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Worst Pre-Order Sin Ever

Destiny offers Beta access if we pre-order, but is that a good thing or a slap in the face? Meanwhile, we're giving away a Destiny Beta code!

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Pre-orders can suck it. I'm tired of companies holding content hostage.

...Good lord. Destiny codes almost coming out the wazoo lately.

God show and cameos.

Love the cameos. :)

Good episode you guys.

I have this vision of someone getting onto a Skype with Yahtzee just as he's about to leave to do something "Grown Up", they ask him "Can you read this script for a -" and Yahtzee just looks at his phone going "No.". Then NRA going "We gotta work with what we got." and uses it perfectly.

Until Yahtzee realizes what's happened and suddenly all the Imps have Kyle and Dan's faces in inappropriate locations for the foreseeable future.

Fuck destiny I wouldnt want the code if you gave it to me. What I DO want is more crossover content. Yay for guests on the show! ^^

Good episode, and good use of the cameos.

I might play Destiny - if it turns out to be good - but I have no interest in playing the beta. Why risk spoiling your view of the game on a version that's still in development, or risk getting tired of it before it's even done?

While I don't disagree that Catwoman thing was stupid, I want to point out an inaccuracy with the information.

The Catwoman content in Batman: Arkham City was no pre-order exclusive (if I recall correctly). It was content only available to NEW copies of the game, and not used. You could pay for that content separately if you bought used, but unless the prices of the game was low enough for you to break even, you were getting ripped off. Again, I could possibly be wrong, but I thought that was the original issue at hand and that it wasn't just pre-order specific.

*reads "trying to recap huge cost of rendering women?"*

*dies laughing*

Gun skins are my favourite kind of pre-order bonus, because I usually couldn't give a crap whether or not I have them. I mean, unless it turns into a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning....

SilverUchiha:
While I don't disagree that Catwoman thing was stupid, I want to point out an inaccuracy with the information.

The Catwoman content in Batman: Arkham City was no pre-order exclusive (if I recall correctly). It was content only available to NEW copies of the game, and not used. You could pay for that content separately if you bought used, but unless the prices of the game was low enough for you to break even, you were getting ripped off. Again, I could possibly be wrong, but I thought that was the original issue at hand and that it wasn't just pre-order specific.

This is absolutely correct, though I think there was confusion at the time it was announced, so they may simply have mis-remembered the information.

It was also heavily unclear as to whether digital versions of the game came with it included, like most "new only stuff." Because sometimes those online passes don't come free with the games.

I know this whole thing is about pre-order bonuses, but I'm now considering a Season Pass to be a Pre-order 'bonus'. It's basically saying hey, we gutted this game, but if you sign up now, you can get the rest for a cheaper deal! Here's the one part about season passes I really dislike, and it somewhat takes both sides of the argument.

Sometimes, it just becomes about beating a dead horse with a stick.

Borderlands 2. A Game that I loved. A game that I have two hundred hours logged. I played the ever loving stuff out of that game. I dug it. It was for me. Then low and behold, a season pass? Sure! Give me all you got!

Then the season pass content was a bit... lackluster. A lot of it felt sparse and underpopulated compared to the main game. Captain Scarlet and her Pirate Booty felt a bit hallow. It took an obviously enjoyable game and, in my point of view, slowly made it lifeless. Because 'Hey, sexual innuendo' and 'hey... not really new guns, but new skins and the damage is amped up!' really doesn't capture the need of 'I want to fucking save these people from this asshole' drive I had in the main campaign.

-sidebar. If any game needed a mortality system, it was Borderlands 2. I hate Handsome Jack with a passion. I realize I'm probably literally the only person who does. I think a lot of people would have ended up wanting to join Handsome Jack because he was 'funny'. It already was an open world game, why not let the player choose sides?

Question can't you cancel pre-orders? so pre-order Destiny play the Beta and if you don't like it cancel the pre-order.

What about the whole Capcom "We already have the better version of the game we're releasing made, but you have to buy the inferior version and wait till we sell enough copies of the inferior game before we release the better version." or "there wasn't enough twitter hype about a game that we hardly even announced that we were considering, so we're not gonna make it. What about Sega of America's "We're going to localize PSO2 to the US, it should take us a month or two longer than expected. Full english translation and servers ready for a year, let's not say anything and shut down the servers to its predecessors."

