Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

I may have just put you in danger.

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Its ok, I have my trusty can of Bat-Shark repellent given to me by some guy who said his name was Adam West... Nice older gent with a distinguished voice.

I actually grow these on my balcony now. Every couple of weeks, you can cut back on their fins and sell them to Asia-shops or snack on them yourself.

How on earth did the Red Army Faction (also referred to as "Baader-Meinhof group") make its way into this?

Monsterfurby:
How on earth did the Red Army Faction (also referred to as "Baader-Meinhof group") make its way into this?

Now you have done it!

We must add German militants to the growing list of dangers.

Strangely, Wikipedia deleted their entry for BMP yesterday.
This in itself is a synchronous phenomenon.

amaranth_dru:
Its ok, I have my trusty can of Bat-Shark repellent given to me by some guy who said his name was Adam West... Nice older gent with a distinguished voice.

Did he have his underwear outside of his pants? If not, don't trust him.

Zachary Amaranth:

amaranth_dru:
Its ok, I have my trusty can of Bat-Shark repellent given to me by some guy who said his name was Adam West... Nice older gent with a distinguished voice.

Did he have his underwear outside of his pants? If not, don't trust him.

I was so enthralled by his hypnotic voice and strange rants about how he used to be mayor of some town in Rhode Island that I've never heard of, I didn't notice his clothing...

amaranth_dru:

I was so enthralled by his hypnotic voice and strange rants about how he used to be mayor of some town in Rhode Island that I've never heard of, I didn't notice his clothing...

Fool! Always check his underwear! Always!

Monsterfurby:
How on earth did the Red Army Faction (also referred to as "Baader-Meinhof group") make its way into this?

Who do you think is training the sharks?

Ninja'd, but what the hell does this have to do with Andreas Baader and Ulrike Meinhof?

Odoylerules360:
Ninja'd, but what the hell does this have to do with Andreas Baader and Ulrike Meinhof?

They may be in your garden right now having a smoke
and plotting with the sharks. Just spray them with the hose
and they will run off.

However, if my theory is correct, they'll be back.

A predator in the petunias.
Can make any flower sour
and if not watered with care
Make the whole garden seem dour.

But worry not you with thumbs a' green
and despite their dangerous frills
Things may not be as bad as they could seem
Because they go lovely with daffodils.

My God

StraightToHeck:
My God

You may be able to use BMP as a cognitive bias to communicate.
Go to your god in the garden and await his message.
I bet he sounds like Adam West.
Beware of sharks and Germans!

This is so strange. I had never even heard of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon until recently. Now, it seems like I am seeing it everywhere. Also sharks and Germans.

"We're gonna need a bigger hoe!"

That's OK. We'll just get the Perth government to initiate a garden-shark cull.

 

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