Feed Dump: The Tale of the Exploding Egg Nog

The Tale of the Exploding Egg Nog

Also, the official Scrabble dictionary gets updated with some awful words.

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Personally, I think that if someone can spell out "hashtag" before another word in Scrabble they deserve full points.

Also, I imagine that those speeding tickets were invalid because they were accidentally being applied to the thick clouds of mosquitoes that were racing around Winnipeg, sucking residents dry at 60 km/hr.

You guys need to go back to using a tripod if your going to be doing these zingers so often that no one can hold the camera straight though a one liner... lol. I think that's like three episodes in a row. :D

I needed to pee after watching this video due to the constant sound of trickling water. Graham, remember to jiggle the handle before filming.

What they don't tell you about exploding egg nog, is the shell fragments.

I like the weird tangent this one went during the Scrabble segment // Also, Cam was in the zone this week!

-M

I..Hate...Winnipeg.. nah i love winnipeg, but seriously our photo radar cops here are total NAZI's! this isnt even surprising. they have been caught set up immediatley behind the slow down sign nabbing people as they fail to slow down in half a metre. maybe hyperbole but not much, they're just trying to reach their quotas.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should be happy or disappointed that my town was mentioned in Feed Dump. Also, in regards to the number of speeding tickets in four days... Welcome to Winnipeg.

When the eggnog exploded, the fire marshal said he felt the blast at his house - a mile away! That's some powerful nog! There were 2 explosions, the first being from the furnace heating the eggnog, and a second from a pocket of hot air built up within the vat. Did these guys not know anything about pressure dynamics? Nog needs to be in a constant state of movement while cooking. In other words, keep stirring. This is not what we mean by flavor explosion.

"JUST _____ 'EM OUT!"

Instant Alex catch-phrase. Just fill in the blank. Previous selections: Dome, Jund.

Lost it at Cam's description of a "funplex", especially followed by his stony stare and outburst that it has to make the "Honk!" sound.

Fantastic.

Cam made a Homestuck reference?

Could someone explain Homestuck?

Also, Cam rocks. Everybody rocks, of course, it's just that Cam just a little more than everyone else.

I wonder what flavor they were working on. I've only heard of the spiced and spiked flavors of eggnog(other than the original of coarse).

Cam's definition of a funplex was GOLD.

What kind of improper wording can nullify 2500 speeding tickets?

Even Cams impeccable poker face fails when confronted with Homestuck.

Hahahaha, Winnipeg jokes!

Alex and Cam are possibly the best combination for the couch.

Obviously you've got no relatives in Omaha, NE

http://fun-plex.com/

It's a little amusement park... mostly employed with college students who are fucking... well fucking everywhere.

I must say that I was most impressed by Cam's knowledge of what is most likely to explode in a chemistry lab. However, he forgot the fun of heating organic solvents in an open container.

Speeding ticket every 2 minutes? amateurs!

There was a speeding radar placed in my hometown right after a bridge. everyone was speeding down the bridge into a long straight street. The radar was later taken away as a failed thing because it was doing over 5000 tickets per day and they though that was just not reasonable.

People driving there would actually honk at you if you didnt speed down there because apperently you are supposed to.

I think the real question is when theofficial Scrabble dictionary is going to recognize the legitimacy of the word Kwyjibo.

Aesir23:
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should be happy or disappointed that my town was mentioned in Feed Dump. Also, in regards to the number of speeding tickets in four days? ... Welcome to Winnipeg.

Welcome to Winnipeg... here is your complimentary speeding ticket. Enjoy your Stay. ?

Elijah Newton:
Cam made a Homestuck reference?

Could someone explain Homestuck?

Also, Cam rocks. Everybody rocks, of course, it's just that Cam just a little more than everyone else.

Agreed. Cam is awesome. :)

Homestuck a comic you can read online that has interactive elements and is made using basically only MS Paint and Flash. There's one character who is similar to a Clown and this character who does a souplex at one point.

It's a calssic case of gets better later (and the less you know the better), but if you're not on board with the first say... 50 pages chances are it's not your thing. Homestuck has a Lot of readers who are very dedicated, and they will tell you it's the best thing and everybody MUST read it, but I know of many people who didn't think it was their cup of tea.

If you read and enjoy the sarcastic, linguistic, programming inspired, romantic, internet based humor of XKCD you might enjoy Homestuck.
Here's a link to the first page
And Here's a link to info for new readers.

Demagogue:

Aesir23:
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should be happy or disappointed that my town was mentioned in Feed Dump. Also, in regards to the number of speeding tickets in four days? ... Welcome to Winnipeg.

Welcome to Winnipeg... here is your complimentary speeding ticket. Enjoy your Stay. ?

Either that or "Welcome to Winnipeg. Be very careful even when using the crosswalks at the appropriate time because people here think stopping at a red is optional and that yellow means you should speed up to beat the red light."

Kind of works both ways.

Aesir23:

Kind of works both ways.

Oh I agree wholeheartedly as much as people claim cash grab... the fact that they ARE making that much money off of it highlights the fact that it is a real problem in the city. Are some of the traps sneaky/underhanded? Sure... are all of them? Nope.

My only real issue with speed cameras is that they are impersonal, and don't take the whole situation into account. Is there always an excuse, no; but that is up to an officer to decide. Did you get caught doing 53 in a 50 zone because it just changed from a 60 mid way down a hill and your car hadn't slowed down enough yet? Or did you get caught doing 80 in a 50 because you're an idiot.

JokerCrowe:

Elijah Newton:

Could someone explain Homestuck?

Homestuck a comic you can read online that has interactive elements and is made using basically only MS Paint and Flash. There's one character who is similar to a Clown and this character who does a souplex at one point.

If you read and enjoy the sarcastic, linguistic, programming inspired, romantic, internet based humor of XKCD you might enjoy Homestuck.
Here's a link to the first page
And Here's a link to info for new readers.

Hey cool - thanks for the heads up. I do like XKCD so I'll give it a shot.

008Zulu:
What they don't tell you about exploding egg nog, is the shell fragments.

That was too good. You're a Feed Dump plant, aren't you?

Elijah Newton:

Hey cool - thanks for the heads up. I do like XKCD so I'll give it a shot.

No prob. Glad I could help. :)

This grouping is always my favorite, bu give us more Kate.

Mmmmm, Kate Stark.

Also, Cam deserves handjobs from everyone.

 

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