill your feed dump craving for the week, there's always the live dump from Desert Bus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DCrvY5m4iE

Instead of a cast of 3 or 4, it's a cast of 6+!

Polygamy Porter: Bring some home for the wives.

I'll just leave this mic here on the stage...

(It's a good beer) :D

Also,

"This hat, which other places, which might be better sources for news, do not have."

I thought the Butt Stuff Surprise was going to end in "and a partridge in a pear tree!"

In Australia the rural fire services are mostly provided by volunteers, but they do have training given to them and a large support network http://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/ They also fight some of the biggest fires. The metropolitan fire fighters are paid.

Since Desert Bus is over I finally got around to watching this and I enjoyed the in-episode bloopers while trying to deliver the one story.

For some reason I wouldn't trust firefighter named Ash
Don't know exactly why

varmintx:
So, I assume this was taped before Desert Bus started, correct? So, what would be Graham's excuse for the constant f-ups? :)

His brain was probably already in Desert Bus mode.

 

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