Yes, I know that has nothing to do with preordering. It's still crap.

ObsidianJones:
I know this whole thing is about pre-order bonuses, but I'm now considering a Season Pass to be a Pre-order 'bonus'. It's basically saying hey, we gutted this game, but if you sign up now, you can get the rest for a cheaper deal! Here's the one part about season passes I really dislike, and it somewhat takes both sides of the argument.

Sometimes, it just becomes about beating a dead horse with a stick.

Borderlands 2. A Game that I loved. A game that I have two hundred hours logged. I played the ever loving stuff out of that game. I dug it. It was for me. Then low and behold, a season pass? Sure! Give me all you got!

Then the season pass content was a bit... lackluster. A lot of it felt sparse and underpopulated compared to the main game. Captain Scarlet and her Pirate Booty felt a bit hallow. It took an obviously enjoyable game and, in my point of view, slowly made it lifeless. Because 'Hey, sexual innuendo' and 'hey... not really new guns, but new skins and the damage is amped up!' really doesn't capture the need of 'I want to fucking save these people from this asshole' drive I had in the main campaign.

-sidebar. If any game needed a mortality system, it was Borderlands 2. I hate Handsome Jack with a passion. I realize I'm probably literally the only person who does. I think a lot of people would have ended up wanting to join Handsome Jack because he was 'funny'. It already was an open world game, why not let the player choose sides?

I hate season passes and dlc most of the time, but I am currently playing the bl2 dlc (have beat torgue and capt. scarlett) and love it. I don't really see what your problem with it was.

I don't want the code. It is not my "Destiny" to beta test it heh. Yeah this week's video reminded me of this.... http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=331

I was thinking to myself playing Soul Calibur 5. Like I remember when I just had go thru all different modes and fight a ton of stuff to unlock any extra characters and extra outfits and weapons. Now....go buy any special outfits from the online store. I liked it better when playing the game was it's own reward. Not having my credit card be the skeleton key to cool stuff.

Groverfield:
What about the whole Capcom "We already have the better version of the game we're releasing made, but you have to buy the inferior version and wait till we sell enough copies of the inferior game before we release the better version." or "there wasn't enough twitter hype about a game that we hardly even announced that we were considering, so we're not gonna make it. What about Sega of America's "We're going to localize PSO2 to the US, it should take us a month or two longer than expected. Full english translation and servers ready for a year, let's not say anything and shut down the servers to its predecessors."

Yes, I know that has nothing to do with preordering. It's still crap.

Closer to the mark would be Asura's Wrath, aka the game that the never told anyone was going to be the first entry in a series, and that's just me being generous and assuming Capcom did what they did because lack luster sales stopped that from branching out instead of purposefully selling me a $60 game with an unlockable a cliffhanger I had to shell out for DLC later to get a resolution to.

The fact that it all ended up getting released within the following months really makes me suspicious that it was cut from the main game (either as finished content for some of it or by a launch day cutoff point).

Seriously though, this was the game along with Aliens (which I didn't buy but made me so paranoid about my Metal Gear Rising preorder not measuring up to the demo) that caused me to stop preordering.

Meanwhile the Arkham Knight thing has gotten me to wait for complete editions for any game that announces any DLC before a game is done. I'd kind of had that policy since Borderlands 2, but now it's cemented.

If you announce DLC before a game's launch and especially if you're going to pull this game of exclusive preorder garbage I will wait till I can get the whole package for the price of the full game that it is at that point (given how side quests and unlockables in pretty much everything but open world games have disappeared these days).

I deserve it because, well, if the beta ends up being lame, who would deserve it more than a lame gamer?

lastjustice:
I don't want the code. It is not my "Destiny" to beta test it heh. Yeah this week's video reminded me of this.... http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=331

I was thinking to myself playing Soul Calibur 5. Like I remember when I just had go thru all different modes and fight a ton of stuff to unlock any extra characters and extra outfits and weapons. Now....go buy any special outfits from the online store. I liked it better when playing the game was it's own reward. Not having my credit card be the skeleton key to cool stuff.

I would have been truly surprised if this thread didn't have someone willing to make a Destiny pun in it.

How a bout store exludive items that you aren't able to use right away?

For Test Drive Unlimited 2 the pre-order bonus from Steam was a in game car, the Pagani Zonda tricolore. Which was cool. What was not cool was that it cost a million dollars and you need to grind your way to earn enough money to buy it in game! Even when it was my pre-order bonus!

