Feed Dump: Jerkin' It to Woods Porn

Jerkin' It to Woods Porn

Why would anyone want to keep pornography found in the woods...?

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What have you done, Cam? If Graham has fallen, the Moonbase belongs to his rightful heir Kate of House Stark. *draws broadsword* I will protect her claim, for the safety of the 10 Provinces (and 3 Territories)!

Also, I don't think we should be telling kids to go look for woods porn. Even back then, it was sketchy, water-damaged magazines of unhappy Ukrainian women; I shudder to think about what analog material is left in this digital era.

did they actually do repeat news? if yes please someone link to them

Is that even a hat? It just looks like a stuffed animal placed strategically on Cam's head.

What on earth is "Bread Mushroom" a euphemism of?

Horse Tornado would be popular with boys I think.

Leave spiders alone. What did spiders ever do to you?

I too am waiting for another story about pants-based animal smuggling.

Two bears doing it is woods porn. All you need is a camera.

I love it when cam takes the lead and brings his unique, dictatorial style to LRR Stuff.
Wounderfull!

The thought of Beej smoking a big box of porn made me laugh so hard that coffee came out my nose.

On an unrelated note, ALL HAIL CAM! AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!

I like Cam-lead Feed Dump. It's like some weird hybrid of comedy and an extreme political group's podcast. (As opposed to Kathleen's 'almost an opener for a burlesque act' and standard Graham 'seriously guys, it's supposed to be about the NEWS.')

TiberiusEsuriens:
Is that even a hat? It just looks like a stuffed animal placed strategically on Cam's head.

If the guy making it says it's a hat, who am I to argue?

Deep sea fangly fish! With awesome back deck with plenty of room for dinner and dancing. Screw the Huuuuudge.

All Hail the new host, Cam!

And it's nice to see the return of their new segment "Paul & Beejs have to figure out"

-M

Our great Cammunist Cammander has finally come to defeat the tyrannical Graham

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All hail the glorious new leader of the Moonbasse, Cammander Lauder.

Wait, does Beej still smoke his porn? Since, if so, I don't understand how you can smoke your porn yet have such a hardline stance against the most cathartic pest repellant: fire.

Also, glory and honor to the Cam flavored revolution.

Calling the police because you kid was watching porn? Parenting: you're doing it wrong.

Thunderous Cacophony:
What have you done, Cam? If Graham has fallen, the Moonbase belongs to his rightful heir Kate of House Stark. *draws broadsword* I will protect her claim, for the safety of the 10 Provinces (and 3 Territories)![/img]
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Kate is unfit to rule! #HouseCam

That woman who burn her house down while killing a spider took "Kill it with fire!" way too literally!

Scarim Coral:
That woman who burn her house down while killing a spider took "Kill it with fire!" way too literally!

But to be fair, Flamethrower would be super effective against a Bug type! (Yes...I went there.)

*looks up* Okay...why am I not the LEAST bit surprised the GoT references started?!?

This was a SUPERB episode!!!
More of this trio!!!!

Also, why not watch porn on a sweet, big ass screen?
And what about streaming from your room via DLNA on PS3/360?
DVD: Maybe he got it from a friend or found in dad's stuff.
It was still running because he was ... busy when mom suddenly started unlocking the front door.

Yes, yes, I *DO* accept consulting detective jobs on the side if you want to hire me. :P

P.S.
Epic hat!!!!

kailus13:
What on earth is "Bread Mushroom" a euphemism of?

Paul's shirt bears the answer you seek.

I hereby welcome our new Cam Feed Dump overlord. I wish him a happy and successful reign. Until Kate rises to avenge her fallen sibling.

Deimir:

kailus13:
What on earth is "Bread Mushroom" a euphemism of?

Paul's shirt bears the answer you seek.

I see, thank you. *watches* Muffins are not bread. Muffins are delicious with blueberries. You wouldn't put blueberries in bread would you? You would? Weirdo.

Zachary Amaranth:
Kate is unfit to rule! #HouseCam

I find housecam to be rather boring. Just a single, barely changing angle of a single house. I myself prefer Kittencam.

Now that I've actually been and looked at it, they seem to have grown into cats. No cute kittens for me. D:

I, for one, welcome our new Cammunist overlord.

Where are the links to these articles?

Calling the police over porn? That lady is NUTS and I'm surprise she wasn't arrested for trying to file a faulty police report or just all around wasting the officers time. If I were a cop I would of tried to find some loop hole to arrest her. It's like people are out there robing, assaulting, raping, and killing each other and your wasting our time with this BS! Be a parent and quit bugging us over stupid shit.

Spyre2k:
Calling the police over porn? That lady is NUTS and I'm surprise she wasn't arrested for trying to file a faulty police report or just all around wasting the officers time. If I were a cop I would of tried to find some loop hole to arrest her. It's like people are out there robing, assaulting, raping, and killing each other and your wasting our time with this BS! Be a parent and quit bugging us over stupid shit.

To be fair, in a lot of states in the US it actually IS illegal to provide a minor with pornography.

kailus13:

I see, thank you. *watches* Muffins are not bread. Muffins are delicious with blueberries. You wouldn't put blueberries in bread would you? You would? Weirdo.

We should declare war on those who incorrectly caategorise baked goods!

I find housecam to be rather boring. Just a single, barely changing angle of a single house. I myself prefer Kittencam.

Now that I've actually been and looked at it, they seem to have grown into cats. No cute kittens for me. D:

There may be better sources for news, but they don't have this cat?

Zachary Amaranth:
There may be better sources for news, but they don't have this cat?

Why not? I dare say we'd all watch the news more often if there were cats randomly moving around in the foreground. Makes you wonder why no-one's done it before.

Now Paul should overthrow Cam. With a flamethrower.

So, this looks like a legitimate spider strategy to get people to destroy themselves.

You've got the Welsh person from the Feed Dump story (who stories can't seem to agree if it was a man or a woman and it may have wound up being more than one person who decided this was a good plan before starting the fire), this Seattle guy last month, this Kansas lady two weeks before that, this California guy in 2012, this drunk Englishman in 2011, and this one back in '09.
It actually appears spiders are ramping up the plan now that they've spent a few years in testing.

Ah woods porn, that takes me back.

Between this and WTFIWWY I can't tell how many stories I've heard about spiders vs. flamethrowers.

kailus13:

Why not? I dare say we'd all watch the news more often if there were cats randomly moving around in the foreground. Makes you wonder why no-one's done it before.

Probably. In fact, if I still had cats, I'd try this.

Redlin5:
Now Paul should overthrow Cam. With a flamethrower.

I don't approve of the overthrow of Cam, but I approve of Paul with a flamethrower.

Endocrom:
Ah woods porn, that takes me back.

Me too. Unfortunately, what it takes me back to is how one of my old teachers got busted for kiddie porn.

*long, slow shudder*

I don't know if this is the best place to post this but what has happened the the You Tube playlist for feed dump? It hasn't been updated since 2013?

 

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