Feed Dump: Idiot Loses Election to Robot

Idiot Loses Election to Robot

To be fair, the robot's platform really cut to the nuts and bolts of the issues.

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That was fantastic. It was the funniest in a long while. I really like this serge fellow. Is he a relatively new friend to LRR?

#notallrobots

That stinger was hilarious ^_^ ...as was the whole episode, obviously.
Also I put forth the motion to bring Serge to more Dumps - a fantastic performance by this fine newcomer.

I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

Oh wow... honestly with the quality of politicians (and voters) the developed world has seen in recent years, I'm a little bit surprised that "my opponent is a robot!" guy didn't get in by a landslide...

This was a really good feed dump. Very funny.

Johnson McGee:
I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

Incidentally, here's the website for robot-guy.

http://www.timothyraymurray.com/

Sadly, he seems to have taken most of it down since I last checked.

Latinidiot:
That was fantastic. It was the funniest in a long while. I really like this serge fellow. Is he a relatively new friend to LRR?

#notallrobots

Hes been on Desertbus for a couple of years and in a couple of LRRs videos.

Also that stinger, goddamn Alex lol.

Thankfully, we don't have to worry about LRR members being robots. Because we all know at this point that Loading Ready Run is people.

LOADING READY RUN IS PEOPLE!!

Pfft, I'm Finnish and we used to have a robot as a president for like 20 years. At least in the 80's Kekkonen was definitely an automaton.

But then again only a robot could ski 20 kilometres a day which was the most important quality for a president those days.

SlightlyEvil:

Johnson McGee:
I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

I had the same reservations, but it's not all bad; Stephen Harper is doing a decent job, so long as we remember to plug him in every night.

OT: You know, I think I've discovered the perfect way to commit a crime.
1) steal phone of person I dislike (let's say Chad from Accounting).
2) Break into the house of someone else, steal all the good stealables.
3) Before leaving, Instagram some photos of the victim's house.

People will be so happy to talk about the dumb criminal they'll pin it all on Chad, and I can walk away scott free.

SlightlyEvil:

Johnson McGee:
I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

While I agree that Mitt Romney displayed an emotional range similar to an automaton I have a hard time believing a true robot would be a Mormon. I must therefore conclude that Mitt Romney is in fact a cyborg.

I always love these, but this one is the first in a while that has killed me. xD

Well done.

You are all definitely smarter than "The Facebook Burglar". xD

Also, if politicians are robots, I think a lot of them need some software updates. Many don't seem to understand what the internet is. ;p

Serge's face is very animated, he's very fun to watch!

Good first dump Serge!

I really enjoyed Serge's Actering.

I find Serge's face fascinating. He looks very similar to a friend of mine from secondary school, it's really weird.

damn, Alex was on top of things this episode -- or, to give him his proper robot name, 4L3X 5T34CY

Yes, Serge needs to Dump more often!

And of course Alex is a robot - how else explain his obsession with lady-bots?

I am Swiss cheese, because I am holey. Not, like, religious-holy, like, I have holes in me.

Well, we can't let that pass without giving a shout out to this:

Johnson McGee:

SlightlyEvil:

Johnson McGee:
I would vote for a robot, they'd probably be less programmable than a human congressperson anyway.

I disagree. I've got nothing against robots - some of my best friends are Silicon-American - but if I were willing to vote for a robot over a flesh-and-blood human, I'd have voted for Mitt Romney.

While I agree that Mitt Romney displayed an emotional range similar to an automaton I have a hard time believing a true robot would be a Mormon. I must therefore conclude that Mitt Romney is in fact a cyborg.

That's obviously just a cover, you fool; it pretends to be mormon because robots can't have coffee!

We need more Serge in Feed Dump. Come to think of it, we need more Serge in LoadingReadyRun in general.

#TeamPowerSerge for LIFE!!!

Ah... Serge looses his dump virginity...

Wait... that came out wrong...

Dear Serge, we're so sorry you have to go through all that & hope you enjoyed your nap afterwards, love & kisses LRR fans

Also, His Facebook Profile!?! Are you fucking kidding me! How stupid are people! This is what smart phones are for!
Second also, why didn't the guy have his pc password locked?

-M

You humans. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. You are so like children. So we will protect you, from yourselves.

Cheney 2016!

Serge, seriously, you're on the internet, how did you keep your faith in humanity for this long?

Also, the moment I saw that hat, I knew there would be MRA jokes.

It took to the "M'lady", but at that exact moment, this became the funniest Feed Dump I've ever seen ever. xD

Keep Serge around! He's a good luck charm.

Somehow, this felt entirely relevant.

Regardless, Serge needs to be around for more stories about crazy people being crazy. He has good reactions.

Come vis me if you vant to vote.

GET TO DE CHAFFER!

Life's greatest joy is to crush your enemies at de polls, to drive deir legislation out before you, and to hear de lamentation of deir constituency.

You Americans think you got it bad? Look, at the very worst, you only have a robot occupying a minor Government seat. Over here in the UK, we managed to elect one as Prime Minister! Somehow!

Great one. The newby was left broken and the stinger was amazing. This is what you want from a Feed Dump.

Also:

A pox on your house!

Well, a pox upon you as well, Kathleen! May Grandfather Nurgle bless you with his maganimous gifts.

Blue cheese! WOOO!

Legions of lesions!

______'s status for the day: "TOTALLY STEALING THIS GUYS STUFF LOL, 1832 KENSINGTON. SO MUCH FUN!"

Great Canadian accent at the end Kathleen! :D

Have not even watched the video yet but the title makes me comment right now. So the Idiot in question lost to Al Gore? That is shocking!

You guys put out great episodes.
Kathleen is hilarious and way above average in the looks department!
The rest of you guys are also funny.

 

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