LoadingReadyRun: Hot & Saucey

Hot & Saucey

The arms race for the hottest of sauces knows no end.

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I lost it at the, "goes back in time and kills your father", bit.

LoadingReadRun, don't ever stop. Your comedy just gets better and better.

Also, March of the Anal Fire Ants... Just... I want to comment, but I just can't.

I like how Derrick wasn't really harmed, just changed.

So he pretty much wanted a doomdays creation in a form of a hot sauce? Awsome stuff!

I can tell Kathleen had fun with the names.

They bottled the JJ Abrams Red Matter???

It got to the point of absurdity and then blew right past it into super extra special absurdity.

Holding that last sauce bottom, the hand changed position between angles... continuity ruined, disbelief shattered, *tilt table and leaves*

Watched the stinger several times. Just brilliant.

I would have like to have seen some bear mace in the beginning but temporal patricide was more than enough for the whole bit.

I like how calm Beej was in the stinger.

Some powers just shouldn't be in the hands of someone who wants to open a Texmexican restaurant chain.

Terrific sketch, LRR.

Where would they even get 5 neutron stars from? You can get one from that dodgy bloke at the back of the pub, but he can only get you one of something.

I get the feeling that most of the companies on LRR should just focus on military research. They usually end up killing people anyway, may as well cut out the middleman.

The stinger is both confusing and funny

-M

Some men just want to see all the tongues burn.

Beej was amazing. Also, Graham and Kathleen scare me. He can sell deadly hot sauce, she can sell iron maidens.. If they ever decide to start selling death for a living, we are all in serious bussing trouble.

Smokescreen:
I like how Derrick wasn't really harmed, just changed.

Ya! Same mother DIFFERENT father.

Makabriel:
They bottled the JJ Abrams Red Matter???

Yes, but is it hotter than The Man?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixie's_BBQ

kailus13:
Where would they even get 5 neutron stars from? You can get one from that dodgy bloke at the back of the pub, but he can only get you one of something.

I get the feeling that most of the companies on LRR should just focus on military research. They usually end up killing people anyway, may as well cut out the middleman.

They put it in their sixth item slot then rode up and down the shore of Cinnabar island a few times obviously. That's also why it's destabilized at the subatomic level.

Scarim Coral:
So he pretty much wanted a doomdays creation in a form of a hot sauce? Awsome stuff!

I'll have second serving of that. No... Wait?
I am not fan of hot sauces or hot stuff in general. But I agree the search for hottest thing is getting absurd. Here in Finland there is a company called "Poppamies" that literally makes stuff that is so hot you can't taste it. Also they have a product that costs 1000 euros and has health warning on it.

SinisterGehe:

Scarim Coral:
So he pretty much wanted a doomdays creation in a form of a hot sauce? Awsome stuff!

I'll have second serving of that. No... Wait?
I am not fan of hot sauces or hot stuff in general. But I agree the search for hottest thing is getting absurd. Here in Finland there is a company called "Poppamies" that literally makes stuff that is so hot you can't taste it. Also they have a product that costs 1000 euros and has health warning on it.

How is something so hot, that you can't taste it? For the record, I'm liking extra hot Perri Perri from nandos at the moment.

Beej should probably run his business plan by someone before he starts serving that hot sauce.

Ehehe, Graham's performance was such that I truly believed each could do what he said they did...

Did anyone else get a Jurassic Park vibe at the beginning of the video? (The Nedry scene a the beginning of the film)

Evil Smurf:

SinisterGehe:

Scarim Coral:
So he pretty much wanted a doomdays creation in a form of a hot sauce? Awsome stuff!

I'll have second serving of that. No... Wait?
I am not fan of hot sauces or hot stuff in general. But I agree the search for hottest thing is getting absurd. Here in Finland there is a company called "Poppamies" that literally makes stuff that is so hot you can't taste it. Also they have a product that costs 1000 euros and has health warning on it.

How is something so hot, that you can't taste it? For the record, I'm liking extra hot Perri Perri from nandos at the moment.

Basically it what I been told is that it is so hot that the flavors it has (spices other than hot) and the taste of the food is basically fades away behind the burn, you can't taste anything but burn, just the smell makes people on the table tear up. It is also a event in the local wings restaurant when someone orders a dish with it and eats it fully.

008Zulu:
Some men just want to see all the tongues burn.

A clever response and a Dark Knight reference in one short sentence. I salute you, sir.

Loved the video, though it could have done with more FOR SCIENCE!

Those names are amazing XD

Here is a list so you can bask in their fiery glow;

-Inferno Ivan's Flaming Dragon
-March of the Anal Fire Ants
-McDoogle's Caper Crater
-Clinically Insane Clyde's Colon Corrosion
-Captai Brain-Burn's Mnemonic Fugue
-Temporal Patricide
-Right ow fo Ever
-Chipotle Surprise
-Cellular Genocide
-"This one will kill everyone"

Clinically Insane Clyde's Colon Corrosion had me rolling on the floor. Good episode all around, carry on :D

Hilarious at first, but thought the joke went on a bit too far. The heart of this sort of comedy is that it's just slightly off. For example, The Stuck Up was perfect. This one transitioned from side splitting to just plain silly.

Though the first 75%+ was fantastic.

"I have a Texican chain restaurant..."

I...what is that word? Surely you mean Tex-Mex, right?

Like...that's not an actual word people use, and is just part of the joke, right?

Right?

(Please someone tell me that's not a word. Please.)

I would have bought Chipotle Surprise. Imagine pouring some of that into your competitors sauce. In sauce form it is completely harmless and tasty. Inside the costumer it turns into knives. perfect way to run the competitor out of business and reward your loyal costumers by them being the ones that didnt die.

Bwahaha! I love you guys! "Turns 30 ft of small intestine into 6 lbs of angry pink soft serve." I lost it, and the look on Graham's face as the whole thing progressed was priceless!

Also, I totally feel Beej, as I've been killing my tastebuds for over 35 years now. My friends always challenge me at these restaurants, and I've yet to meet my match...

Well, except for cayenne pepper, but I'm allergic to that, so I dunno if it counts.

Also, Kathleen was priceless at the stinger! Cannot wait to see the Loading Time on this, esp the array of hotsauces, and just what the heck that final sauce actually was.

Litteraly laughed my Ass off. No seriously, i do no longer have an Ass

Krantos:
8< ...The heart of this sort of comedy is that it's just slightly off... >8

You want 'just slightly off' take some time to listen to Chris Morris' "Blue Jam".

 

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