No Right Answer: Best Animal Ever

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Best Animal Ever

In honor of Thanksgiving as well as Chris' birthday tomorrow, we present 7 + minutes of Chris ranting about his favorite animal. Show your family, they'll thank you.

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Screw Lions, Wolves ftw.

Wolves live in harsher climates and still kick ass.

Also Lions are just plain lazy, unlike Wolves who are hard working Siberian hunters.

But then again wolves are associated with that spirit animal nonsense, so I am a bit apprehensive to proclaim my respect for the gray hunters of the north.

But then again, both Geralt and Eddard Stark are wolves, so gg easy.

Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.

The one true answer are Thylacines!

Shame the things are extinct.
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Hyenas are more successful hunters than lions and it is lions that do more scavenging off other predator's kills than any other large predator in Africa. So in reality lions are nothing more than schoolyard bullies.
Also male lions are jerks who often run off the rest of the pride so they can eat a fresh kill all by themselves.

Wolves and Ravens are the best.

Wolves are great, they are badass winter hunters, they live in harsh climates ant kick all the ass.
Ravens are one of the most inteligent animals, they can even recognise a human that did something bad to them and intentionaly avoid or annoy.

And btw, hyenas often hunt by themselfes and lions steal there prey becouse they are bastards like that XD.

I really like how the the real kings and there idealistic depiction match up to the real and idealised depiction of lions, animals that are a symbol of royalty ^ ^.

Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

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DRTJR:
Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.

I find it hard to be impressed with a creature so stupid it will attack its own reflection.

I like beagles.

I like elephants.
Read the wikipedia article on elephants and you'll be pretty impressed!

Lions are lazy fucks that just lounge around all day doing absolutely dick all.

Honey badgers own lions everyday.
Otters are the best though

seniorsharptothetouch:
Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

Also: house cats kill more often than any other cat.

Also; Hope ya have a happy Thanksgiving, and birthday Chris! =w= b

Are you lion to me? This should cause an uproar! I will refute this suggestion with all pawsible means, including claw and fang.

Imp Emissary:

seniorsharptothetouch:
Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

Also: house cats kill more often than any other cat.

Also; Hope ya have a happy Thanksgiving, and birthday Chris! =w= b

If the father's a Tiger and the mother's a Lion the child is a Tigon.
BUT
If the father's a Lion and the mother's a Tiger the child is a Liger.

just FYI ;)

Smilomaniac:
Are you lion to me? This should cause an uproar! I will refute this suggestion with all pawsible means, including claw and fang.

That was amazing. 2 Internets for you.

Smilomaniac:
Are you lion to me? This should cause an uproar! I will refute this suggestion with all pawsible means, including claw and fang.

...stop being such a pussy.

Reed Spacer:

...stop being such a pussy.

That's a catastrophic assumption to make. You sir, are licked.

seniorsharptothetouch:

Imp Emissary:

seniorsharptothetouch:
Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

Also: house cats kill more often than any other cat.

Also; Hope ya have a happy Thanksgiving, and birthday Chris! =w= b

If the father's a Tiger and the mother's a Lion the child is a Tigon.
BUT
If the father's a Lion and the mother's a Tiger the child is a Liger.

just FYI ;)

:) Yes, I know.

<.< I'm just PRETTY sure that tiger is the dad.

Though, I guess it could be the "other mom". ;p

Like Chris said. ;D Only lions make it easy for us to tell.

No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:

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These are the cutest and best things on the planet.

Terminate421:
No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:

These are the cutest and best things on the planet.

High five fellow middle-of-the-food-chain selector! However, I submit that the pangolin is in fact the best animal. They're like armored aardvarks with prehensile tails, giving them excellent protection from anything non-human and allowing them to climb trees with adorable ease. Also, look at this young pangolin:

So cute!

Edit: Forgot a / in the image link.

shirkbot:

Terminate421:
No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:

These are the cutest and best things on the planet.

