Feed Dump: Prinking All Day

Prinking All Day

Feed Dump knows all about the stupid trends the teens are getting up to. 'Cause we're cool.

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...and bonus points for the Top Gear reference.

Seriously, though..."prinking" has existed for a while. It just used to be that the prerequisite for it was to be a first year college student with a REALLY liberal dorm head...

Of course prinking it is something new! It must be! Or we had invent a stupid name for it like 127 years ago! It's like here in Germany: "mobile phone"? What's that? We have: Handys!

really cool episode with great responses! Also I'm sad for those puppies now!

Ok that Belfast news sound so idiotic and also, wait you got a Super Scope? Awesome!

Well, it wasn't necessarily Smokey the Bear who started it, but the largest Colorado wildfire was started by a "forestry technician with the U.S. Forest Service".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayman_fire

I'm not sure that naming scheme would hold up if people got into pre-pranking...

Because they're the heroes Petoskey deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.

oooh ooh! no, wait!

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself ridiculed online."

Now I'm looking forward to news about Pringles going Bankrupt after asking "Wouldn't you like to be a Pringle too?".... Apparently no one wants to imply they're Pre-Single.... Or Pringle for short.

No mention of Norway as relating to countries in the winter olympics? Sure is lonely up on the podium after those ski events.

Relating to prinking though; could it be like... teenagers who are too young to drink alcohol are just drinking before they reach legal age and /then/ they start drinking for real? Still doesn't make prinking neither new or a trend, but...

Geisterkarle:
Of course prinking it is something new! It must be! Or we had invent a stupid name for it like 127 years ago! It's like here in Germany: "mobile phone"? What's that? We have: Handys!

Offtopic:
Ah, jaaa! Ein Handy! Das ist doch Supertoll :D
(That's how people at my school (in the netherlands (Hello neighbour :D))(including me ( "("-ception (me=tired (I start making lame jokes when I am))))) react to every German thing said.

Slightly less offtopic:
I thought it would be "drinking, and being a prick about it", but that doesn't seem to be the case :(

Ulquiorra4sama:
No mention of Norway as relating to countries in the winter olympics? Sure is lonely up on the podium after those ski events.

Or the Dutch during speed skating! We don't have all the medals anymore for the men. I know nobody cares about speed skating but the Dutch. But it's the only sport where we have chances on medals. And we take that.

Olympics aside. Dead puppy's are never funny just as throwing a themed student party about dead baby's that the local government get's involved in because they want to stop the party and still going through with it. (it's a thing thath happened)

As my first Escapist comment, i just have to say how disappointed i am in "prinking". I was as giddy as a school girl in pigtails, hoping my lifelong passion for prancing and drinking had finally earned the attention (albeit, scorn)that it truly deserves. Although you have filled me with disappoint, i refuse to abandon my dream of getting hammered on vodka and cough syrup, sporting my leotards and prancing in malls, libraries and places where guys get entirely too excited about watching football. What else is a 6'3", 300# guy going to do?

Dead puppies are hilarious. It's all in the context.

Well that's one hell of a bit of irony... seriously though, where the hell did that actor get a grenade launcher?

"Only if we can Prink before hand"

Wait, that's a double negative. Or a double preposition? When else would you pre-drink? You can't pre-drink after the fact..

Ok, I'm over thinking this.

Prex is the best kind of sex ;)
unless you're my age, then it's illegal :(

Regarding "superheros" infighting, DC and Marvel should take a lesson how petty humans can be (super or not)

Makabriel:
"Only if we can Prink before hand"

Wait, that's a double negative. Or a double preposition? When else would you pre-drink? You can't pre-drink after the fact..

Ok, I'm over thinking this.

I think "pre-" in prinking is age related not activity related so you can pre-prink

Now I'm only imagining Smokey the bear making napalm in his cabin or bear cave just starting all the wild fires in the western US. And he has a flame thrower and other miscellaneous fire hazards as well.

Protip! Don't do a long segment on something that the Escapist had a long, detailed News posting about already.
It makes me whine to you, like this!

(Obviously about the superhero dispute)

blackrave:

Makabriel:
"Only if we can Prink before hand"

Wait, that's a double negative. Or a double preposition? When else would you pre-drink? You can't pre-drink after the fact..

Ok, I'm over thinking this.

I think "pre-" in prinking is age related not activity related so you can pre-prink

I'll be damned.. I didn't even think of it that way. Hah!

I am a Prepper (a non-crazy person who prepares for natural/man-made disasters).

Fun Fact: With the proper permits, licenses, and taxes ($3000+ licenses, $200+tax/Destructive Device (grenade)); Grenade Launchers are perfectly legal in the United States. Same goes for 99% of the weapons on the list. Really, who needs a grenade launcher when a shotgun, shot-less shells, and an easy rig, can launch a Malitov(sp?) Cocktail over 100 yards?

Cannabis, oddly enough, is less legal then a grenade launcher. Though, Cannabis is far more useful for survivalist purposes. Not only is it useful for medicine (as even most 'anti-weed' studies show) BUT it is very useful in making rope, cloth, and canvases.

I do not support the legalization of Grenade Launchers or full-auto weapons (which also have expensive fees, and are a waste of good ammo). But I do support legalizing Cannabis.

As much as I love Kathleen, I would love to see Graham back in the driver's seat again since he's the OG.

 

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