I never was able to get enough money so I hacked my save file to give myself enough money to buy the damn car. Then the game had the audacity to accuse me of cheating because I didn't earn it!

Also, Preorder the upcoming NES game, Metroid to get Samus's iconic Justin Bailey outfit. Isn't it iconic?

They should really give the code to me. That way I can sell it to someone else who actually wants it. I get money, they get the code. It's win-win!

Tono Makt:
I have this vision of someone getting onto a Skype with Yahtzee just as he's about to leave to do something "Grown Up", they ask him "Can you read this script for a -" and Yahtzee just looks at his phone going "No.". Then NRA going "We gotta work with what we got." and uses it perfectly.

Until Yahtzee realizes what's happened and suddenly all the Imps have Kyle and Dan's faces in inappropriate locations for the foreseeable future.

Yes! Hear hear on the cameos! More cross-over content on the videos, please.

Zachary Amaranth:
*reads "trying to recap huge cost of rendering women?"*

*dies laughing*

Gun skins are my favourite kind of pre-order bonus, because I usually couldn't give a crap whether or not I have them. I mean, unless it turns into a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning....

SilverUchiha:
While I don't disagree that Catwoman thing was stupid, I want to point out an inaccuracy with the information.

The Catwoman content in Batman: Arkham City was no pre-order exclusive (if I recall correctly). It was content only available to NEW copies of the game, and not used. You could pay for that content separately if you bought used, but unless the prices of the game was low enough for you to break even, you were getting ripped off. Again, I could possibly be wrong, but I thought that was the original issue at hand and that it wasn't just pre-order specific.

This is absolutely correct, though I think there was confusion at the time it was announced, so they may simply have mis-remembered the information.

Wasn't the "shurikens and lighting" gun in Bulletstorm? I remember that game having a downloadable skin for a gun that made it look like it had tits and was on fire. And you're right about the Catwoman unlock code coming with new copies, not as a preorder-only thing.

OT: What gets my goat is the sheer number of EDITIONS a game has for preorder [glances on Ubisoft's direction] that vary by what extra missions/weapons/goodies you get IN the game and physical schwag you get with them, like mini-statues, flags, accessories, and toys. Like when I preordered Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker from Gamestop, I got an official MGS:PW bandana which I've used as part of my Snake costume that past 5 years, as well as a concept art book.

Worst pre-order sin? How about the game just being shit but sold on lies like Aliens: Colonial Marines.

Captcha: "Yes definitely"

Quality concerns aside though... I would lean towards extra items (functional, not skins) because if you don't get it you feel like you're missing something but if you DO get it, they usually make the game so piss easy it's not even worth playing.

Well I'd say I deserve the Destiny beta code not for my self but for a buddy of mine who seems to be on the fence about it, would like him to give it a shot, especially since he's such a big fan of the Halo series. As for me I'll just wait and hope for a PC version.

So...pretty sure this qualifies as most one-sided victory ever?

3 to 99, ouch.

Darth_Payn:

Wasn't the "shurikens and lighting" gun in Bulletstorm? I remember that game having a downloadable skin for a gun that made it look like it had tits and was on fire. And you're right about the Catwoman unlock code coming with new copies, not as a preorder-only thing.

Was it in Bulletsorm? I think the original game was Painkiller, but I wouldn't put it past Bulletstorm.

OT: What gets my goat is the sheer number of EDITIONS a game has for preorder [glances on Ubisoft's direction] that vary by what extra missions/weapons/goodies you get IN the game and physical schwag you get with them, like mini-statues, flags, accessories, and toys. Like when I preordered Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker from Gamestop, I got an official MGS:PW bandana which I've used as part of my Snake costume that past 5 years, as well as a concept art book.

Oh God, yes. The fact that we now need flowcharts, spreadsheets, and checklists to determine what we're getting in our pre-orders is freaking insane. I didn't mind multiple editions at first, but they seem to be multiplying like a wet Mogwai. And, I mean, for the most part I don't care--I don't really pre-order anymore--but I dislike the practice.

Not to mention, the pre-order push is part of the reason I don't pre-order anymore.

I still think the worse pre-order sin is actually during a game pre-order's aftermath when the game's already out...