High five fellow middle-of-the-food-chain selector! However, I submit that the pangolin is in fact the best animal. They're like armored aardvarks with prehensile tails, giving them excellent protection from anything non-human and allowing them to climb trees with adorable ease. Also, look at this young pangolin:

So cute!

Edit: Forgot a / in the image link.

They are like Dragon Scales....

I stand by Penguins. Besides, Penguins have several good movies under their belt. Though they are forever marked with the attrocities called Happy Feet 1 and 2.

Naw man, the best animal ever is the horse. Just look at how reliant human civilization has been on horses. We used them to plow fields, we used them as transportation, we used them for battle (right up until the 2nd world war) we used them to heard cattle.... There are a million other things that humans have been able to acomplish ONLY because of horses.

Even though the primary role of the horse in our civilization has been replaced by the vehicle we still measure its power by how many horses it equals.

Do you like your life? Thank the horse.

FTW:

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Pfff, lions are sooo gay
Weak, lazy and stupid.
There is only one animal that rival humans
One animal that can wreck your day
One animal that is in the "you're alive only because I don't want to kill you... yet" category
Only one animal that thrives in harshest conditions this world can throw on anyone
Anyone can live in savanna, but can anyone live in tundra or arctic desert? I don't think so.
Only one animal that can go behind polar researcher just to watch what he is doing, not because this animal was hungry, but because animal was curious.
"Bro, researching soil? Sweet! Found anything interesting? Wait, are you shitting your pants? Dude you're disgusting, go wash yourself, tomorrow I might be hungry and I like my food clean."
Only one animal that considers any living creature food.
Polar Bears






Be afraid, be very, very afraid!

P.S. Happy birthday Chris. I wish you to be last person eaten by polar bears.

Is there a link to the super-Mufasa video?

MorganL4:
Naw man, the best animal ever is the horse. Just look at how reliant human civilization has been on horses. We used them to plow fields, we used them as transportation, we used them for battle (right up until the 2nd world war) we used them to heard cattle.... There are a million other things that humans have been able to acomplish ONLY because of horses.

Even though the primary role of the horse in our civilization has been replaced by the vehicle we still measure its power by how many horses it equals.

Do you like your life? Thank the horse.

FTW:

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I don't trust horses. Any creature that lets you ride on it's back is planning something.

Blah blah, not funny :(

Crocodiles are number one, and they EAT your lions. Not the other way around. And they can run around on land just fine too, btw.

And wolves are WAAAAY cooler than lions too.

Bring your Lions to the real hunting grounds up north where the wolves and the bears are your competition.

Humans are the best animals ever. We invented hamburgers and automatic rifles.

Terminate421:
No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:

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These are the cutest and best things on the planet.

Everyone knows the emperor penguin, but I watched a documentary on penguins in general once with the missus (she's a big fan) and it's neat how they all have different breeding cycle. Like some will lay two eggs, because they know a seagull will likely get one so they keep another for backup. But the best was a breed of warmer climate penguins that live around New Zealand I think it was. Basically all the male penguins gather first at the breeding ground... and start a big ass brawl to establish dominance and who gets the best spot! A few hours later the girls wander on in will while they males stand around in the spots they fought for looking all cool and tough hoping a lady will pick them.

Hands down funniest episode for me. Please do a spin off series of Chris rants about stuff.

Whoa, Chris' birthday is right before my mom's.

This is something that could've been on an episode of Media Sandwich.

Your mom in bed.

For real, I'm going to go with spiders. They get rid of pesky insects (such as mosquitoes who only bite you out of spite. Source: Onion), they build majestic webs that are highly functional. They have a ridiculously large and hardy variety (pick your poison/venom). They can be cute or ugly, beautiful or rough, jumpers, climbers, grabbers.

All in all, a versatile creature that is majestic as hell.

DRTJR:
Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.

Funny. I would say the mongoose is better, because it grasps the concept of a mirror.

This was lame. The ideas didn't make any sense, plus without another person this just didn't work. You need a straight man to make the joke funny.

I wonder if he had a little drink before filming this video..

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