Game of Thrones Abridged: "The Mountain and The Viper" - Two Men Enter

"The Mountain and The Viper" - Two Men Enter

In this week's episode of Game of Thrones Abridged, the wildlings go psycho on yet another village, Grey Worm and Missandei change their facebook relationship status, Ramsey proves that he's totally a trustworthy fellow and earns a promotion, Sansa decides to join the game, Jorah gets put on sabbatical, and The Hound just can't seem to catch a break. Plus, The Mountain and Oberyn Martell get into a bit of a tussle.

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I never could quite put my finger on just what was missing from the series... how could I have been so dumb, OF COURSE it was wombats.

"Meanwhile, in World of Warcraft, the Hound remains unable to complete his fetch quest."

Don't you just hate it when NPCs glitch out and die. Now that damn quest will be in his log forever.

TripleDaddy:
"Meanwhile, in World of Warcraft, the Hound remains unable to complete his fetch quest."

Don't you just hate it when NPCs glitch out and die. Now that damn quest will be in his log forever.

TBH that NPC's been glitchy since v1.0, when the only rewards were 1x breastmilk, aerie room w/ view, or flight (5 seconds). At least Lannister quests reward you with coin. Although failure to complete could result in decapitation or vivisection.

Spoiler, the dragons eat all the wombats.

"Where are my wombats?" I guess?

Remus:

TripleDaddy:
"Meanwhile, in World of Warcraft, the Hound remains unable to complete his fetch quest."

Don't you just hate it when NPCs glitch out and die. Now that damn quest will be in his log forever.

TBH that NPC's been glitchy since v1.0, when the only rewards were 1x breastmilk, aerie room w/ view, or flight (5 seconds). At least Lannister quests reward you with coin. Although failure to complete could result in decapitation or vivisection.

Where can I find Oberyn's Helmet mod? Tried Nexus....

I was greatly amused by this. But seriously where are the wombats? I was told there (perhaps) would be wombats.

I am dissapoint. How has Jaime and Tyrion doing there impression of Cousin Orson not been put on a 20 minute loop and displayed all over the internet EVERYWHERE yet?

TripleDaddy:

Remus:

TripleDaddy:
"Meanwhile, in World of Warcraft, the Hound remains unable to complete his fetch quest."

Don't you just hate it when NPCs glitch out and die. Now that damn quest will be in his log forever.

TBH that NPC's been glitchy since v1.0, when the only rewards were 1x breastmilk, aerie room w/ view, or flight (5 seconds). At least Lannister quests reward you with coin. Although failure to complete could result in decapitation or vivisection.

Where can I find Oberyn's Helmet mod? Tried Nexus....

Have you tried Curse? I tried to find a mod to help with my Daenerys rep on my Mormont playthrough but I can't find anything and I think I'm about at game over.

The Hungry Samurai:
I am dissapoint. How has Jaime and Tyrion doing there impression of Cousin Orson not been put on a 20 minute loop and displayed all over the internet EVERYWHERE yet?

You mean like this?


SMASH THE BEETLES!

That's not a fetch quest, it's clearly an escort quest. 0 crushed Oberyn heads out of 10.
You're no Mountain of laughs that's for sure.

No I kid, it was funny.

shadowmagus:

TripleDaddy:

Remus:

TBH that NPC's been glitchy since v1.0, when the only rewards were 1x breastmilk, aerie room w/ view, or flight (5 seconds). At least Lannister quests reward you with coin. Although failure to complete could result in decapitation or vivisection.

Where can I find Oberyn's Helmet mod? Tried Nexus....

Have you tried Curse? I tried to find a mod to help with my Daenerys rep on my Mormont playthrough but I can't find anything and I think I'm about at game over.

Daenerys' rep is capped if you're a knight. Need to go merc or barbarian for max affection.

haha, "raven about the dress" Ahahahah! you guys are nuts

-M

Unable to complete the Fetch Quest....that's the best part of this episode when she's laughing non-stop because everywhere they're going to go, people they want to meet are already dead. Classy

Matt, this one was firing on all cylinders, LOVED Oberyn's "duel of the fates" intro, among all the others in this one. "I see dead beetles." Freaking instant classic.

"I bet everyone's gonna be "raven" about that dress" nicely joked.

Duel of the Fates, nice.

Thoroughly enjoyed, looking forward to more songs next week.

I feel kinda bad being the only one commenting with criticism, but honestly this series is pretty dam poor.

You make too many "Make a bad pun/joke...that's the joke" jokes, just saying it plain in that "funny" strained voice as if that should be able to carry it, way too much "lad" humour (personal taste issue, I know. Still annoys me though), and it just ultimately lacks any real whit.

It could be forgiven if maybe it shone a mirror on the show/did something interesting, but it's just the same tired jokes every time (though the hound fetch quest was funny. It felt like a joke with humour in it).

It was kinda made worse for me when I found on imgur the "tl;df" series today, which actually did a good job shedding light on the series, as well as just being much better thought out.

I really don't like being so down on something. I don't think I was this hard even on Jim Sterling when he started out (who was absolutely shit when he began). It's just when you're being paid to do this, when money from subscription members, and those who endure the obnoxious adverts go to fund this, I'd want it to keep to a standard of the other content on the site, which this most definitely does not. At least in my opinion.

 

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