Breeding In Captivity Can Be Very Complicated

Breeding In Captivity Can Be Very Complicated

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Like I'm going to use my blimp for the Pandas. My dirigible is only to be used to bolster the dinosaur population!

My diving suits are all used for Big Daddys and my giant squid have all escaped. Sorry about that.

I didn't realize that this is why panda breeding was so difficult. D:

If I don't have the blimp/cycloptopus, is there anything else I can do to help? VR goggles, maybe?

As an amateur panda pimp I can say this method works, but it will only net you a male panda.

For amorous liaisons with female pandas perform this ritual upwards red-ways after finding the counter clockwise bamboo but before repeating the third thing that wasn't said.

I like your artstyle.

It makes me gag. That's the best part, no quesion.

dylanmc12:
I like your artstyle.

It makes me gag. That's the best part, no quesion.

Please, remember to remain calm and breathe through your nose until the spasms pass.

I have to say, I'm thoroughly confused... Jolly good show o'l chap.

Gorbachof:
I have to say, I'm thoroughly confused... Jolly good show o'l chap.

The sensation you are feeling is the "Pandaing."
Prepare for ROMANCE!

*sigh*

i'll go get the tarp and buckets

You forgot the bucket of lizards.

How are the pandas supposed to have a mating ritual without the bucket of lizards?

You need to do your research on these things next time.

Awww, a panda...with a bump(?) on it's head.
I don't mean to ask for too much but..........will there be a sequel to this strip?

Hail Pandalogists!
I did not realize that there were so many here so wise in their ways.

There are many things I have overlooked.
The dinosaur population, virtual reality, the geometry of bamboo, tarps
and, embarrassingly enough, buckets of lizards.

I will need time to process all of these factors.
Clearly I have some work to do.

I once knew a panda who was feeling rather glum
for it was Valentines day and he had no mate
So I gave him a scratch on his tum-tum
and he mauled me through the gate.

So be warned if you're going to the zoo
and a lonely Panda you do spy
The giraffe's would be better to pursue
because the panda is a grumpy guy.

 

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