Fraught With Peril: Lolthian Mother's Day

Fraught With Peril: Lolthian Mother's Day

It is a holiday of fear celebrated in the depths of the earth every month of the year.

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Don't give your victims a gun you fool! They could use it to hurt the children! Give them a knife instead, the children will be too quick!

Also give them vodka. They seem to like that.

Uh yeah, what is going on under that blanket?

Do I want to know? Do I even dare to?

kailus13:
Don't give your victims a gun you fool! They could use it to hurt the children! Give them a knife instead, the children will be too quick!

Also give them vodka. They seem to like that.

Really I just surprised the demon queen of the spiders gives their victims a way out at all seems far to generous. Maybe she know that the victim believes strong that suicide is wrong, so its a form of psychological torture? and besides a gun with one bullet is still probably less dangerous than a knife in this case.

Chimpzy:
Uh yeah, what is going on under that blanket?

Do I want to know? Do I even dare to?

Stare not into the abyss, lest the abyss stare back.

zerragonoss:

kailus13:
Don't give your victims a gun you fool! They could use it to hurt the children! Give them a knife instead, the children will be too quick!

Also give them vodka. They seem to like that.

Really I just surprised the demon queen of the spiders gives their victims a way out at all seems far to generous. Maybe she know that the victim believes strong that suicide is wrong, so its a form of psychological torture? and besides a gun with one bullet is still probably less dangerous than a knife in this case.

They take such an awfully long time to die, and their screams echo throughout the caves. Better to let them die quickly. They might upset the children otherwise.

Chimpzy:
Uh yeah, what is going on under that blanket?

Do I want to know? Do I even dare to?

The miracle of birth my friend, the miracle of birth. Specifically the birth of adorable spiders. He should burst any minute now!

Hail Citizens!

Thank you for the comments.
I would have responded sooner but I have been knitting hundreds of tiny spider booties.
Lolth demands a Mother's Day tribute or she will "release my juices."

It seems that all questions so far have been answered intelligently.
This tumescent celebration of life will soon burst with the pitter-patter of little feet
interrupted briefly by a single gunshot.

This kinda reminds me of this scene from Slither, just replace slugs with spiders ;)

The gun is such a gloriously awful touch. xD

I wonder if he has enough time to finish breakfast in bed.

well, the good news is that i understand this week's comic. the bad news is... well, i understand this week's terrifying comic. although, if i were the demon spider in charge, i'd have given a revolver with a single bullet just out of reach.

Its only a lowly male, Lolth cares not for the sacrifice.
Bring forth the spiders.

Awwww. That's so touching. Reminds me of my own kids birth.

Nick Lerman:

This tumescent celebration of life will soon burst with the pitter-patter of little feet
interrupted briefly by a single gunshot.

Damn, that's bleak.

Great comic as always. Ya creep :)

 

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