Okay... So, let's pretend that you did not pre-order Game PO, despite the pre-order bonuses ranged from exclusive skins to story-related content, and just decide to just by the "vanilla" version of the game after the price was low enough to get it... (I mean, the reviews have been positive for the most part... Not too positive, per se, but enough to still make you go "I'll buy that game after the price is so low, it's like I'm buying it used on Amazon/E-bay"...) You boot up the game and as it boots up, it reminds you about those pre-order bonuses you missed out on by always checking to see if you've downloaded any DLC... Now, at first, this doesn't bother you... You can easily ignore it, since it doesn't even last long enough to dwell on that fact for even a good long second... However, as you're playing the "vanilla" version of the game, the game keeps hammering on about the content you DON'T have because that's all DLC-related... and the worse part about it is that these constant reminders about the lack of DLC you have all relate back to the pre-order bonuses that were exclusive to just being pre-order bonuses... You can't buy them separately for X amount of digital cash/bones, yet the game will keep pestering you about said bonuses in the form of DLC...

But wait... It gets even better! The GOTY-type version of Game PO, also, does not have those pre-order bonuses in the form of DLC... and the game will still reminds you about said bonuses since (surprise surprise) that was the true way of experiencing a game such as this... In other words, not only was content held away through a pre-order bonus, but legally you can't get said bonuses in order to have the "full experience" the game was suppose to have offer... and not even the GOTY-type version helps in this situation...

So, that's what I think is the worse pre-order sin, since it's something that not even the consumer can prevent from happening in the long run...

I think everything Kyle said is correct too.

Just imagine instead of down R up L Y B to play 10star on street fighter 2 turbo you have to get it as a preorder.

Just imagine the blood in mortal kombat you can get only as a preorder.

Just imagine the master sword in zelda was a preorder bonus.

Just imagine the fire flower in super mario you can only get as a preorder.

Just imagine all that stuff CAN happen if you continue to support preorder.

p.s. keep the destiny code, I'm not buying the game, it looks like another uninteresting shooter.

Shjade:
So...pretty sure this qualifies as most one-sided victory ever?

3 to 99, ouch.

It's just...paintball mode! I KNOW that would have been a pre-order bonus of that game came out today. And it hurts so bad.

Next show should be "Worst Free to play sin ever"... Eve $80 monocle or Mech Warrior Online $500 gold mech.

I think skins are fine as preorder bonuses. Sure they are easy to make and they aren't game changers but I don't think preorder bonus should be. I'm probably bias since I don't preorder so content that I don't particularly care about as a pre-order bonus is obviously going to sound better to me than something I really do want.
However they should put a bit more effort into a skin than literately just changing the colour of a gun where it looks like it could easily have been done in a few seconds with the tint slider. Make it cool looking skins that stand out.

There was no beating Kyle's final argument there. The fact that stuff like Paintball mode in Goldeneye would be DLC if that game were made today is fucking painful to think about.

Incidentally loved the cameos by Jim and Yatzee.

I shall win the beta key, because it's my ...destiny.
Or because I wrote the worst pun.

I hate preorders just like any other sane consumer, but honestly, are they really so much different from buying games or movies the usual way?

It's still the same thing basically - we pay for something we hope we'll like but there's no guarantee whatsoever. No, reviews don't help. I've bought a ton of games which were reviewed well but which I hated; and another ton of games which were trashed but which I liked. Kane&Lynch is the most obvious example of the latter, also right now I'm playing The Bureau for example and I'm surprised how much I like it, considering how poorly it was received by everyone. A good $1 purchase would be a good $20 or $more purchase but of course I didn't buy it before, because I got burned too many times so now I only buy the old cheap stuff.

Anyway, while pre-order incentives are shitty practice especially if they hold a part of the game ransom, I'm beginning to feel that pre-ordering isn't that much different from the usual game purchase on or around launch dates.

Blue Ranger:
Pre-orders can suck it. I'm tired of companies holding content hostage.

Exactly. The worst pre-order sin ever is pre-ordering, pure and simple.

Gamers have only themselves to blame for the unimaginative, franchise milking garbage they get fed because they continue to reward developers for not trying.

Oh and as for the BETA Key, please give it to someone with a short enough attention span to want to play this dross.

I'd say the worst, at least in recent memory, was Watch Dogs. Oh you want this extra content well you have to buy from this place. Oh you want this but not that piece, too bad! Oh you want all the content, fuck you buy multiple copies you sheep!

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