Feed Dump: Son of Hot Tub Amusement Park

Son of Hot Tub Amusement Park

This Feed Dump is hot, wet and steamy. It's also in a rented cabin surrounded by bros.

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He he he... James yelling "Iced!" in the background was the best... also you guys look like you're having waaaaayyyy to much fun, totally jelly.

I moved back to Missouri just in time. *high five*

That woodchipper dude will never have to buy his own drinks again.

I think I'd prefer to be eaten by seals than drown in velveeta.

Let me guess, the people in the fake robbery story called it in on their cell phone, which was easily traced.

BTW, for those that didn't quite understand the opening bit, you should be following them on Twitter...

ritchards:
BTW, for those that didn't quite understand the opening bit, you should be following them on Twitter...

This person speaks the truth. The BroWatch saga was one of the most entertaining things I've read on Twitter in a while.

OT: So if the high-five is taken, that means the chest-bump is still open, right? Michigan, GET ON IT.

Bro watch should become its own LRR sketch tbh. Also it was cool to see Andrew in a Feed Dump.

101°C water? How are any of you still alive? I mean, if this was some US backwater, I might have suspected you meant Fahrenheit.

I need to know, did the fake robbery work?! To Google!

EDIT: No. I did want it to, but no.

So who was it that got iced in the end? And also, if you think cows can cause explosions, then you should know that turkey waste disposal is a dangerous job. Seriously, don't fall into the shit pit. Yay weird farm animal facts. <.<

Don Reba:
101°C water? How are any of you still alive? I mean, if this was some US backwater, I might have suspected you meant Fahrenheit.

A lot of things, both in the states and canada, still use fahrenheit. To wit, hot tubs and air conditioners.

Great feed dump as usual, and I second the idea on using the 'BroWatch' as a sketch.

Ah, Mt. Washington. Hanging around in the hot tub is generally all I've done while there in the past as well. :) That and occasionally sliding down hills on inner tubes when snow was available.

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the cattle mothers burn!

Don Reba:
101°C water? How are any of you still alive? I mean, if this was some US backwater, I might have suspected you meant Fahrenheit.

I assumed hyperbole, but maybe that's just me.

MeChaNiZ3D:
I need to know, did the fake robbery work?! To Google!

EDIT: No. I did want it to, but no.

They should watch more Burn Notice. Then they'd know how to get away with it.

Vanbael:
So who was it that got iced in the end? And also, if you think cows can cause explosions, then you should know that turkey waste disposal is a dangerous job. Seriously, don't fall into the shit pit. Yay weird farm animal facts. <.<

It's not the worst thing I've heard lately, but it's close.

Man, that guy that went and turned on the woodchipper is just all sorts of fired and sued...

Once again, the Tub Dump had me in stitches. Straight hits from start to finish.

How did I know someone would make a Fargo reference to the wood chipper story?

At least you guys didn't make the "hot wet Dump" joke again.

Yay! LeeLee is in the hot tub again!

GamemasterAnthony:
How did I know someone would make a Fargo reference to the wood chipper story?

At least you guys didn't make the "hot wet Dump" joke again.

They are my favourite dumps. Also LEELEE!

leviadragon99:
Man, that guy that went and turned on the woodchipper is just all sorts of fired and sued...

Actually the guy working on it is just as much at fault... Lock out - Tag out people!! I mean come on. Did the other guy just think.. Hey, it's a wood chipper. Let's see if it works!
*baffled*

More well spent kickstarter funds.[1]

[1] I know this is an annual trip they do, but between this and the limo, I'm surprised they haven't bought a Ferrari

Beej I so understand you
Blowjob offers never have worked for me too
I just bribe police now, that way I get much less prison time

Ah, the Hot Tub! Place of news and blowjobs ... at least if there is a police officer around! ;)

ICED!

Also if LRR gets a hot tub any time soon, we'll know where the kickstarter money really went. ;)

Poor Cam looks like he is melting into/in the hot tub.

Makabriel:

leviadragon99:
Man, that guy that went and turned on the woodchipper is just all sorts of fired and sued...

Actually the guy working on it is just as much at fault... Lock out - Tag out people!! I mean come on. Did the other guy just think.. Hey, it's a wood chipper. Let's see if it works!
*baffled*

Ninja-ed. I was going to say the same thing. If you are going to climb into a wood chipper to do maintenance, you sure as hell better lock out the "ON" switch. Step 1 in the wood chipper maintenance manual is going to say "Make sure you disable the ON switch, label it, set up a barricade around the chipper, bring a maintenance buddy, and have a couple quarts of blood on standby just in case."

Still, I feel sorry for the guy...and for the guy that turned it on. They both feel pretty bad in different ways and for different reasons.

It still boggles my mind that my precious local Mount Washington still lacks snow to ski on, meanwhile the rivers have started to freeze down here the shadow of the aforementioned mountain. Curse you mother nature!

Kathleen, if you're ever actually in Düsseldorf, give me call :)

LeeLee Scaldaferri might just be the best name ever. Kudos to you!

 

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