When is a Door Not a Door?

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When is a Door Not a Door?

It's important to have standards.

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Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Erk I don't know if this one's making a wider point?

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

Nay, I have always at least used a utensil! I would never just stick my whole hand in the j- oh wait I have.

Not whilst gaming though - can't have sticky peripherals[1]! D:

[1] HAR THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

just don't get the peanut butter in the nutella

momijirabbit:
I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

I'm not sure I get it. So a door is not a door when it's a smartass game critic eating nutella?

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

Funny thing, never had Nutella before. Considering how batshit everyone goes for it and the fervor for which they'll defend it, I don't think I'll ever pick it up myself. I guess what I'm trying to say is I at least I know I have some class...can't say the same about anyone else here who has had Nutella. :)

guilty as well. im 29 and still love it and eat every single morning on my toast. and yes, even i eat out of the char. just i usually use a spoon or my spread knife.

I once read "Book" back in high school - it's an undisputed masterpiece.

Totally guilty. It's simply just too nice tasting....

I don't even like it with bread. The squooshiness of the bread detracts from the sheer awesomeness of the Nutella taste.

Milky Way was so much better.

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I'm sad I can no longer find it any more.

AntiChrist:
I once read "Book" back in high school - it's an undisputed masterpiece.

However the inevitable eventual Film adaptation will be widely-regarded as shit, having completely missed the point and cut out all the important details.

Eating Nutella straight from the jar? Yuck, that'd be a bit too sweet for my tastes...

canadamus_prime:

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

How do you live life? D:

You really should, man. It's like someone mixed heaven with chocolate and put it in a jar.

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

Fuck Nutella, what kind of animal eats chocolate on bread? Eat peanut butter like a real man.

momijirabbit:
I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Uh, er, I....

I'll get back to you on that.

thaluikhain:
Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

lacktheknack:
BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

Oh for..

Thanks! Now I feel like an idiot for not getting it.

"Oh man, the freeway's melting.." "..Put it in the jar."

StormShaun:

momijirabbit:
I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

lacktheknack:

canadamus_prime:

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

How do you live life? D:

You really should, man. It's like someone mixed heaven with chocolate and put it in a jar.

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

*facepalm* A-jar, of course. Boy am I dumb.

Incidentally, I'll take your word for that about the Nutella.

momijirabbit:

StormShaun:

momijirabbit:
I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

That bread must be stale as fuck if she's able to dip it into Nutella.

lacktheknack:

momijirabbit:

StormShaun:

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

I have eaten Ferrero and they are amazing but I think Nutella is terrible.
I thought that was the general consensus.

You're eating it wrong!
You're not having real fun!
Let me teach you to enjoy things the proper way!

It's strange. I like hazelnut but I'm not a fan Nutella. Jif Chocolate Whipped Peanut Butter, however, is pretty damned amazing. I put it bagels for a carb-tastic breakfast.....or lunch.....or lazy dinner.

Nutella. Blegh.

Nice to see the traditional two-male gaming comic duo being replaced by Erin and her lesbian girlfriend. Very edgy.

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Gethsemani:

thaluikhain:
Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

Never had nutella so I don't get it this week. Normally a good comic, this week it's just not for me.

momijirabbit:

lacktheknack:

momijirabbit:

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

I have eaten Ferrero and they are amazing but I think Nutella is terrible.
I thought that was the general consensus.

Not at all.

Also, I'm completely incapable of understanding how you can like one but not the other. D:

This is why I love Erin.

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

I've never once eaten Nutella. I've never gotten past the smell.

Double A:
I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Gethsemani:

thaluikhain:
Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

It's possible. It's this nasty feeling in your mouth like you're eating sand and your teeth get shooting pangs and your tongue twitches.

However, if anyone thinks Nutella of all things is too sweet, there's no hope for them.

Zachary Amaranth:
This is why I love Erin.

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

I've never once eaten Nutella. I've never gotten past the smell.

I'm surrounded by people I cannot understand.

canadamus_prime:
I'm not sure I get it. So a door is not a door when it's a smartass game critic eating nutella?

lacktheknack:
Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't. :D

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

HOLD IT! You, sir, are guilty of not eating Nutella. confirm/deny?

OT: I also don't eat that stuff, I much prefer peanut butter. Regardless, Erin should know better... sticky fingers all over the controller... *grumble*

Hands? Bread?

BAH!

Heat that shit up and drink it yo!

momijirabbit:
I don't think I understand the joke.

Though she is obeying the letter of the law, Erin is breaking the spirit because despite using bread, she's still eating straight from the jar. She was supposed to get a knife and spread the Nutella on the bread, not use a bread as an edible spoon to shovel Nutella into her mouth with.

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