Feed Dump: Nobody Likes Aquaman

Nobody Likes Aquaman

Also, surprise! Skeletons!

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Team Power Serge!

Also, I really liked the Batman: Brave and the Bold version of Aquaman. :D

I liked the Brave and the Bold version of Aquaman as well.

CAPTCHA: carbon-copy

That's just your opinion, Captcha.

Aqua Trucker...oh lawd. Nearly fell out of chair laughing at the inanity of that.

BTW...I applaud your guys' resolve to avoid the obvious Mrs. Doubtfire reference with that last story.

Coming 2018...
Establishing shot: A taxi driving through a deserted downtown area. SOME SCHMUCK stumbles in

NARRATOR (Jeremy Irons if we can swing it): The world is full of dangerous predators, preying on the weak...

Cut to a darkened aquarium. We can see shapes moving in a tank labelled "SHARKS"

NARRATOR: If you let down your guard for even a moment, there's no telling what will rise from the deeps to gobble you up...

Cut to the interior of the taxi. SOME SCHMUCK is sprawled in the backseat, his wallet clearly visible. In the rearview mirror, we can see BARBARA's eyes narrow in vicious anticipation as she makes room in her bra.

NARRATOR: Fortunately for you, there's more than monsters in this ocean...

Cut to a truck peeling away from the aquarium, where the tanks are mysteriously empty. Feminine hands grip the steering wheel.

NARRATOR: So swim safely, keep your head, and remember...

Cut back to the taxi. BARBARA takes her hand off the wheel and pulls out a knife. As she looks back out front, her eyes open in shock to see BILLY THE SWORDFISH hurtling nose-first through the windshield

NARRATOR: There's always a bigger fish.

Smash cut to the title card

WATER WOMAN

I'm interested which issues those were with the Aqua truck. I think this should be shared.

Sooo... how soon can we expect Aquatrucker fan artwork?

Jandau:
Sooo... how soon can we expect Aquatrucker fan artwork?

I want .gifs at least

Evil Smurf:

Jandau:
Sooo... how soon can we expect Aquatrucker fan artwork?

I want .gifs at least

:D I'd like a gif of Graham putting on the nose and then saying "I demand to be taken seriously".

That would be great.
Side note: Lots of stories about lost dead bodies. What does a dead body have to do to get noticed?

As for the ATM thief. :/ Maybe he stuffed some of the money he stole into his bra? I don't know.

Good show!
=w= b

I wonder if "Aqua Trucker" can survive long enough to be a Desert Bus meme.

Take that, evolutionists!

<.<

Oh, God, I remember the Aquaman truck thing. Why did you remind me? Why?????

Okay. Next Desert Bus I want Serge to crossdress as an old woman.
It's going to happen.

Rocketman, Southern man, simple man, working man...the man in the box?

AquaTruckers totally needs to be a show on SyFy now. Have Aquaman and Aqualad riding around the US fighting crime with their portable aquariums, then one day they stop off at a truck stop in Smallville and come across Clark Kent, he doesn't don his costume or anything he is just a reporter there with a namebadge that says "Kent" who is interviewing the vigilante truckers.

WATER WOMAN

AHAHAHA

That was hilarious, especially when Graham brought up real panels of Aquaman in action!

EDIT: I want to see an Aquaman truck simulator. You can do it internet.

Seriously guys if you haven't seen Barbara the transsexual cab driver from the British comedy League of Gentlemen look it up and be prepared to be scarred for life +)

Thunderous Cacophony:
Coming 2018...
Cut to a darkened aquarium. We can see shapes moving in a tank labelled "SHARKS"

Is this, how Sharknado started? :P

Damn this Aquamantrucker killed me!

And thus the Aquatrucker movement is born. Keep this going. It HAS to become a thing!

More Serge in Feed Dump is always a good thing. #TeamPowerSerge

Also, him and Beej have excellent chemistry here, and that Aquatrucker bit absolutely killed me. Had to pause for a good minute to recover.

Jason Momoa is just gonna have to rip a Russian Submarine in half with his bare hands to get people to stop laughing at his character now.

How could you forget the Muffin Man?

It is indeed a first that no-one was injured in a Feed Dump story. I can only take this as a sign of the apocalypse.

I second Serges question. What was the time scale of this cross-dressing theft?

Just a bit of voice training and a wig, and Serge would make quite a convincing grandmother.

"Just 'cause it's a clown wig, doesn't mean I have to entertain you." Yes you do Graham, it's in the clown contract.

Darklord008:
More Serge in Feed Dump is always a good thing. #TeamPowerSerge

Also, him and Beej have excellent chemistry here

True that, great combo. They should appear together more often in Feed Dump definitely.

Don't worry about the nerd cred...

With a name like "Serge Yager," you are plenty BADASS enough! I swear, it sounds like a name that should be on the "Expendables" title crawl...right next to "DOLPH LUNDGREN!!!"

the bra and wig taxi driver - yeah if you rob somone drunk and he remmebers it the next day he will think a woman robbed him, so it cant be that man taxi drivers fault now. it was stnadard CYA (cover your ass) procedure. it was justly assumed it was " a disguise".

Redlin5:
WATER WOMAN

AHAHAHA

That was hilarious, especially when Graham brought up real panels of Aquaman in action!

EDIT: I want to see an Aquaman truck simulator. You can do it internet.

I thought of that too, and I scanned through the comments to see if anyone else had made that comment. I didn't want to be one of those people who makes a post thinking that I was the only one who made that post. I am using excessive words to avoid my post being seen as low-content.

Would be awesome that once you get to your destination, you have to defeat the bad guys.

Thunderous Cacophony:
[plot]

Smash cut to the title card

WATER WOMAN

I'd watch that movie... once at least.

And yeah Beej and Serge make a great duo.

I'm also curious as to how many cuts of Archeology Graham took before he just said screw it and kept the best of the bad.

I did enjoy the Aquaman sidetrack they took there in the middle

-M

Aquaman vs. Sharknado.

I am done!

Ooh! Ooh! I'm excited about this Feed Dump because I read about the skeleton story before watching this!

The most awesome part about the story is the photographs that were taken for the original article. See, the photographer was Kyle Cassidy (the Who Killed Amanda Palmer? book, the Where I Write series, many other things) and he showed off a great behind the scenes picture and talked about his process for taking the photos:

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Kyle's work is on the left, the same skeleton with just regular overhead lighting is on the right.

Isn't that amazing? Also, the two museum workers who were there with him were Dr. Brad and Dr. Janet (but no Dr. Scott).

kailus13:
it's in the clown contract.

I think you meant ...
/sunglasses
...the clowntract.

Darklord008:
More Serge in Feed Dump is always a good thing. #TeamPowerSerge

Also, him and Beej have excellent chemistry here

I still prefer Cam and Alex. That is just a recipe for inappropriate dark humor.
Also Kathleen and James is great. Especially with stories involving bodily fluids.

The aqua trucker bit was amusing.

 

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