Game of Thrones Abridged: "Breaker of Chains" - Thenns Hate Potatoes

"Breaker of Chains" - Thenns Hate Potatoes

This week, The Lannisters mourn the loss of their favorite family member, the Wildings go all psycho on some poor villagers, and Daenerys gives away free belt samples!

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For some reason, I now feel the need to have an endearing conversation about potatoes with my own father before he is killed and eaten by cannibalistic barbarians.

MUCH better than last week.

Potatoes, piss, and slave collars....that should have been the title of the episode.

Great work. Best one so far.

I still contend that throwing naked lady daggers is cheating.

Deathfish15:
Potatoes, piss, and slave collars....that should have been the title of the episode.

"Dickhead in the wind" would've also worked.

Yup that how I feel and reacted to Jamie during that scene (wh ydid they changed that bit in the book) and also the real genuine leather with Uh ohh! made me laugh the most in today episode!

Did... Did you say Tubby Tustard?

Is it Tubby Tastard? Was my life a lie?!

That actually got a nice couple of laughs from me, good job!

And that Daenerys impression was disturbly accurate.

Urh:

Deathfish15:
Potatoes, piss, and slave collars....that should have been the title of the episode.

"Dickhead in the wind" would've also worked.

And rape. Don't forget the rape. Because Jamie was totally turning into a cool guy up until this point.

Still don't think this series is amounting to much. I hope it improves; the jokes fall a bit flat and the whole "It's funny because of voices" is getting a bit old.

I wish he'd go back to abridging E4 and such.

Anyone who says this isn't funny obviously watches or has read the books because I couldn't make myself go past the third book it was just too silly at that point to me and I don't watch the show at all so I think these are fantastic - not only to a chuckle but I also get to pretend to all the people who really watch this that I know what's going on so they don't try to convert me into one of them. Seriously - people who are deeply into any series are worse than door to door bible folk trying to get you to sign on to their cultish ways.

Mylinkay Asdara:
Anyone who says this isn't funny obviously watches or has read the books because I couldn't make myself go past the third book it was just too silly at that point to me and I don't watch the show at all so I think these are fantastic - not only to a chuckle but I also get to pretend to all the people who really watch this that I know what's going on so they don't try to convert me into one of them. Seriously - people who are deeply into any series are worse than door to door bible folk trying to get you to sign on to their cultish ways.

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OT:
I giggled at the very end :P Genuine leather is probably hard to come by near so many deserts.

that one made me laugh, and i liked the break from characters to voice legitimate complaints. i think a combination of the two work quite nicely together, and saves the series from being entirely just *insert silly voice here*. not saying i didn't enjoy the others, but this ep was one of the best IMO

Wait, does Matt just carry several belts with him at all times?

"Gee, I can't see to get these pants to stay up!"
"MATT LEES TO THE THE RESCUE!"

*coconuts clopping*

Thanks god, I thought I was the only one who noticed Littlefinger's weird Irish/Cornish/Pirate accent on the boat!

Alex Laird:
Thanks god, I thought I was the only one who noticed Littlefinger's weird Irish/Cornish/Pirate accent on the boat!

Yeah, this bit had me laughing my ass off, because at that point in the episode I was REALLY trying to not laugh at his ridiculous, out-of-nowhere accent. Right after that part of the episode, one of my friends asked if that was supposed to be some sort of twist about Littlefinger's background and I lost it.

Why eat potatos when I can eat your daddy?!
xD

Can't wait for next episode!

Lil_Rimmy:
Wait, does Matt just carry several belts with him at all times?

"Gee, I can't see to get these pants to stay up!"
"MATT LEES TO THE THE RESCUE!"

*coconuts clopping*

Preparing for a Tyranid invasion.

Christer Jonsson:

Lil_Rimmy:
Wait, does Matt just carry several belts with him at all times?

"Gee, I can't see to get these pants to stay up!"
"MATT LEES TO THE THE RESCUE!"

*coconuts clopping*

Preparing for a Tyranid invasion.

I would have thought "Rob Liefeld sleeper agent", but that works too.

OT: I miss Strong Belwas, and the Thenns who were actually an organized society; It was nice to things that undercut the stereotypes that people in books had (every pit fighter is a monster/all the wildlings are savages).

It keeps getting better and better // Keep up the great work guys

-M

tangoprime:

Alex Laird:
Thanks god, I thought I was the only one who noticed Littlefinger's weird Irish/Cornish/Pirate accent on the boat!

Yeah, this bit had me laughing my ass off, because at that point in the episode I was REALLY trying to not laugh at his ridiculous, out-of-nowhere accent. Right after that part of the episode, one of my friends asked if that was supposed to be some sort of twist about Littlefinger's background and I lost it.

I was talking with my friends about this, and they reminded me of something from the books:

I wanted to repeat this, since I deleted my Facebook, and my initial comment disappeared.

But seriously, these aren't funny. They're quite the opposite...

Funny stuff. Good job man! I like them all a lot! You're a funny dude!

Hahahaha, dickhead in the wind

 

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